Justin Timberlake's Restaurant Has a Secret Menu (It's Mice)

Have you been to Justin Timberlake’s New York restaurant, Southern Hospitality—a “hotspot” “fine dining” establishment in that it 1) has wifi, 2) serves food and 3) is fine, I guess, if we’re being charitable? Did you happen to notice if the place was overrun with mice? Because New York City’s Department of Health did.
Man Says His McDonald's Coffee Came With a Free Dead Mouse
Ron Morais, of Fredericton, New Brunswick, doesn't like to waste a drop of his coffee. "I always take the lid off to get my last sip," he told the CBC. But he says that on a visit to McDonald's Monday, he found something in his cup that ruined his appetite for last bit of coffee there: A dead mouse.
Scientists Create Creepy-Looking Transparent Mice
Today, researchers at the California Institute of Technology revealed that they've created see-through mice. These creepy little guys will be used to help scientists track how disease makes its way through the body.
Study: Mice Actually Enjoy Running On Their Spinning Sisyphus Wheels
Two researchers in the Netherlands have gone and done the thing that will screw us all in our efforts to remain pleasantly and mildly unhealthy. They've discovered that, when in the wild, mice actually seek out the running wheel as a leisure activity.
Science Watch: Ancient Language Not Good For Anything
Mars canyon! Tree gold! Boomerang returns! Mouse immunity! Dark matter! Early humans! Old linguistics! And playing god, the fun way! It's your decrepit old Science Watch, where we watch science—with an eyebrow raised!
Luxury Realtors Sprinkle Dead Mice and Snakes on Rival Property
The Main Line. A tony, stony region of suburban Philadelphia where the cricket clubs chirp and the toddlers take Mandarin and the driveways are covered with dead mice and snakes. Just a beautiful, fancy area, full of old money and a few NFL players, and a shit ton of dead mice and snakes. Perfect for raising a family…
The Secret to Eternal Youth: Injecting Young Blood Into Your Bloodstream. Also: Dancing Like Nobody's Watching.
Researchers from Stanford University have finally discovered a use for all that young blood you've got lying around (just as it was about to turn, thank God): inject it into your bloodstream to become young and beautiful again. Or, anyway, slightly better at memory tasks.
Do You Need to See This Photo of a Hideous Bald Mouse Growing Mutant Hair?
"You need to see this photo, Drudge Report and Gawker," The Toronto Star tweeted today. The photo in question is of the ugliest mouse imaginable—veiny and bald and resembling an impossibly mutated monster's scrotum—with a tuft of coarse black hair growing from the back of its neck. The hair, the Star writes, is the…
Sperm Grown In a Test Tube
Scientists have been trying to grow sperm in a test tube for over 100 years, and now they've done it. Researchers in Japan "have made fertile mammalian sperm in a culture dish," reports Nature. The scientists took fragments of mouse testes and coaxed sperm to grow from them in a petri dish; then they injected the…
Anthropology: More a Hobby Than a 'Science'
Anthropology debate! Brain hearing! Jock myth! Unique fingerprints! Estrogen breast-rogen! Smallest battery! And gay mice marriage! It's your Friday Science Watch, where we watch science—if you can call it that!
[Photo ]Scientists 'Reverse Aging Process' in Mice
A group of researchers was able to reverse the aging process in genetically-altered mice, "dramatically" regenerating their organs and restoring neurons to their brains. Next stop: Eternal life! Which almost sounds worse, to be honest.
