My understanding is that Queen Elizabeth is rather small, and she seems to tower over Gaga, who, between this and the outfit, resembles the kind of fucked-up doll my great-grandmother would think my baby sister would not have TOO many nightmares about.
Foxwoods can't be any trashier than Mohegan Sun, which is another "massive, trashy casino in Connecticut where I once spent" 20 grueling minutes pissing away $40. I'll never go to another casino that's not in vegas ever again.
@Our Lady of the Massacre: You mean, those genes that trigger dishonesty and putting up a front, paid arrangements, and moving objects with your mind while worshipping an alien overlord?
High heels? Seriously? Surely that can't be good for soft little growing feet. Or toes. See: Chinese foot binding. No amount of auditing will straighten out that shiz.
@DevilsAvocadoRedux: I think they actually stunt foot growth. I wore little heels as a kid because I was a total Blair Waldorf as a kid. I'm a size 5 though I'm kind of tall.
@scroll_lock: Katie says they are ballroom dancing shoes for kids so they are ok. Listen, I have a child the same age. She put some heels on and I told her to take them off, we're certainly not wearing them outside. Get serious..my feet hurt in heels. A little toddler foot is not made to wear those. Plus my daughter's feet are like little boats, don't think they could even squeeze into those things.
I get the distinct impression Suri never hears the word "no" and she'll end up in rehab by 14.
@bboston88: I agree, this kid is denied nothing...EXCEPT A NORMAL CHILDHOOD without a headcase dad and beard mom who's cramming her feet into unnatural positions. I was thinking of rehab by 12 but your guess may be more reasonable.
Remember the classic interchange between Lisanti and Bert Fields "Scary Hollywood Lawyer" over the photos of Tommy kitted up as Dorothy? High-larious high-jinks.
@scroll_lock: Don't get me started. Although I still get my daily laff from Lisanti Quarterly. And the occasional email from him quizzing me on all things freaky in Australia (flora, fauna, birds, weather, racists, muscle-bound surf lifesavers, etc.)
PS... you're up early, and I'm up late. How about that? I'm pleased to inform you that Wednesday was lovely. Warm and sunny with a slight sea breeze and chirruping cicadas. Something for you to look forward to.
He's a Twitterer as well. Not that I go there (Twittering and reading most Twits give me a rash), other than to read his one-sided feed on aforementioned Tumblr. Which, even though it's vaguely nonsensical without the other half of the conversation, is still hysterical. A consummate wordsmith.
FYI, I live in toronto and Bllomberg has been doing promotional spots for the local all-news radio station that uses Bloomberg news, in which he identifies himself only as 'founder of Bloomberg.'
I guess now that he has his third term, he's back to working with the company that he (allegedly) cut his ties with in his first and second terms?
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Go Gaga!
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I get the distinct impression Suri never hears the word "no" and she'll end up in rehab by 14.
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Teensy high heels to constrict the growing feet. L. Ron to muzzle an expanding mind. Those little shoes are an apt metaphor for that child's life.
Either that, or Tommy is living vicariously through her closet. Of clothes. And footwear.
"There's no place like home, Dorothy".
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Remember the classic interchange between Lisanti and Bert Fields "Scary Hollywood Lawyer" over the photos of Tommy kitted up as Dorothy? High-larious high-jinks.
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PS... you're up early, and I'm up late. How about that? I'm pleased to inform you that Wednesday was lovely. Warm and sunny with a slight sea breeze and chirruping cicadas. Something for you to look forward to.
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He's a Twitterer as well. Not that I go there (Twittering and reading most Twits give me a rash), other than to read his one-sided feed on aforementioned Tumblr. Which, even though it's vaguely nonsensical without the other half of the conversation, is still hysterical. A consummate wordsmith.
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Wasted an hour on the NBC;
Leno ain't working, they know that they blew it
So they got Bublé for nothing,
and their "Chuck" for free.
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Fine holiday fun.
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It looks like she's being strangled by a moose!
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I guess now that he has his third term, he's back to working with the company that he (allegedly) cut his ties with in his first and second terms?
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