When is a drug movie not a drug movie? When its director says so.

Here is the trailer for Crystal Fairy and the Magical Cactus, which is not a twee children's tale, but rather a road trip-drug trip movie with Michael Cera and Gabby Hoffman. It looks like so much giddy fun madcapery. And it has a great soundtrack!

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Hayden Panettiere invites us to imagine what she looks like during sex. Lady Gaga is against plastic surgery. A boy bander gets a new gig as a Chippendale. Joe Jonas collaborates with Chris Brown. Wednesday gossip can't be unseen.

In the second episode of the web series Bad Dads, directed by Derek Westerman, Will Hines and Michael Cera do some father-son bonding over a work-in-progress vampire saga. We're so excited we're "almost blacking out from this" as well.

What do you think it takes to be a good dad? Apparently it's the opposite of whatever appears on the new web series, "Bad Dads."

Today at Gawker.TV, Jeff Goldblum and Biz Markie perform "Just a Friend," Tracy Morgan's tips to a happy marriage, the Always Sunny gang films Lethal Weapon 5, and Julie Bowen (and her legs) hit on Michael Cera.

We were introduced to more of Julie Bowen than we were expecting last night: her legs, the time she hit on Michael Cera when he was 14, her legs, her wacky personality, her legs, and did we mention her legs?

[Michael Cera eats a literally finger-licking good burrito at Yuca's in LA's Los Feliz neighborhood with friends. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

So you think you were born to play the role of a mild-mannered teenager looking for love in a Hollywood film, just like Michael Cera? Not so fast. The video inside teaches you the all the tricks of the trade.

Yep. He has one right now. Also today: Cruise's wife gets in bed with two people, but only one man, Scream 4 adds some more victims, a Glee rumor appears true, and some sexy nerd ladies arrive at SyFy's doorstep.

Poor, family-hating Jennifer Aniston stunk up the box office this weekend, while a bunch of grumpy old MEN once again grabbed the top spot. Vampires took a stake in the heart, hilariously, and piranhas raged.

Yeah, it was finally determined this weekend when a bunch of virile, grunting men pummeled not only some chick on a road trip but also her little wimpy sissyboy friend, who wasn't really a man to begin with.

Georgia residents were in for a treat if they tuned into Fox's Good Day, Atlanta this morning. Jason Schwartzman and Michael Cera dropped by the studio in order to promote Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, but more importantly, the weather.

Today at Gawker.TV, Michael Cera talks about almost dying, Shaq gets dusted by Dale Earnhardt, Jr. while racing, a woman freaks out when a waitress flirts with her boyfriend, The Big C, previewed, and why Louie is better than Seinfeld.

Michael Cera went on Letterman to promote his new movie, but before doing so he spoke vividly about his trip to Denver that nearly cost him his life. Never climb mountains at night kids. NOT COOL!

Happy Canada Day, everyone! How should we all celebrate? By trying to kick oot (ha!) all the Canadians that make life unbearable. There's more of them you think, and here are the ones we wouldn't mind sending home.