Do you think Michael Lohan and Joe Jackson are in some sort of club that encourages this behavior? Do they get points? Are there rewards? When they're done being the worst fathers in the history of life, are there 72 virgins at the end? Please--I really need something to explain their continued actions and existence. #michaellohan
The jacket looks like he stole it from the Blue Wiggle. Or the Blue Teletubby. Or a Star Trek Lieutenant. It's altogether wrong.Also, if the woman's skirt is acid-washed denim, she stole it from a Junior League charity bin, where my sister deposited it in November, 1987 to get a tax writeoff. #mickeyrourke
Also, Brian? Now I know you're a big fag, because the sexiest thing about that blond is ... hmm, I can't see anything at the moment. Maybe she's got a decent ass? #mickeyrourke
@BookishLookish: The sexiest thing about her is that she appears to be helping a deformed vagrant cross the street. True sexiness is within, Bookish. #mickeyrourke
@ShawnP: True sexiness is within, without, within, without, don't stop, and darling, you're right, what the world needs now is love, sweet love. #mickeyrourke
Seriously though, I think he wears random swag. Like if someone sent him a hula hoop, a Christmas tree skirt, and swim goggles, he'd be like, "Done. I'm going out." #mickeyrourke
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