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Matt Drudge's Angry Black People Obsession

A high-school kid got beat up on a school bus in Utah Missouri Illinois (!) yesterday, an event so shocking and rare that the nation's seventh-largest news site chose it as its top story. Oh, and the kid was white!
Environmental Guilt To End Cocaine Use
Yuppie cokeheads, stop snorting massive rails for the sake of the endangered tree frogs! That's the new anti-drug message coming out of the UK. And it just might work! You might not stop for the sake of your money, your police record, or your septum, but would you give up blow if you knew that every eight ball cost…
Floridians Confused By Fairy's Message
This billboard simply appeared one night last month in Orange County, Florida, and greatly upset passersby, as well as the owners of "the popular Straub's Seafood Restaurant," who feared that they could be mistaken for the billboard's owner. Straub's business was nevertheless down by two-thirds on the Sunday after…
Waterboarding Is Stylish But Still Uncool, Says Ad
Amnesty International, well known whiners for freedom, released a new anti-torture ad last week. And it's really good! The ad, not torture. At the very least, it's the most stylish portrayal of waterboarding America has seen since it became the hot new YouTube trend. There's also a nice, subtle nod in here to…