@Iwillnotauditionforastar: My best friend and I went there once when we were like 'we can't afford the city tonight, how bad could it be??' The answer is very, very bad.
Hefner's narrowing old man afraid to die (see Moonstruck) tastes in models and girls next door might factor into this as well. As that cover illustrates, his picks are looking less and less like America.
@dlduncan2: Glad they didn’t come across my Mid-East travel piece, in which I demonstrate that only gay buttsecks can bring peace between Arabs and Jews.
Seeing that grinning face, it's hard not to single in on the words "inspire such outrage", "boggles the mind" and "ineffective" in each of those stupid bubbles. But hey, it's Metro! Free toilet paper.
As someone who's been to concerts by both Phish and The Grateful Dead, I can assure you there's no such thing as "a harmless compound created by a reaction between alcohol and acid."
Fruitarom is an Israeli company. Better have that mystery smell tested independently. Remember the rumors about mossad passing out special chewing gum to the palestinians to induce mass sterility?
Is this their way of preventing Manhattanites from reproducing?
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Even me.
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As an old, I did all my college newspapering pre-Internet. There probably isn't even any of my work left in the morgue.
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I might borrow that line of argumentation myself. Yeah. That could work.
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Is this their way of preventing Manhattanites from reproducing?
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...or getting them to lactate on a massive scale?