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Aging Supermodel's Purposefully Grey Hair Alters Natural Order of Universe

Is Kate Moss so old that this is elegant, or so young that it's ironic? Michael Lohan is in trouble with the law again. Ashley Dupre's Playboy carousing gets an ominous write-up. Suri Cruise throws an adorable tantrum. TGIFriday gossip. More »

01/29/10

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#selfreferential

Page Six Calls Gawker's Journalism Ethics Columnist Kate Major Stoopid

HEY. Hey now. When the New York Post got themselves an advice columnist, what'd we do? We tried to help. Know what Page Six does when we get Star-reporter-turned-starfucker Kate Major as our journalism ethicist? Writes a mean, smelly diss! More »

01/24/10

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By Foster Kamer

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Nobody Wants to Play with Kanye, Not Even for Haiti's Sake

George Clooney won't let Kanye be in his telethon, Kanye ruins everything. Tara Reid gets engaged to a mysterious "billionaire." Michael Lohan abandons a puppy. Diddy's kid turns Super Sweet 16 on MTV. Thursday gossip has daddy issues. More »

01/21/10

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By Maureen O'Connor

#celebrityindustrialcomplex

Either Kate Major's Patently Insane, or her Embedded-Reporter Michael Lohan Mission from Star Just Got 'Real'

Former Star reporter Kate Major, who fell in love with Jon Gosselin, who managed to become friends with Shit Parent of the Year Michael Lohan before leaving Major, who is now letting Michael Lohan move into her place. [NYDN]

01/17/10

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By Foster Kamer

#solutions

Celebrity Boxing Will Save Celebrities, and Boxing

Jon Gosselin needs a job. Boxing needs a savior. Michael Lohan (pictured!) needs someone to fight. Do we smell the sweet aroma of cultural convergence? More »

01/11/10

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By Hamilton Nolan

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Social Services: The Twin Spawn of Charlie Sheen Shall Remain with their Mother Breeder

Charlie Sheen's kids: staying with their mom. Michael Jackson's estate: being collected on by people worse than Joe Jackson. Alicia Keys and Arianna Huffington want places in the city. Kristen Bell gets a BAAAAW. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »

01/03/10

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By Foster Kamer

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Charlie Sheen's Wife Wants to Drop Restraining Order Because 'Love' Is a Crazy, Terrible Thing

As the Sheen-Mueller cycle of violence rounds another bend, we have no choice but to end the year depressingly. Tracy Morgan buys lube, Kate Hudson goes "psycho," Jonases contemplate break-up. Should auld gossip be forgot: Thursday gossip lang syne. More »

12/31/09

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By Maureen O'Connor

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Gaga Considers Susan Boyle Duet, Using 'Different Styles' as Euphemism for 'Too Ugly'

Lady Gaga L-O-V-E-S SuBo but worries about the Hairy Angel diluting her brand. Madonna messes up a Malawian orphanage. Sarandon robs the cradle. Mark Wahlberg bitches about his neighbors the Beckhams. Wednesday gossip, fresh 'n' juicy. More »

12/30/09

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Kim Kardashian Gets Peed on for the Cameras, Again

This time she won't earn money for it, though. Charlie Sheen's wife's 911 call is out, and terrifying. Spencer Pratt is jealous of Jersey Shore. Paparazzi get pissed at Angelina. Come and get your Tuesday gossip! More »

12/29/09

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Britney Spears' Big Cute Eyeglasses Deflect Abortion Rumor

Sometimes, a good paparazzi shot makes us stop thinking about rumors and start thinking about whether big eyeglasses are passé, yet. Lindsay has a new beau, her dad has a new excuse, Gosselin's ex thinks someone is framing her. Gossip! More »

12/28/09

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By Maureen O'Connor

#uhoh

Michael Lohan Safe after His Twitter Impersonator Fakes Suicide (Updated)

After tweeting his good-byes and threatening to leap to his death off the Brooklyn Bridge, Michael Lohan's purported Twitter account abruptly went dead early Monday morning. What just happened? (Updated) More »

11/30/09

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Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards

Kind of like a Harry Potter book, right? Michael Lohan's now Jon Gosselin's contracts expert. Nothing but squares at the Daily News. Robert Pattinson hates his life. Carrie Prejean: monumentally stupider than previously imagined. Here's your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »

11/21/09

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By Foster Kamer

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Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You

Paris is back, bitches. Art Garfunkel: kind of a bitch. Ann Landers went to Scores with JFK Jr. Diane von Furstenburg's been drinking Pimp Juice. Sammy Sosa: white. Metal weddings: black. Michael Moore: fat. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup! More »

11/15/09

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By Foster Kamer

#wingnuts

Michael Lohan Reality Pilot 'Leak': Standing In Rain, Trying To Be Electrocuted For Lindsay

The problem when discerning truth from fiction in the essential matter that's Lindsay Lohan's wellness is: all parties involved are fame-hungry. When estranged Michael Lohan wants to help his daughter, it almost elicits empathy. Almost. Except it just got scary. More »

11/14/09

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By Foster Kamer

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Cindy Crawford Blackmailed with 'Sexy' Picture of Her 8-Year-Old Daughter

Cindy Crawford is in the midst of a horrifying extortion case, Chris Brown gets heckled, Daniel Radcliffe "laughs his head off" when he's high. Friday's gossip ranges from the depths of depravity to the pleasantly banal. More »

11/13/09

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Heath and Lindsay Were Totally Boning When He Died

Dina Lohan says Lindsay and Heath were dating at the time of his death, Jacko's funeral cost $1 million, Fergie didn't know what "cheating" meant until her therapist told her. Come, drink the sweet nectars of Wednesday gossip. More »

11/11/09

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Carrie Prejean's Mom Saw the Sex Tape

Today's theme: Creepy family moments involving digital recording devices. Miss California's mom saw her solo sex tape, Michael Lohan sold "secret recordings" of Lindsay, and we assess the likelihood for a Jon Gosselin Playgirl spread. Horrifying gossip, here we come. More »

11/09/09

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Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It

Michael Lohan wants to outdo the Nixon Tapes by slinging audio of calls with Dina and Lilo. Carrie Prejean's mom saw her sex tape. Chris Brown, Jon Gosselin, Anna Wintour, TMZ, Homie D. Clown. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup. More »

11/08/09

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Dina Lohan: Lindsay Punched Me in the Face

Dina Lohan recounts corporal punishment at her daughter's hands, Tom Cruise converses with doorknobs, and footage of Joanna Krupa at Snoop Dogg's Girls Gone Wild party surfaces. Come, stroke the supple hide of Friday's gossip. More »

11/06/09

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The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk

Lindsay and Dina Lohan are pissed. Stephen Marbury: pussy. Nic Cage: broke. Carly Simon wants to know where the Doritos are. Jon Gosselin has "mantrums." Happy Hangover Day. I can't feel my face. Here's your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »

11/01/09

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By Foster Kamer

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Michael Lohan's Concern for Lindsay Lohan Is a Bad Omen for Everyone Involved

Michael Lohan's worried about his daughter, might be right. Situation: critical. Robert Pattenson's mom hates you. Who sucks more? Jon Gosselin or TLC? Tina Fey's virginity, Madonna's neighbor relations, Karadshian Ass..ian...and much much more. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »

10/17/09

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