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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    09/14/09

    In reply to Team Michael Bay's Megan Fox Diss Letter: Censored!
    She may be a little bit stupid -- no, a lot of bit stupid, but she's also openly bisexual, and that means she's ours. So, be nice.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    09/13/09

    In reply to Team Michael Bay's Megan Fox Diss Letter: Censored!
    I just can't root for anyone wearing those shoes.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    09/13/09

    In reply to Team Michael Bay's Megan Fox Diss Letter: Censored!
    It's a douchefest. Let's move on.
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    09/13/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: Or as they say in France, "Un Festivale de Douche".
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment TheSometimesWhy was starred TheSometimesWhy was unstarred
    Image of ligmasagbatch ligmasagbatch
    09/14/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: No kidding. There aren't enough Charles Barkleys and plate-glass windows to go around.
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment ligmasagbatch was starred ligmasagbatch was unstarred
    Image of Martiniman Martiniman
    09/13/09

    In reply to Team Michael Bay's Megan Fox Diss Letter: Censored!
    Megan may very well be in her bitchy character all the time. Who cares? She's hot, everybody wants to know what she's up to, she tells it like it is, and she flips off the papps...I may actually have to go see that dog of a flick now!
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    PaisleyPajamas promoted this comment Martiniman was starred Martiniman was unstarred
    Image of skt.smth skt.smth
    09/13/09

    @Martiniman: But actually she's not that hot. That's what confuses me about all of this.
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    Image of SuchAndSuch SuchAndSuch
    09/13/09

    In reply to Team Michael Bay's Megan Fox Diss Letter: Censored!
    I'm all in with Megan on this one...this letter sounds like it was written by a bunch of grips, who everyone knows are the biggest bunch of cargo-shorts-wearing, macho-manly douchebags in Hollywood. Their exaggerated ideas about what's "manly" make them come off like reverse drag queens...which is exactly why Michael Bay would want to hang out with them and would encourage them to post on his official site.

    Grip tough or die! Or just make up shit and post it on the web. Just get it DONE, bro!
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    PaisleyPajamas promoted this comment SuchAndSuch was starred SuchAndSuch was unstarred
    Image of BBooms BBooms
    09/13/09

    @SuchAndSuch: Or maybe the whole thing is a joke.
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    Image of BBooms BBooms
    09/13/09

    In reply to Team Michael Bay's Megan Fox Diss Letter: Censored!
    I love Megan Fox. If anything, I think this shows some intelligence. Being a celebrity and being an actor are different things, and she clearly understands this.

    And it's really hard to take issue with anyone making fun of Michael Bay. And Fox is funny.
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    Edited by BBooms at 09/13/09 2:27 PM BBooms was starred BBooms was unstarred
    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    09/13/09

    In reply to Team Michael Bay's Megan Fox Diss Letter: Censored!
    Michael Bay is the Death of All That is Smart and Plausible in Cinema. Krazy Megs can blather all she wants to about Hitler and fireballs and pyramid fucking and I will read with interest. I still think she's shockingly beautiful too.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    09/13/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: I'm with you...she's the Angelina that Angelina never had the guts to be.
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    Edited by PaisleyPajamas at 09/13/09 2:52 PM PaisleyPajamas was starred PaisleyPajamas was unstarred
    Image of ArleenCabango ArleenCabango
    09/13/09

    In reply to Team Michael Bay's Megan Fox Diss Letter: Censored!
    I can't stand any of them. Michael isn't all that get a director, Megan is no star actress (then again, she's perfect for the tripe Michael directs) and this nameless set of crew loses points for getting involved in something that was none of their business. that they said anything is just fanboy nonsense. if she had insulted them, fine. but otherwise, shut up and do your job.
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment ArleenCabango was starred ArleenCabango was unstarred
    Image of Sandogg Sandogg
    09/13/09

    In reply to Team Michael Bay's Megan Fox Diss Letter: Censored!
    cue the crickets...
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    Image of lj68 lj68
    09/13/09

    In reply to Team Michael Bay's Megan Fox Diss Letter: Censored!
    Megan's undereducated trash. I really can't blame the guys who wrote the letter.
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    Shelwood promoted this comment lj68 was starred lj68 was unstarred
    Image of Shelwood Shelwood
    09/13/09

    @lj68: because they all graduated summa cum laude from Harvard? The trailer shit was weak -- you don't get to pick your parents.
     Reply
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    Image of SybilDisobedience SybilDisobedience
    09/08/09

    In reply to At Summer's End, Hollywood Counts the Money
    That still looks like some kind of bizarro Christina's World.
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    09/08/09

    In reply to At Summer's End, Hollywood Counts the Money
    Pssst - "vomitoria." Veni, vidi, correcti.

    Semper ubu sub ubi.
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    snugbug promoted this comment TroisFilles was starred TroisFilles was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/08/09

    @TroisFilles: Absit iniuria verbis.. but yeah. Point well taken.
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    Edited by snugbug at 09/08/09 2:30 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    09/08/09

    In reply to At Summer's End, Hollywood Counts the Money
    Re: "Market Share"

    I would think that making 10 to 20 movies with $10M budgets, that each bring in a 5X to 8X return would be "better business" than betting the farm on a $100M to $200M crapfest that brings a "hopeful" 1X to 2X return.

    What is not readily evident in this picture? Is it about the promotion? Are the PR costs spread over many movies just too expensive for the studios?

    It seems really lazy.
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    Image of skymotel skymotel
    09/08/09

    In reply to At Summer's End, Hollywood Counts the Money
    But what about Max Tucker’s film?
     Reply
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/08/09

    @skymotel: It's exclusively screening at vomitoria across the nation.
     Reply
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    09/08/09

    In reply to At Summer's End, Hollywood Counts the Money
    Harry Potter and the Hangover actually sounded like a pretty awesome movie until I reread that sentence.
     Reply
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    09/08/09

    @DahlELama: I also liked, Bruno, Land of the Lost, not for its awesomeness however, but for its spot on truth.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/08/09

    @DahlELama: "Harry Pothead and the Hangover."
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    09/08/09

    @Spirit Fingers: I enjoyed Land of the Lost and Funny People for very similar reasons.
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