"Also, Michelle is too great a humanitarian to allow the ongoing torment of sad Susan Boyle to occur in her own home."
Sorry, I don't get the "sad" part. Susan Boyle has the #1 CD in the world right now. What's "sad" about that? And why wouldn't Mrs. Obama want her to sing at the White House? Other musicians have performed there and Ms. Boyle is as good or better than most of those that have. Stop making fun of this woman. She deserves to be treated with respect.
@mslewis: Your heart's in the right place, but you missed the gist of the comment. Boyle has had numerous mental breakdowns due to the pressures of fame. The "joke" here is that Michelle won't allow Susan Boyle to risk any further hospitalizations from the pressure of performing at the white house.
Hey wait a minute, why am I batting clean up for this damn site?
To Tiger's Mistresses - When the porn star who doesn't deny banging him looks more fresh-faced and natural than you it might be time to rethink your plastic surgery, clothing, hair and make-up routine.
Holy crap! She became a porn star?! I vividly remember her episode of The Wonder Years.
She was Kevin's summer-vacation-love-interest, when the Arnolds (and Paul Pfeiffer) went to Ocean City. She was 15 or 16, so he lied and told her he was older. They made out! When Kevin's vacation ended, they promised each other they'd write, but they never did. They never did...
It's way early for me here on the west coast so forgive me for being extremely amused at the idea that women are going around "not denying" they had sex with Tiger Woods. I suspect that the number of women who are not denying they had sex with Tiger Woods is almost infinitely higher than the number of women affirming the same.
No. seriously, I swear this is true. Ever since Tiger Woods' "car accident" the photos that are used to illustrate stories about them show him to be darker skinned than back when he was a golf hero. Case in point the one above. Not only does his skin tone seem darker, his face is in shadow so he is starting to get Mandingo-like qualities.
Susan Boyle does it to herself. Nobody cares about that carnival sideshow anymore. Her eventual total breakdown and institutionalization will be treated with as much surprise and interest as the eight billionth snickers bar coming out of the snickers bar factory.
@Pope John Peeps II: But I still feel for her. She's a mentally fragile woman who was able to keep herself together in the small life she led in her small town. And like so many other performers who have similar temperaments she no longer has anyone around her that cares enough about her rather than the money they can make from her to give her some perspective that would help her avoid to crash and burn that seems so inevitable.
We protect animals from having this done to them, but people are fair game whether they are capable of comprehending the consequences of seeking and then actually getting famous in the realm of satellite TV where we are all Kings commanding our fools to sing and dance for our amusement.
@Tart of Darkness: She's pretty much a fully functioning human being though, able to make informed choices. If she's not willing to stop doing something that makes her unhappy or unstable, there's really not anything anybody can do, and she really does not deserve much sympathy.
It's like dealing with an addict. They're sad and stupid and weak, but eventually you have to abandon trying to help them if they don't help themselves.
@Pope John Peeps II: Addiction, by clinical definition is not a choice. And yes addicts use up all of the people around them and are pathetic and so forth, but I feel sympathy for them.
But I'm glad you're posting all of this 'cause I've been trying to prove to 5ftoffury that there are people in the world who exist who have no sympathy for others and they cannot be educated to create it where it is lacking.
@Tart of Darkness: Well now you're just being a bit of a cock, aren't you?
Addiction, by clinical definition is a disease, but only assholes like you would say that people who choose NOT to get help deserve nothing but sympathy and coddling. Do you think you're helping them by saying "it's not your fault, you have no control"? Do you think that's how an intervention happens? People need to want help. If they don't, it fails. If they do, it succeeds.
Do you think that's helping Susan Boyle? She's handicapped, but only slightly, and none of that means she's incapable of making choices to run her own life. Or would you like everyone in the world who's slightly handicapped to have a handler, so that they can live their lives as weak and patronized, so that you can feel good about yourself that you're protecting people that you have serious unconscious contempt for. I have sympathy for people who want and need help, for people who choose help. But until they do, I feel bad for them, but I have nothing to offer them. Should I feel bad for Susan Boyle? No. She chose her own path then, and is choosing her own actions now, so she can live with the consequences. Just like every other human being.
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I have not slept with Tiger Woods. So that's one girl down.
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Sorry, I don't get the "sad" part. Susan Boyle has the #1 CD in the world right now. What's "sad" about that? And why wouldn't Mrs. Obama want her to sing at the White House? Other musicians have performed there and Ms. Boyle is as good or better than most of those that have. Stop making fun of this woman. She deserves to be treated with respect.
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Hey wait a minute, why am I batting clean up for this damn site?
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But yes alcohol and drugs have been severely cheapened by their association with Lindsay. I say we rescue them; two out of three ain't bad.
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Course I love you.. I love all y'all
Hehehe, hehehe, f'real
I love girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls, I do adore
Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya
Holla at ya when I come off tour
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Wouldn't that be Woods himself?
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She was Kevin's summer-vacation-love-interest, when the Arnolds (and Paul Pfeiffer) went to Ocean City. She was 15 or 16, so he lied and told her he was older. They made out! When Kevin's vacation ended, they promised each other they'd write, but they never did. They never did...
Hoo... good ep!
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Wanda Sykes called this one a looooong time ago.
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Just the Rupert Murdochs of the world stirring up racial tensions as the economies melt down and tensions rise. Nothing to see here.
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We protect animals from having this done to them, but people are fair game whether they are capable of comprehending the consequences of seeking and then actually getting famous in the realm of satellite TV where we are all Kings commanding our fools to sing and dance for our amusement.
Next on the list: Taylor Swift
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It's like dealing with an addict. They're sad and stupid and weak, but eventually you have to abandon trying to help them if they don't help themselves.
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But I'm glad you're posting all of this 'cause I've been trying to prove to 5ftoffury that there are people in the world who exist who have no sympathy for others and they cannot be educated to create it where it is lacking.
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Addiction, by clinical definition is a disease, but only assholes like you would say that people who choose NOT to get help deserve nothing but sympathy and coddling. Do you think you're helping them by saying "it's not your fault, you have no control"? Do you think that's how an intervention happens? People need to want help. If they don't, it fails. If they do, it succeeds.
Do you think that's helping Susan Boyle? She's handicapped, but only slightly, and none of that means she's incapable of making choices to run her own life. Or would you like everyone in the world who's slightly handicapped to have a handler, so that they can live their lives as weak and patronized, so that you can feel good about yourself that you're protecting people that you have serious unconscious contempt for. I have sympathy for people who want and need help, for people who choose help. But until they do, I feel bad for them, but I have nothing to offer them. Should I feel bad for Susan Boyle? No. She chose her own path then, and is choosing her own actions now, so she can live with the consequences. Just like every other human being.
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Not in the tips proper:
[gawker.com]
Ja, ja, I know... you've got a zillion feeds and you picked it out yourself.