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    Madonna-Rod In Secret Love-Nest Hunt
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    12/02/08

    In reply to Madonna-Rod In Secret Love-Nest Hunt
    After seeing these two pictures, one word comes to mind:


    Crotch-rocket!

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    Image of get the buttah get the buttah
    12/02/08

    In reply to Madonna-Rod In Secret Love-Nest Hunt
    Does anyone really find Madonna's form of sexuality attractive? I find it really unappealing. Blech.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    12/02/08

    @get the buttah: I can name a 6'4" Dominican who does.
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    Image of steveholtsmother steveholtsmother
    12/02/08

    In reply to Madonna-Rod In Secret Love-Nest Hunt
    Hasn't anyone ever told Madonna that sitting like that makes your hoo-ha catch cold and sneeze?
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    Image of everfade everfade
    12/02/08

    @steveholtsmother: I'm fairly certain her hoo-ha has caught worse things than a cold.
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    12/02/08

    In reply to Madonna-Rod In Secret Love-Nest Hunt
    I would let them have the extra room in my house for a mere 1100 dollars monthly. The only stipulation is I dont ever want to see their, stringy, sinewy bodies walking naked around my house.
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    Image of Queen of the Passive Aggressives Queen of the Passive Aggressives
    12/02/08

    In reply to Madonna-Rod In Secret Love-Nest Hunt
    I wonder if they have those chairs that look like big baseball gloves aroud a big round dining table painted like a baseball. Of course in a few years or so she'll add A-rod's mounted head to the wall in the big game room.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    12/02/08

    @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Reminds me of Muhammad Ali's boxing glove chairs- the last word in refined good taste.
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    Image of it takes a lot to laugh it takes a lot to laugh
    12/02/08

    In reply to Madonna-Rod In Secret Love-Nest Hunt
    This just solidifies A-Rod's loser status.
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    Image of American Dreamer American Dreamer
    12/02/08

    In reply to Madonna-Rod In Secret Love-Nest Hunt
    Poor A-Rod is going to remember his sexual encounter with Madonna every time he drives his porsche through the Holland Tunnel in NYC.
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    Image of M. Pompadour M. Pompadour
    12/02/08

    @Lucky in Love: fail.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/02/08

    @M. Pompadour: Seconded.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    12/02/08

    In reply to Madonna-Rod In Secret Love-Nest Hunt
    Probably not the popular position here, but A-Rod makes me wet -- and not just cuz I'm a Yankees fan.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    12/02/08

    @bytememehard: physically yes but he's dumb as a post. He always revives, in my head, the Diane Wiest character in Bullets Over Broadway, "Don't speak!"


    I'd be like do me, STFU and get out. Thank you for playing.

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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    12/02/08

    @JLynRedux: Sad to say, that's my take on most guys I find physically attractive.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    12/02/08

    @JLynRedux: Don't speak! Hah! One of the funniest scenes of all time.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    12/02/08

    In reply to Madonna-Rod In Secret Love-Nest Hunt
    I think that athletic women, including older ones, are sexy. But, really ...
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    Image of crotchety crotchety
    12/02/08

    In reply to Madonna-Rod In Secret Love-Nest Hunt
    ". . . with a garage that you can drive into for additional privacy - although those are rare and hard to come by,"


    Ha! We've got a single wide and I drive right into my garage every night. We live like kings.

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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    12/02/08

    @crotchety: My impression is that Madonna has been sporting a two-car garage for years.
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    Image of crotchety crotchety
    12/02/08

    @Weegee's bored: Oh, I didn't make my point very well. We have a single wide mansion but a double wide garage. We also have an elaborate home theatre and use upended beer cases for seating.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    12/02/08

    @crotchety: We're both missing points, or missing sarcasm, or whatevs. My point was that Madonna has a two-car garage that guys have been driving into for years, perhaps two at a time.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    12/02/08

    In reply to Madonna-Rod In Secret Love-Nest Hunt
    Meanwhile, the look on A-Rod's face (as I imagine him staring at Madge in the next photo) reminds of those Snickers (?) Bar commercials where the caveman and the pilgrim and their buddies all yell out, "Feeeeeeeeeast!!!!!"
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    Image of Lonely Goatherd Lonely Goatherd
    12/02/08

    In reply to Madonna-Rod In Secret Love-Nest Hunt
    As if those two are actually together. The sex must be so brutal, neither of them gets anything from it. Bleh.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    12/02/08

    @Lonely Goatherd: Except maybe some serious abrasions all over their bodies and a VD-related lesion or two.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    12/02/08

    In reply to Madonna-Rod In Secret Love-Nest Hunt
    Madge looks like somebody said, "Open up and say ahhhh."
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    Image of robmorsexxx robmorsexxx
    12/02/08

    In reply to Madonna-Rod In Secret Love-Nest Hunt
    That photo of Madge looks an awful lot like Edith Massey as Queen Carlotta in Desperate Living. Wow-not your finest, Mads.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/02/08

    @robmorsexxx: Eggs! I need eggs!
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    12/02/08

    In reply to Madonna-Rod In Secret Love-Nest Hunt
    That photo on the right looks like and iron crotch sitting on an Iron Cross.
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