I tried to shag someone who shagged Madonna but I couldn't do it. It was too tiny. And by "tiny," I mean so micro that it couldn't go in. It just sort of hung around outside. I have been in awe of Madonna ever since. She must have a fucking syphon in her pussy.
@BookishLookish: That story is unusually graphic for you, Babes! Of course, if you had gone through with that hook-up then we would have been connected by extention, so you probably dodged a bullet there. :)
@lobstr: Picture it, Sicilly, 1974... Well not Sicilly but it supposedly happened around that time. Those not too Secret Lovers reunited on the set of "Dancing in the Street" and made perfect jackasses of themselves.
The telling thing about this silly campaign is that most of the bold-faced names are NOT musicians. As if we need any further proof that the M in MTV stands for "mindless."
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He didn't notice that the lights had changed....
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On the witness stand, he would start by saying "It's good to be here..."
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Aw, c'mon. You're just asking for it with that line.
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And Ashley Judd and Robert DeNiro. That's all kinds of nasty.
Wait, wait...BOBBY BROWN AND BEYONCE? Oh, urg.
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