"I Plate Altitudes", the story of one chef's struggle to overcome his desire to stack foodstuffs in teetering and unmanageable towers,much to the chagrin of his staff and customers.
@DevilsAvocado: Of course, there's always my children's thriller "Changes in Pirattitudes" in which Jimmy Buffet is kidnapped by a band of rogue Backyardigans?
(sorry- I have a toddler, my mind is permanently overtaken by Noggin programming)
Hey - I saw what you did there. Nice referencing of my Antipodean heritage. Even if accidental - me likey very much. Just work 'monotremes' in there, and Bob's your uncle.
I'll finish that technological thriller for HarperCollins - it would involve implanting resequenced genetic material from Germaine Greer into an ostrich embryo, ostensibly for public enjoyment, but resulting in the protagonists being trapped on an island with a gang of feminist-raptors.
I was all set to hate this guy when he spoke at a book festival I was attending (the day before Susan Sontag, if memory serves)...and I came away totally wrong-footed by his disarming modesty. I never considered him a great writer, but he did say two things about writing that have managed to stay with me. Paraphrased:
1) "No one starts out as a great writer. You have to write and throw away a huge number of words just to get to the good stuff. For me that number was about a million."
2) "When I was pondering a career as a writer, I found out that only about 200 people in America made a living solely from their writing. Compared to medicine, those looked like pretty long odds. But I had to give it a try anyway."
I loved his books. Seriously, he was a great writer. State of Fear showed that his politics were nutty but I read it as a big 'what if' - because really, I do like reading things that challenge what I know or think. As fun as it is to always agree with my lbral leet friends I want to know what the other half is thinking too, cause I know for sure I am not always right, and that being surrounded by identical thinkers is a sure route to stagnation and Bush-like behavior.
MC, you nutter, thanks for the books and the memories.
Why is it when someone dies, the work they did suddenly becomes beatified? At least DFW earned his accolades through great work. Crichton is pure mediocrity who slid into insane right winginess later in his career.
These saccharine, sickly obit threads are starting to provoke a gag reaction with me. Every time I see the phrase "R.I.P" I start to panic, anticipating another round of the game "how this person influenced me, and how their death is about me".
I doubt that anyone in the literary world paid much attention to this obit. Chrichton's responsible for some of the most poorly written, intensely reactionary pulp imaginable. A Hollywood type of guy, churning out drivel on the latest trend/fear and in mass market paperback.
The Andromeda Strain was the first SF book I ever read. Aaaand now, my bookshelves are full. His books always made me think (and shiver!). Rest in peace!
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Well, grounded in FICTIONAL science. Just like his anti-climate change beliefs.
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Any book editor with a deadline will prefer a pro over some 38-year-old guy in Brooklyn who needs "inspiration."
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Very nice. Also...
"I Plate Altitudes", the story of one chef's struggle to overcome his desire to stack foodstuffs in teetering and unmanageable towers,much to the chagrin of his staff and customers.
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Curse you, Crichton! Curse you and the horse you rode in on.
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How's about 'I Rate Plate Attitudes ' - A critic rating the food critics?
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(sorry- I have a toddler, my mind is permanently overtaken by Noggin programming)
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Hey - I saw what you did there. Nice referencing of my Antipodean heritage. Even if accidental - me likey very much. Just work 'monotremes' in there, and Bob's your uncle.
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This is some good brainstorming right here.
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1) "No one starts out as a great writer. You have to write and throw away a huge number of words just to get to the good stuff. For me that number was about a million."
2) "When I was pondering a career as a writer, I found out that only about 200 people in America made a living solely from their writing. Compared to medicine, those looked like pretty long odds. But I had to give it a try anyway."
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I thought was Larry King.
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MC, you nutter, thanks for the books and the memories.
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These saccharine, sickly obit threads are starting to provoke a gag reaction with me. Every time I see the phrase "R.I.P" I start to panic, anticipating another round of the game "how this person influenced me, and how their death is about me".
Please, kill off these R.I.P threads.
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