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    White Plains Trash

    White Supremacists Mock Your College Newspaper Articles

    Arianna Huffington Guest-Edits Metro, Any Other Outlet That Will Have Her

    Maple Syrup Smell Mystery Solved!

    Mmmm... Pancakes

    Metro: Fooled By Racist Designer, Now Sponsoring His Show

    Source: Metro Editor Fired For "Obama Is My Slave" Publicity Stunt Story

    Race-Baiting Media Whore Is A Credible Source To One Dumb Paper

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    Image of LeeMarvinsPants LeeMarvinsPants
    07/31/09

    In reply to White Plains Trash
    In White Plains this is considered a vending machine.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    07/31/09

    In reply to White Plains Trash

    better
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    Image of Iwillnotauditionforastar Iwillnotauditionforastar
    07/31/09


    @MncinglyWhordL'mer:
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    Image of eleusiswalks eleusiswalks
    07/31/09

    In reply to White Plains Trash
    I thought this was going to be about the club scene there. Element, anyone?
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    Image of Iwillnotauditionforastar Iwillnotauditionforastar
    07/31/09

    @eleusiswalks:
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    Image of Iwillnotauditionforastar Iwillnotauditionforastar
    07/31/09


    Party Time
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    Image of Iwillnotauditionforastar Iwillnotauditionforastar
    07/31/09


    Party Time
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    Image of eleusiswalks eleusiswalks
    07/31/09

    @Iwillnotauditionforastar: My best friend and I went there once when we were like 'we can't afford the city tonight, how bad could it be??' The answer is very, very bad.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/11/09

    In reply to White Supremacists Mock Your College Newspaper Articles
    Hefner's narrowing old man afraid to die (see Moonstruck) tastes in models and girls next door might factor into this as well. As that cover illustrates, his picks are looking less and less like America.
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    Image of Queen of the Passive Aggressives Queen of the Passive Aggressives
    05/11/09

    In reply to White Supremacists Mock Your College Newspaper Articles
    Why would anyone ever need more than one copy of playboy?
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    05/11/09

    @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: In case the pages get too sticky.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    05/11/09

    In reply to White Supremacists Mock Your College Newspaper Articles
    Actually, that Czech coffeeshop idea is kind of not so bad.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/11/09

    In reply to White Supremacists Mock Your College Newspaper Articles
    I recommend that you start drinking heavily. This will solve all of the above issues.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    05/11/09

    In reply to White Supremacists Mock Your College Newspaper Articles
    Luckily I'm pretty sure no one kept the issues of my college paper when I was editor.


    Even me.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/11/09

    @Itsjustcatnip:


    As an old, I did all my college newspapering pre-Internet. There probably isn't even any of my work left in the morgue.

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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    05/11/09

    @Smitros: That's my protection. Some of it wasn't even typed.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/11/09

    @Itsjustcatnip:


    I might borrow that line of argumentation myself. Yeah. That could work.

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    Image of dlduncan2 dlduncan2
    05/11/09

    In reply to White Supremacists Mock Your College Newspaper Articles
    It reminds of the time that radical Islamacists used my trend piece on "bromances" to undercut my authority . . .
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    05/11/09

    @dlduncan2: Glad they didn’t come across my Mid-East travel piece, in which I demonstrate that only gay buttsecks can bring peace between Arabs and Jews.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/18/09

    In reply to Arianna Huffington Guest-Edits Metro, Any Other Outlet That Will Have Her
    My local sales circular could use a good woman like you, Arianna.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    03/18/09

    In reply to Arianna Huffington Guest-Edits Metro, Any Other Outlet That Will Have Her
    That image is a Power Cougar version of the poster for The 40 year Old Virgin
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/18/09

    In reply to Arianna Huffington Guest-Edits Metro, Any Other Outlet That Will Have Her
    Seeing that grinning face, it's hard not to single in on the words "inspire such outrage", "boggles the mind" and "ineffective" in each of those stupid bubbles. But hey, it's Metro! Free toilet paper.
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    Image of blix blix
    03/18/09

    @Aaron Altman: She had me at "Anti-condom flat Earth society".
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    02/05/09

    In reply to Maple Syrup Smell Mystery Solved!
    My High School was a block away from a soap-making plant .... the smells were beyond ridiculous.
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    Image of cockfightbarmitzvah cockfightbarmitzvah
    02/05/09

    In reply to Maple Syrup Smell Mystery Solved!
    As someone who's been to concerts by both Phish and The Grateful Dead, I can assure you there's no such thing as "a harmless compound created by a reaction between alcohol and acid."
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02/05/09

    In reply to Maple Syrup Smell Mystery Solved!
    Fruitarom is an Israeli company. Better have that mystery smell tested independently. Remember the rumors about mossad passing out special chewing gum to the palestinians to induce mass sterility?


    Is this their way of preventing Manhattanites from reproducing?

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02/05/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming:


    ...or getting them to lactate on a massive scale?

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