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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    07:20 AM

    In reply to This is What $11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like
    At these high-end hooker prices, the high-end calligraphy sales quotation needs to ooze sexual innuendo. And it does.
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    07:17 AM

    In reply to This is What $11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like
    For $20, I'll print something off in Edwardian Script ITC when Jermaine goes. Call me, Joe. #michaeljackson
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Most Psychotic Dancing With the Stars Routine Ever: Donny Osmond in Jacko-Drag and Lipstick
    did they have to slow down the tempo of that song from the original because no one watching was doing poppers? #dancingwiththestars
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Most Psychotic Dancing With the Stars Routine Ever: Donny Osmond in Jacko-Drag and Lipstick
    This commercial kept me from making 2 or 3 jokes about this routine and the show in general.
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Most Psychotic Dancing With the Stars Routine Ever: Donny Osmond in Jacko-Drag and Lipstick
    I get more of a "March of the Tin Soldiers" vibe. Nutcracker for sure. #dancingwiththestars
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Most Psychotic Dancing With the Stars Routine Ever: Donny Osmond in Jacko-Drag and Lipstick
    Adam Ant or Amadeus video not MJ still weird #dancingwiththestars
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Most Psychotic Dancing With the Stars Routine Ever: Donny Osmond in Jacko-Drag and Lipstick
    I didn't know Donny Osmond was Australian. #dancingwiththestars
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Most Psychotic Dancing With the Stars Routine Ever: Donny Osmond in Jacko-Drag and Lipstick
    Spaniards everywhere are crying and shitting themselves. #dancingwiththestars
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    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Was Joe married to Michael Jackson? He's talking alimony numbers, it's the take Khloe Kardishan's going for when she divorces that guy she's not married to. #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Oh, big ups to McDonaugh's. You could walk in there at 4:30 (AM) after even Starvin' Marvin wouldn't sell you beer and they would serve up a six pack with the caps popped and you could march back out into the early morning light feeling like a very clever hobo. And they told Durtiz he was too late? Total snub. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/07/09

    @ninety_nine: I knew you'd know where that was. Savannah snubbed Duritz because of late hours? Unlikely. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/07/09

    @ninety_nine: Perhaps only in Savannah could a girl get away with "Does my napkin smell like chloroform?"

    Oh, and others have theorized about Durtiz "abilities". It's about the only way to come to grips with his impressive list of former lovers. #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Penis. [Edit: I have resisted randomly and puckishly posting that word in the comments here for ages now. Thank you, Foster, for providing a perfectly legitimate opportunity for me to finally do so.]#slumdogmillionare
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    I do not think Arsenio likes Paula like that, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Also, he has a very large penis. #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    I heard Swisher was dating Joanna Garcia from Gossip Girl. I would've thought she, at least, would have better taste than the Murray Hill Brother Jimmy's. The UES one, maybe. #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Please don't let Foster Kamer do any more of these because then I will have to read them all.[/swoon] #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/07/09

    @Guggenheimlich: If I do any more of these, I'm going to lose my job. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Statistically speaking, odds are against Dev Patel having a huge schlong. The average penis length in India is the smallest of any country that studies the size of its dicks. This information comes from "Manswers" on Spike TV, which is no Discovery Channel, but clearly has lots of dickpertise. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/07/09

    @lionboy: Which is why he's the One and Only. Literally. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    11/07/09

    @Foster Kamer: If so, she really does need to keep a close eye on him because there will be a billion deprived Indian women wanting to get a piece of it. #slumdogmillionare
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