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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    11/30/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Safe after His Twitter Impersonator Fakes Suicide (Updated)
    "IDK what to do"

    well, my BFF jill sez...
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    Image of Streeter Streeter
    11/30/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Safe after His Twitter Impersonator Fakes Suicide (Updated)
    Does his page really say THE michael lohan? oh barf. he fancies himself a donald...
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    ampersandparade promoted this comment Streeter was starred Streeter was unstarred
    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    11/30/09

    @Streeter: As someone who reads TheMandyMoore on a regular basis, I'd like to argue that this is probably just to differentiate from someone else who legitimately has the same name but got it before the celebrity, but then I recognized who I was writing about and the idiocy contained within this post, and I've forgotten my point.
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    ampersandparade was starred ampersandparade was unstarred
    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    11/30/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Safe after His Twitter Impersonator Fakes Suicide (Updated)
    The space between the B and the Y in that "final" BYE is an inspired touch.
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    MrInBetween was starred MrInBetween was unstarred
    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    11/30/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Safe after His Twitter Impersonator Fakes Suicide (Updated)
    Bu-bu-but that paragon of news-gathering Perez Hilton believes it's him!!!
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11/30/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Safe after His Twitter Impersonator Fakes Suicide (Updated)
    If it was really him he would have done the @ thing at LiLo's real twitter name.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/30/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Safe after His Twitter Impersonator Fakes Suicide (Updated)
    Tweletion? Really?
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    Image of EhBologna EhBologna
    11/30/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Safe after His Twitter Impersonator Fakes Suicide (Updated)
    What is the point of Twitter? If anyone can just pretend to be anyone else, why bother "following" them? So that you can say "I have a personal relationship with Michael Lohan?" My mother always called these sorts of things "big moments in little lives."
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    Peter Feld promoted this comment Edited by EhBologna at 11/30/09 5:42 AM EhBologna was starred EhBologna was unstarred
    Image of NathanSt NathanSt
    11/30/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Safe after His Twitter Impersonator Fakes Suicide (Updated)
    Why don't awful people ever do the decent thing?

    It's almost always the nice schlubs that do it and only rarely the assholes.
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    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    11/30/09

    @nathanst: If that was supposed to be funny, it wasn't. Fuck you.
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    nathanst promoted this comment FaceMelter was starred FaceMelter was unstarred
    Image of NathanSt NathanSt
    11/30/09

    @FaceMelter: Nope, just my observation.

    I'm not a fan of assholes. They suck the joy out of other people's lives. I'm perfectly content with the idea of them ending themselves.
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    Image of Benny Benny
    11/30/09

    @nathanst: Are you aware that you are, yourself, an asshole?
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    Benny was starred Benny was unstarred
    Image of NathanSt NathanSt
    11/30/09

    @Benny: cool. I'll remember to kill myself given a good reason due to my own actions.
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    NathanSt was starred NathanSt was unstarred
    Image of Benny Benny
    11/30/09

    @nathanst: As long as you're consistent.
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    Benny was starred Benny was unstarred
    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    11/30/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Safe after His Twitter Impersonator Fakes Suicide (Updated)
    Wow. You guys are really fucking desperate for content. What's going to happen once Sony stops dropping that JA money on you? Gawker is fucked.
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    Airvault promoted this comment FaceMelter was starred FaceMelter was unstarred
    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/30/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Safe after His Twitter Impersonator Fakes Suicide (Updated)
    "My lawyers are investigating." That's the real Michael Lohan.
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    i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of Airvault Airvault
    11/30/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Safe after His Twitter Impersonator Fakes Suicide (Updated)
    These fake deaths are already boring.
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    11/30/09

    @Airvault: "In the future, everyone will be dead for fifteen minutes."
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    11/30/09

    @Airvault: We will also all be raped and murdered by Glenn Beck for 15 seconds
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    Airvault promoted this comment fatmonalisa was starred fatmonalisa was unstarred
    Image of rising rising
    11/30/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Safe after His Twitter Impersonator Fakes Suicide (Updated)
    Gawker, you know he didn't kill himself, so why don't you change the sensationalistic headline.
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    Airvault promoted this comment rising was starred rising was unstarred
    Image of superconnected (is it time to leave?) superconnected (is it time to leave?)
    11/30/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Safe after His Twitter Impersonator Fakes Suicide (Updated)
    Suicide is painless. It brings on many changes. I can tweet about it if I please.

    Was going to say something striving to be meaningful about the trivializing suicide and online exhibitionism, but fuck it. I get a bit of a thrill being among the first few thousand to know. I knew there was a reason I'm sitting in my bed refreshing twitter at 3:30 in the morning again! My life might be an empty abyss of nothingness, but I'm on top of suicide tweet watch. How many boring bitches with stable lives and sleep schedules can say the same?
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/30/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Safe after His Twitter Impersonator Fakes Suicide (Updated)
    Not sure that it matters, but here's a screen cap I took earlier that includes one extra tweet than the one above.

    Also, re: the deletion, there were only 17 tweets on the account, going back two days. This is not to say that it was a new account -- it wasn't -- but that he's deleted tweets en masse before, so it's not unlikely that he did it again.
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    Image of Peggy:Beautiful, like a Llama! Peggy:Beautiful, like a Llama!
    11/30/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Safe after His Twitter Impersonator Fakes Suicide (Updated)
    this site says no:
    [www.shabooty.com]
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    pureblarney promoted this comment Peggy:Beautiful, like a Llama! was starred Peggy:Beautiful, like a Llama! was unstarred
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