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11/19/09
Make that a Socialist Tax-funded Tea Party.
11/18/09
Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin.
I KNOW! I laughed and laughed.
11/18/09
Repubs are too mavericky for such things.
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11/18/09
1) World Net Daily. I understand what these three words mean individually, but when combined I'm fairly certain it means nothing. I can combine random words that too. Life Science Global. Coffee Hipster Code. Ham Partridge Fauna.
2) You guys think that you're the press. That okay, it's cute. I have delusions of grandeur too. (For instance, I often wonder what song I would've wowed Hill Valley High with instead of "Johnny B. Goode" had I been in Marty McFly's shoes at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.) But the fact that you suffer from the misconception that the press is the one that calls press conferences is, like, a third grader's sort of confusion. I half-expect to see the headline next week, "World Net Daily announces press conference for President Barrack Obama. Obama tentatively scheduled to attend."
3) On your own site, you report on the event as though you had no involvement! Which is crazy, since you know that other people are going to cover it and say otherwise. How could you not know people were going to cover it? You called the press there.
Of course, I could be overlooking your genius here. Only you could pull off something that is simultaneously both a press conference and not a press conference at the same time. Next you'll trick God into creating a boulder he cannot lift.
11/18/09
11/18/09
Or perhaps a sexy robot who feels ways about "the death tax?"
11/18/09
11/18/09
I loved when he was asked last year what his boys were doing for the war effort, and he claimed his 7 boys (or however many his Mormon loins spawned) were right here at home getting MBAs so they could fight the terrorists. They love America so much they're willing to get high paying jobs in the finance industry. I can't help but think 2012 will be an interesting republican primary hopefully with a Romney vs the Thrilla from Wasilla cagefight.
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11/05/09
11/05/09
The high point? A banner with dead guys all over it saying "National Socialist Health Care, Bachad, Germany - 1945."
Claaaaaassy. #michelebachmann
11/05/09
11/05/09
It's similar to the distraction some experience when they spot a shiny object.
Anyway, Rush Limbaugh could announce that he was running for office and Fox would ignore it if they heard a rumor that a cute, little, white child was in some kind of fix. #michelebachmann
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