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    Fallen Tech Messiah: I'm 30 Pounds Lighter, Not in Cannes

    Meet Michael Saylor, Tech Playboy Who Still Lives Large (Corrected)
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    05/22/09

    In reply to Fallen Tech Messiah: I'm 30 Pounds Lighter, Not in Cannes
    I'm a photo retoucher and I've melted POUNDS off of people: POUNDS!!


    Photos lie. I could remove that meat beard with a little transforming mesh tool in about 10 seconds.

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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fallen Tech Messiah: I'm 30 Pounds Lighter, Not in Cannes
    Seriously, you got a phone number for this guy?
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fallen Tech Messiah: I'm 30 Pounds Lighter, Not in Cannes
    Calling bullshit on 30 pounds. He's dropped 10... 15, tops.
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    05/21/09

    @MrInBetween: Getting the yellow off of his teeth was worth another three pounds or so.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fallen Tech Messiah: I'm 30 Pounds Lighter, Not in Cannes
    Editorial whoopsies are just not what they used to be.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fallen Tech Messiah: I'm 30 Pounds Lighter, Not in Cannes
    read:


    here is the new tool
    same as the old tool
    except 30 lbs lighter.


    So there bitches!

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    Image of momo momo
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fallen Tech Messiah: I'm 30 Pounds Lighter, Not in Cannes
    He looks very Enzyteful.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fallen Tech Messiah: I'm 30 Pounds Lighter, Not in Cannes
    Was I the only one who accidently speed read the email from as "Sailor Moon"?
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fallen Tech Messiah: I'm 30 Pounds Lighter, Not in Cannes
    Such as! Well, sir, you do look trimmer but I can't put you on my to-do list given your odd taste in men's suits. Who made that? Pendleton?
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    Image of Gunsetpark Gunsetpark
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fallen Tech Messiah: I'm 30 Pounds Lighter, Not in Cannes
    Guest editor? He seems OK.
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    Image of Ryan Tate Ryan Tate
    05/21/09

    @Gunsetpark: WHEN IS OWEN COMING BACK THOUGH?
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fallen Tech Messiah: I'm 30 Pounds Lighter, Not in Cannes
    Confusing headline -- he lost 30 lbs, but still has a fat cannes?
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fallen Tech Messiah: I'm 30 Pounds Lighter, Not in Cannes
    I will not do Cannes in a prop

    I will not do Cannes in a yacht

    I will not do Cannes in any state

    I do not like Cannes, Ryan Tate
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    05/21/09

    @Awesome X: <3
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    Image of Ryan Tate Ryan Tate
    05/21/09

    @Awesome X: Awesome, X.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    05/21/09

    @Awesome X: Which proves that every time you do a Clever a commenter gets his Star!
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fallen Tech Messiah: I'm 30 Pounds Lighter, Not in Cannes
    Clarification: This is his P90X Day 1/Day 90 side-by-sides. BRING IT!!!
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    Image of kjack kjack
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fallen Tech Messiah: I'm 30 Pounds Lighter, Not in Cannes
    5(a). Please note that I also now use Crest Whitestrips.
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    Image of Kitten_Witawip Kitten_Witawip
    05/21/09

    @kjack: Yep, got rid of the nicotine stain on front tooth.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    05/21/09

    @Kitten_Witawip: That kind of improvement only comes with professional bleaching or Photoshop (quicker, cheaper, easier).
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    Image of Silverbackne Silverbackne
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fallen Tech Messiah: I'm 30 Pounds Lighter, Not in Cannes
    Ol' wind tunnel face
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    05/21/09

    @Silverbackne: What is up with his chin? Seriously. I need to know if this is a naturally occurring phenomenon or whether it's a botched chin job.
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    Image of Mar Charbel Mar Charbel
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fallen Tech Messiah: I'm 30 Pounds Lighter, Not in Cannes
    I'd do him now.
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    05/21/09

    @Mar Charbel: I prefer him beefy. And relatively unphotoshopped.
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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    05/21/09

    @Dickdogfood: Why is NO ONE picking this photo apart like the Jezzies did the Kardashian pic?


    I see teeth whitening, some tightening (especially around the eyes), and maybe a more brown (less reddish-brown) dye job.


    And, yes, he's kind of cute now.

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