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mattchew03
11/10/09

In reply to Can You Fill in the Blanks Linking Obama and Sesame Street?

I did this quickly (and in MS Paint), so excuse its messiness. #newyorktimes
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Mrs. Beeton
11/10/09

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It is almost too CONVENIENT that the first COLORED president of the United States was elected in time for the 40th anniversary of "Sesame Street." The MUSLIM is finally beginning to EASILY DISMANTLE AMERICA, the way that the PBS show always made it out to be.

So it is to the credit of this COMMIE cultural landmark - a program that has taught THE MULATTO DESCENDENTS of children to count, GODLESS SINGLE parents how to teach and is seen in TOO MANY countries around the world - that Tuesday's anniversary is not a TOUCHY-FEELY EXPRESSION of UNEARNED self-celebration. Episode No. 32(?) is as child-centric and SHAMELESSLY DEVOID of routine as any other.

The special guest - the first lady, Michelle Obama - doesn't maker her appearance alongside MALCOLM X until midway through the show crammed with the usual preschool BULLSHIT. The STATE-SPONSORED LESSON of the day comes first - H, as in help and hug and HELLISH LIBERAL DYSTOPIA.

The only real difference is that on this day, viewers have to BREAK INTO THEIR NEIGHBORS HOUSE, THE NEIGHBORS WHO HAVE A TV to WATCH. #newyorktimes
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onebadclam
11/10/09

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Sadly, "fart" fits comfortably only once, and "booger" not at all. #newyorktimes
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Thatcornellguy
11/10/09

@onebadclam: I usually use "smelly", "gassy", and "poop". #newyorktimes
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misslinda
11/10/09

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The special guest--the first lady, Michelle Obama--doesn't make her appearance alongside CHAIRMAN MAO until midway into the show crammed with the usual preschool INDOCTRINATION. #newyorktimes
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
11/10/09

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They could write all their articles this way and save oodles of money. Bonus: it's interactive! #newyorktimes
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TableNein
11/10/09

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It was only a matter of time that the crossword section was phased out in favor of mad libs. #newyorktimes
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BookishLookish
11/10/09

@TableNein: The infantilization of the Old Gray Lady. Next she'll be in a halter top and hot pants!

Fill that in, baby! #newyorktimes
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jenjen
11/03/09

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What is Anna Wintour doing attached to anything with the word "humanity" involved? Is she there to give the outsider perspective? #annawintour
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Jackson West
11/03/09

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Would just like to point out that Forest Whitaker is a Scientologist. Thankfully, this just seems to be a sop to fundraisers and not anything that will accomplish much on a policy level. #annawintour
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i'm a bottle
11/03/09

@Jackson West: These people are the very definition of bourgeois mediocrity. Sure, they're all technically proficient, but they're unremarkable figures who fall into two categories: either extremely conventional (Edward Norton, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ma Yoyo, Kerry Washington, Anna Wintour) or outstanding flakes (Alfre Woodward, Forest Whitaker, Teresa Heinz Kerry). What have they given us that will truly last? Oh, who cares anyway? --I just don't like people calling them "cultural figures." Maybe "society luminaries" would be a better term.
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snugbug
11/03/09

@i'm a bottle: You know what's odd? That among the fresh batch of 26 appointees to the Committee on the Arts and Humanities there is not ONE artist-artist. You know, a painter. A sculptor. An art photographer. An installation artist. A video artist. No one whose work would be displayed in galleries or museums.

I don't mind Anna Wintour; she's nec pluribus impar in her field and a staunch supporter of young American fashion designers who think outside the box. She makes sense. Yo-Yo Ma doesn't bother me either. Ed Norton I sorta get--he just produced a doc on Obama's campaign, so this is his reward. But Bryan Lourd, Kerry Washington and Sarah Jessica Parker befuddle me. These are not people who trade in, or represent, the "artistic" or "humanistic" side of filmmaking. These people are the reason why David Lynch, arguably a true American original and an artist of the utmost order, can't get funding in the U.S. for his films. I suppose they'll sing him official hosannas when he's dead..
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i'm a bottle
11/04/09

@snugbug: You let Yo-Yo Ma off too easily. Look at his dicography since 1996. It's purely commercial tripe. There's nothing significant on it at all after that point. Compare the music he chooses to perform with the music that Rostropovich performed. Night and day there. #annawintour
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Astigmatism
11/03/09

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Step one: abolishing those ugly laws against price-fixing. They're so downmarket. #annawintour
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seyswho
11/03/09

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Wintour looks like some sort of crazy test tube love child created with the DNA of Lisa Kudrow and Barbara Streisand. Or is it just me?
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TheBusinessGuy
11/01/09

In reply to The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk
Good luck to Dennis Hopper. Given his ingestion history, chemo will probably seem like dessert. Seriously, man, get well fast. The world needs your weirdness.
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fuckingoldman
11/01/09

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There's nothing like weed to keep a relationship going, my wife and I have been hitting the pipe for 23 years. You just can't stay mad at each other after a few good tokes. And no, we're not a couple of burnouts, both professionals with very good jobs. Fire it up!
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TheBusinessGuy
11/01/09

@fuckingoldman: Enjoy, as long as you aren't the motorman on my subway or the pilot of my airplane. #lindsaylohan
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fuckingoldman
11/01/09

@TheBusinessGuy: Nope, you're safe! #lindsaylohan
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Cynner
11/01/09

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Gossip: I went as Foster Kramer last night to many Halloween parties. :) I had my BB, my phone calls, my "OMG, ARE YOU SERIOUS..." comments about the gossip, I shared some juicy gossip with kings and queens. Good story, bro. #lindsaylohan
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Foster Kamer
11/01/09

@Cynner: BRO. #lindsaylohan
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TheKenoshaKid
11/01/09

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Not to defend Michael Lohan or anything, but that whole 'father keeping daugher under house arrest' thing seems to be working out pretty well for Britney Spears. #lindsaylohan
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ampersandparade
11/01/09

@TheKenoshaKid: Being a successful pop singer also worked out pretty well for Britney, but that's why this and most sorts of things are considered subjective and vary by person. #lindsaylohan
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PandoraSpocks
11/01/09

@TheKenoshaKid: The Linds will most likely be dead within a couple of years if she doesn't clean up her act. And since she is over 21, and has no children for the state to be concerned with, it is her constitutional right to OD and die penniless.

But if she does, I hope BOTH her fucking parents are forced to share a one bedroom in Trenton.

With each other.
For the rest of their lives. #lindsaylohan
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merc6point9
11/01/09

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Can we officially stop using the prefix "man-" or "bro-"? As though these things are some how different when men do them. It's cutesy and, frankly, more than annoying. Glassman's "mantrums" has pushed me over the edge on this issue. #lindsaylohan
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ShawnP
11/01/09

@merc6point9: I second that e-brotion. #lindsaylohan
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