Yes, the internet is the reason I have yet to procreate, but that doesn't mean I don't cry every night wishing for a suburban with an ACK bumper sticker.
@markscottmusic: Remember, during the 2008 campaign, Penn was the idiot who didn't hear about the importance of caucus states for delegate-building until Hillary lost a half dozen of them.
I have nothing to contribute to this post other than to say that the last line of it reminds me of the hilariously genius tweet Lindsay Lohan wrote after she "caught" Justin Timberlake allegedly cheating on Jessica Biel:
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Why, is he another lover of Stephanie Birkitt?
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Probably a good thing, too. You don't want to get any Fail on you.
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Next Week: People in a marriage tend to care for one another!
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I hear great things about something called the internets.
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"where's jb cheater?"
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