Keith Olbermann Will No Longer Be Authority on World's Worst People

In response to more cries of liberal double standards, Keith Olbermann is suspending his "Worst Persons in the World" segment. It's all over remarks the Current TV host made three years ago about conservative commentators Michelle Malkin and S.E. Cupp. (If you guessed he called either of them a "slut," you'd be wrong.)
Time to Get Your 2012 'Great American Conservative Women' Calendar
The Clare Boothe Luce Institute has released the 2012 edition of its annual Great American Conservative Women calendar, featuring most of the biggest names in conservative lady-dom! Now you have the perfect gift to give friends and family this Halloween.
Boy Scouts Boo Obama... Or Did They?
Today, the Drudge Report offers more proof that America hates Obama: Video of Boy Scouts booing a message from our leader at a convention. But were they actually booing because they love Obama so much? YouTube detectives: On the case!
Marry, Fuck, Kill: Fox News Edition
This morning, Howard Stern challenged Fox News' Megyn Kelly, host of American Live, to play Marry, Fuck, Kill with a triumvirate of Fox News blowhards: Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, and Sean Hannity. Talk about a rock and a hard place.
As cognitively disrupting as it is to entertain this, I actually think she's right.…Couple Beaten in New Orleans For Supporting Sarah Palin? (No.)
While drunk Republicans in impoverished cities that their party allowed to be literally drowned just might deserve whatever the fuck they get, there's no indication that a Republican couple was beaten up in New Orleans last Friday for political reasons.
Glenn Beck Welcomes Salty Groping Congressman, Argues With Michelle Malkin
Former Democratic congressman Eric Massa retired from the House because he has cancer and because he was maybe constantly groping male staffers. He will be on Glenn Beck for the full hour today. Michelle Malkin is not happy about that!
Happy Birthday
Snoop Dogg turns 38 today. The Office's John Krasinski is turning 30. Tom Petty is 59. Danny Boyle, the man who directed Trainspotting, 28 Days Later, and Slumdog Millionaire, is turning 53. Keith Hernandez, the former first baseman for the New York Mets and now a baseball commentator, is turning 56. Actor Viggo…
Fox & Friends Turns to Michelle Malkin For Advice on Civil Debate
The nice white people at Fox & Friends just hate "potty mouth politics," so they asked Michelle Malkin to come on and talk about how we should all just disagree with dignity and civility.
Bill O'Reilly's Webtardation Sends Michelle Malkin Into a Frenzy
Oh now this is just funny—-Bloviating ballsack Bill O'Reilly still can't seem to differentiate between a blog post and blog comment, and conservatwat extraordinaire Michelle Malkin, who occasionally fills in as host of O'Reilly's show, has had enough of it!
What Are the Pundits Saying About Sonia Sotomayor?
Today's big story was Barack Obama's nomination of Sonia Sotomayor to fill the Supreme Court vacancy created by the retirement of David Souter. Predictably, America's punditry had plenty to say about this. We've sampled some of the prominent voices on the left and the right and compiled them for you.
Study Suggests Liberal Media Read Liberal Media
Here is a breaking survey that you will probably hear about: people who read blogs find them to be informational! Oh, wait, here's the controversial bit: journalists only read liberal blogs.
The Audacity of Joke
Have you seen Wanda Sykes' performance at the White House Correspondents' Dinner? She made a Rush Limbaugh/Oxycontin joke! And Barack Obama giggled at it like a true COMMUNIST. Now the conservative punditry is pissed, naturally.
The First Rule of the Republican Party Is Always Say Indescribably Stupid Things
Republicans are up in arms over the insinuation that their historical reenactments of acts of violent vandalism are somehow extremist. So they are comparing themselves—favorably!—to the guy in Fight Club who blows up banks.
The Twitterati Go For "Dong"
If you have no idea what people on Twitter are talking about, fear not. They have no idea what they're talking about, either. The latest mutterings from Chris Anderson, John Byrne, and other online twits:
The Twitterati Wear Shorts to a Cage Match
Things that the media's Twitter addicts are savoring: onion rings, Hulk Hogan, and weather warm enough for shorts. Michelle Malkin, Sarah Lacy, Xeni Jardin and others reveal their not-so-hidden desires:
Guns, Profanity, Paranoia, and Fear on Twitter
Twitteronia is a scary place to be. A Googler got violent, an NBC TV host swore, and we frightened a top AP editor — while Michelle Malkin had a breakdown. Today's twittiest tweets:
