Message From Paris, to America: "You suck, you dumb, declasse morons. Also, stop ruining nightlife. Also, Jerry Lewis for President."
You had me at "you suck." Jerry Lewis for President....not so much. #michaellohan
OK, I've got to get on meds or something. When your fun list of "Secret Shames" includes Michael Lohan, you've definitely crossed a line... #michaellohan
Do you think Michael Lohan and Joe Jackson are in some sort of club that encourages this behavior? Do they get points? Are there rewards? When they're done being the worst fathers in the history of life, are there 72 virgins at the end? Please--I really need something to explain their continued actions and existence. #michaellohan
The jacket looks like he stole it from the Blue Wiggle. Or the Blue Teletubby. Or a Star Trek Lieutenant. It's altogether wrong.Also, if the woman's skirt is acid-washed denim, she stole it from a Junior League charity bin, where my sister deposited it in November, 1987 to get a tax writeoff. #mickeyrourke
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You had me at "you suck." Jerry Lewis for President....not so much. #michaellohan
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