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BookishLookish
08/09/09

In reply to Palin Says Divorce Rumors Are 'Made Up,' Which Could Mean 'True'
I see Mrs. Sanford moved out of her husband's house this weekend. If one uptight Republican white lady with a shitty hairdo can swing it, why not all? As South Carolina goes, so goes Alaska?
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Tremonius
08/05/09

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I don't mind liars, really, I mean, we're all used to them. But the scary ones do bother me, the ones who tell the most blatant outrageous falsehoods which even on their face are transparent. Like, her husband accidentally checked the box Alaskan Independence Party seven years running because he thought it meant he was independent and all. And they both show up at the meetings and she speaks at them because they thought it was just another Tupperware party. Chilling.
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Magister
08/05/09

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I'd say that if Todd stays in Alaska, while Sarah takes-up residence in Des Moines, then they're definitely staying together, but if they both move to the Lower 48, then it won't be long until Todd is hanging with Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan is on their wing.
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lefty
08/05/09

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Is she divorcin'? I don't know, Alaska.
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BxgrlJeri
08/05/09

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If by "divorce" you mean "shoot from a helicopter" then the answer is no.
If you mean shove in a corner with Trig and last year's Manolos then maybe a mother bear protects her cub with a half-wit sperm donor and some old shoes while she passes the basketball to swim upstream. Doncha know?
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gawkimo
08/05/09

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Michael's? I've always thought of her as a bloomin' onion and yellow-cheese TGI Friday's kinda gal.
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OrneryBabe
08/05/09

@gawkimo: I was thinking more Dallas BBQ's.
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Wrapitup
08/05/09

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The time has come for a rhyming, punny and cruel nickname for Sarah Palin. She's far too foolish and erratic to merit the genteel deployment of this first name-last name business. Righties have coined nasty nicknames for Dem leaders for committing much smaller errors.
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Charax
08/05/09

@Wrapitup: I vote this nickname contain the word "Failin'"
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snugbug
08/05/09

@Wrapitup: Dammit, she's only 45! If she's still around in two years, I'll totally call her AK-47.
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Wrapitup
08/05/09

@Charax: Yes, that sounds about right.
@ nozer: Although this is a very good point too. And I commend you on the alliteration. "Sarah Shitstain" is a snappy little insult.
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MisterHippity
08/05/09

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She's not getting a divorce. She just decided not to renew her vows.
And in the meantime, what's the point of being a "lame duck" spouse?
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Mediahohoho
08/05/09

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Divorced in reality, divorced from reality. These are really tricky distinctions, doncha know.
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City_Dater
08/05/09

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Can't wait for Todd Palin-Levi Johnson interview in which they roll their eyes in unison while complaining about how all the nodding in the background while SP was lying her head off on TV cut into their snow machining time.
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timeoutofmind
08/05/09

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if i asked anyone in the yew s of A to take three or four crisp twenties out of their pocket or handbag -- piss all over the cash, then throw it off the top of a tall building in a windstorm, would anyone take me up on it ?
if two "books" were on the bookstore shelf, "written" by sarah palin and george w, and you already knew in advance they were full of psychotic drivel ... would you spend three or four crisp twenties to buy them both ?
better yet: would you join my nascent campaign to publicly humiliate anyone you encounter in a bookstore, anywhere, anytime ... who does ?
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johnny_carsick
08/05/09

@timeoutofmind: yar. maybe a bucket of urine over the head when they pull the wallet out at check-out?just to really hammer the point home....
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Spirit Fingers
08/05/09

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Nope. I get the impression Todd is dunzo with all this political spotlight crap. I think he was happy trapping bears and sliding in his toboggan with his pretty wife and her cute Alaska governorship and his bevy of jewel-eyed kids. I think all this national stage stuff has revolted him, both in his wife's actions, and the response of the world to his family. He probably wanted to punch Levi Johnston's chest in...but couldn't. And laugh maniacally at Sarah's interviews on television...but couldn't. Yup, I'm thinking Todd is one hair away from total, complete, public annihilation of the Mrs. Palin. He probably gave her an ultimatum. And knowing nothing would be worse for her already ridiculous image than a very public, very salacious divorce, she's trying to pull back some of the crazy to avoid even more un-survivable exposure.
Todd may be America’s hero after all.
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Lizawithazee
08/05/09

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Hey lady, you dropped these Gs.
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Nic Fit
08/05/09

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Does anyone else have the feeling that Jon Gosselin is involved in this in some way?
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depardoo
08/05/09

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Is that a microphone cover or something that she shot?
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