World Net Daily - "World" is an interesting word to describe a website that subscribes to a purely US-centric view of the planet. (And even then, only half of the US, on a bad day)
"Net" is an interesting word to use in conjunction with a website that looks like it was designed using Frontpage 98.
"Daily" is EXACTLY the word an idiot would use as part of the name of their website. Daily? Is it sold on street corners by Dickensian street-urchins?
@benjwah004: I'm not saying it's true, and I'm sure Joe Farah loves animals, but I heard barnyard animals get skittish when Joe Farah is near. I just want Joe Farah to prove to me that he isn't raping ruminants.
And I want Joe Farah to prove to me he wasn't with Glenn Beck, when that girl was raped and murdered. I'm not saying it's true, but why isn't the media asking about this? Why hasn't he denied it? Is he hiding something?
I absolutely hate being from the same state as her, but I love being from the same state as Al Franken, Paul Wellstone, Bob Dylan, Earl Bakken, Joel and Ethan Coen, Sean Daley, Prince, Walter Mondale, Amy Klobuchar, John Madden, Roy Wilkins, and William J. Mayo.
@TheSometimesWhy: I had this huge list and of course The Replacements were on it but I did't want to get ostentatious on Gawker. That list would also have to include The Hold Steady/Lifter Puller (Finn), MacGyver, David Carr, The Dahm Triplets, Mary Tyler Moore, Target Stores, Best Buy, Motion City Soundtrack, the recognized birthplace of Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band, Hüsker Dü, P.O.S., First Ave, Herb Brooks, Garrison Keillor, Funkytown, The Jayhawks, Charlie Brown and Snoopy, and of course The All-Time Smash Hit Holiday Classic JINGLE ALL ZE WAY!
I have this theory that everything in the world has some sort of connection to Minnesota, but my friends just tell me I have a chip on my shoulder.
I can't find anything the least bit ostentatious. With the exception of the inclusion of retail stores (c'mon, otko, bring your A-game, please), your list is tenable.
@jardin: @jardin: Jardin, if your post is for the show, I'll let it ride. If it's for the turbo-dick that is Craig T. Nelson (that's what the "T" stands for, fyi), different result. The man is a black hole of humanity, sucking the souls out of anyone within three nautical miles of him.
I salute the brave voters of Minnesota, who fight against the stigma of mental illness by electing Michele Bachmann to power again and again. I salute you, you batshit fuckers!
@katastic: NO! It's just her district, I swear! The Twin Cities are awesome! Also, let's keep in mind that the state kept Wellstone around as long as it could. He was awesome, and is sorely missed.
Ah, World Net Daily. My problem with you is threefold:
1) World Net Daily. I understand what these three words mean individually, but when combined I'm fairly certain it means nothing. I can combine random words that too. Life Science Global. Coffee Hipster Code. Ham Partridge Fauna.
2) You guys think that you're the press. That okay, it's cute. I have delusions of grandeur too. (For instance, I often wonder what song I would've wowed Hill Valley High with instead of "Johnny B. Goode" had I been in Marty McFly's shoes at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.) But the fact that you suffer from the misconception that the press is the one that calls press conferences is, like, a third grader's sort of confusion. I half-expect to see the headline next week, "World Net Daily announces press conference for President Barrack Obama. Obama tentatively scheduled to attend."
3) On your own site, you report on the event as though you had no involvement! Which is crazy, since you know that other people are going to cover it and say otherwise. How could you not know people were going to cover it? You called the press there.
Of course, I could be overlooking your genius here. Only you could pull off something that is simultaneously both a press conference and not a press conference at the same time. Next you'll trick God into creating a boulder he cannot lift.
Conserva-bimbos all have the same crazy eyes, cakey makeup, and weird stewardess wardrobe. It's like they cloned Kathleen Harris and distributed her through the upper Midwest.
@BettyCrocker: as long as it brings in the page views they will keep with the formula. Maybe some innovators will come along. This country needs a good looking male "family values"-style politician with a big dong and small brain who fucked around a lot in undergrad.
Or perhaps a sexy robot who feels ways about "the death tax?"
I loved when he was asked last year what his boys were doing for the war effort, and he claimed his 7 boys (or however many his Mormon loins spawned) were right here at home getting MBAs so they could fight the terrorists. They love America so much they're willing to get high paying jobs in the finance industry. I can't help but think 2012 will be an interesting republican primary hopefully with a Romney vs the Thrilla from Wasilla cagefight.
11/19/09
Make that a Socialist Tax-funded Tea Party.
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"Net" is an interesting word to use in conjunction with a website that looks like it was designed using Frontpage 98.
"Daily" is EXACTLY the word an idiot would use as part of the name of their website. Daily? Is it sold on street corners by Dickensian street-urchins?
11/18/09
And I want Joe Farah to prove to me he wasn't with Glenn Beck, when that girl was raped and murdered. I'm not saying it's true, but why isn't the media asking about this? Why hasn't he denied it? Is he hiding something?
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@otko:
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I have this theory that everything in the world has some sort of connection to Minnesota, but my friends just tell me I have a chip on my shoulder.
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#tips
11/18/09
Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin.
I KNOW! I laughed and laughed.
11/18/09
Repubs are too mavericky for such things.
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1) World Net Daily. I understand what these three words mean individually, but when combined I'm fairly certain it means nothing. I can combine random words that too. Life Science Global. Coffee Hipster Code. Ham Partridge Fauna.
2) You guys think that you're the press. That okay, it's cute. I have delusions of grandeur too. (For instance, I often wonder what song I would've wowed Hill Valley High with instead of "Johnny B. Goode" had I been in Marty McFly's shoes at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.) But the fact that you suffer from the misconception that the press is the one that calls press conferences is, like, a third grader's sort of confusion. I half-expect to see the headline next week, "World Net Daily announces press conference for President Barrack Obama. Obama tentatively scheduled to attend."
3) On your own site, you report on the event as though you had no involvement! Which is crazy, since you know that other people are going to cover it and say otherwise. How could you not know people were going to cover it? You called the press there.
Of course, I could be overlooking your genius here. Only you could pull off something that is simultaneously both a press conference and not a press conference at the same time. Next you'll trick God into creating a boulder he cannot lift.
11/18/09
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Or perhaps a sexy robot who feels ways about "the death tax?"
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11/18/09
I loved when he was asked last year what his boys were doing for the war effort, and he claimed his 7 boys (or however many his Mormon loins spawned) were right here at home getting MBAs so they could fight the terrorists. They love America so much they're willing to get high paying jobs in the finance industry. I can't help but think 2012 will be an interesting republican primary hopefully with a Romney vs the Thrilla from Wasilla cagefight.
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