On a side note, what is that thing she is wearing around her neck? A ring of fossilized used condoms? Aboriginal chewed kangaroo neckbone, fastened together with paper clips? Or maybe limited production claymation set supplies from the Mr. Bill Show? What? Please tell me.
@DoctorNine: Watch out, Bill, she'll eat you up (Oh, oh, here she comes, she's a man-eater...) btw, are those sprinkles in your eyes? Come closer, my little dough-boy...
@BookishLookish: Thank you. And hate to join the parade, but yes that numeral in her name was distracting. Like, some Chinese restaurant superstition thing. What's wrong with "Eight"? Spelled out at least it would look reassuringly sort of Jewish.
@Balsa Wood: Look, I don't know who's responsible, you or your parents, and it doesn't matter anyway. But this is what happens when you browse the internet without SafeSearch being properly activated: You might get occasional, abstract exposure to bewbs.
@Balsa Wood: Just because your tits are made of a light wood best used to carve out airplanes by Boy Scouts, don't take it out on me, sugar pop. Green is so not your color.
@Yahweh Took My Prepuce: An exposed penis is like a car accident, you just can't help not looking. You may be asking the wrong person, but is there anyone, female, male, gay, or straight, that thinks a penis is actually attractive? Really it is more of a sideshow act than a sexually desirable bodypart.
Oh, this makes my day. I went to school with this guy.
also: I'm really not sure what to make of Peterborough making Gawker. As a lifetime resident, I'm inclined to dispute that there's anything newsworthy about the place, but a wang is a wang, I guess.
@Xylo: Age of consent is indeed, but Canada's child pornography laws are some of the most broad-reaching of any country and don't factor in the age of consent (if that's why you brought it up--maybe I misinterpreted?), at least insofar as what constitutes child pornography. Anything graphical or textual that could be viewed as sexual in nature where the subject is under 18 is illegal, period.
That being said, I'm not overly familiar with case law for this sort of incident, but I can't see the photographer (who, incidentally, is actually The Peterborough Examiner's photographer) being brought up under criminal charges. However, I'm sure there'll be an uproar when the MSM undoubtedly picks this up and complaints pour in. Personally, I can't wait to see if the CBC runs the story just to read the comments. If you ever feel like a fun exercise in reading some of the most ignorantly partisan comments on the Internet, just hop on over to www.cbc.ca and find any politically charged and/or controversial topic and enjoy the cornucopia of extreme demagogy from every political sphere.
@master_cgt: Unrelated note, but anyone mind telling me why Gawker sometimes uses my e-mail address as opposed to the screen name I selected (CanadianSL)? I haven't been able to figure that one out.
@master_cgt: Oops, thanks for the explanation! And ditto on the CBC comments; the level of hostility is freaky over there sometimes. Canadians? Who knew?
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cuz 7 8 9.
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Well.... she certainly was agile enough to dodge the label "interesting"....
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HER MIDDLE NAME WAS 8!!!
How can you fire someone whose middle name is a number? This does not make sense.
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You're just jealous because your number isn't an elegant perfect cube like Jenny's.
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I h8ted reading her overly-cutesy bullshit.
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Sorry, but it's a rough world out there.
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She does seem to have a lot of luck.
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Okay, that might've been a little awkward/obscure.
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also: I'm really not sure what to make of Peterborough making Gawker. As a lifetime resident, I'm inclined to dispute that there's anything newsworthy about the place, but a wang is a wang, I guess.
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Also, the age of consent in Canada is 16.
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That being said, I'm not overly familiar with case law for this sort of incident, but I can't see the photographer (who, incidentally, is actually The Peterborough Examiner's photographer) being brought up under criminal charges. However, I'm sure there'll be an uproar when the MSM undoubtedly picks this up and complaints pour in. Personally, I can't wait to see if the CBC runs the story just to read the comments. If you ever feel like a fun exercise in reading some of the most ignorantly partisan comments on the Internet, just hop on over to www.cbc.ca and find any politically charged and/or controversial topic and enjoy the cornucopia of extreme demagogy from every political sphere.
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