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    Mike Huckabee: I Was the Fat, Unattractive Sarah Palin That No One Liked

    Mike Huckabee Owes Chuck Norris $23,570 for His Endorsement

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    11/09/09

    In reply to Mike Huckabee: I Was the Fat, Unattractive Sarah Palin That No One Liked
    I still don't get those Reps. that don't like Romney because he's a Mormon, yet they worship Glenn Beck. #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    @Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): Self-delusion is a requirement in the GOP. #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Mike Huckabee: I Was the Fat, Unattractive Sarah Palin That No One Liked
    I don't like when crazykins, conservative yahoo's i.e. The Man, use slang like "getting the props."

    I don't go into his living room and say, "Screw healthcare! Die in the streets you vagabond taxpayers!" or "Stop monkeying around with killin' babies on Sundays, you abortion activist lady-lovers!"

    See? It's so easy to send the wrong message. #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Mike Huckabee: I Was the Fat, Unattractive Sarah Palin That No One Liked
    I've often wished for a younger, slimmer, prettier version of myself to do the spotlight stuff. In fact, I think there may be a promising new career here for an unemployed hipster... #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Mike Huckabee: I Was the Fat, Unattractive Sarah Palin That No One Liked
    Gawker you let me down. Anytime you do a Huckabee item I DEMAND you include that amazing fat fat fat family photo of the Huckabees. I live for it. #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09


    @manchops: It comes from the GODDAMN cache at Gawker. And it is beautiful.

    I think just after they took this, they ate the fucking dog.
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    11/09/09

    @manchops: Gotta back up manchops on this one. #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    @manchops: isn't one of the sons like a future serial killer? #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    @moifauxmail: coming back in now off of ledge. thank you moifauzmail. You are good citizen. #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    @bluebears: That dog would be safer at Michael Vick's house. #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    @son of spam: Its that ginger motherfucker on the left, correct? /shudder #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    @moifauxmail: Those poor vertical stripes, called on to do the impossible. #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    @bluebears: I believe so. And the other one looks like a big bag of gay, which in that household is probably worse than killing doggies. #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    @kimsama: The elbow patches. Are ruining my life. #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    @BookishLookish: And they bore Nina. #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    @Beau Nerd: So which one did Glen Beck rape and kill? #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    @meechybee: In 1990? We can never know for sure until Glen finally breaks his silence. There will be much weeping and gnashing of chalk, on that day. #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    @moifauxmail: These are the people, when one runs into them unexpectedly, cause one to rear back and let out an expletive, then sloooowly back away. #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Mike Huckabee: I Was the Fat, Unattractive Sarah Palin That No One Liked
    Between the Fox Business News band and "Tardy to The Party" from last week, I'm thinking Marlee Matlin has an advantage over all of us. #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Mike Huckabee: I Was the Fat, Unattractive Sarah Palin That No One Liked
    Whenever I read about Sarah Palin, I think of those plastic beanie baby cases. The little clear coffins that crazy collectors in the 90's would seal up their stuffed animals in, hoping they'd age like fine wine.

    Palin is in her old little plastic case. She tweets, leaves awkward facebook messages and has people write books by her, but she never seems to leave the case, not for a second. The hardest interview she ever did was with Katie Couric. Which is about as terrifying as being chased by buttterflies.

    I give Huckabee this, he's gone on "The Daily Show". He's stood by his crazy religious nuttery under hard questioning in interviews with actual journalists. He's wrong and vile and believes things that are terrifying, but he's willing to make that point and argue.

    Sarah Palin is up on a shelf, tag still intact, slumping against the side of a little plastic box. #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Mike Huckabee: I Was the Fat, Unattractive Sarah Palin That No One Liked
    Plus, he deserved more of the sympathy vote based on having more "special" children than Palin. #mikehuckabee
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    11/09/09

    @scroll_lock: if by "special" you are referring to children who like to murder dogs, then yes. he wins, hands down. #mikehuckabee
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Mike Huckabee Owes Chuck Norris $23,570 for His Endorsement
    Chuck Norris doesn't vote in elections, Chuck Norris elects not to kill you.
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Mike Huckabee Owes Chuck Norris $23,570 for His Endorsement
    Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face. #mikehuckabee
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Mike Huckabee Owes Chuck Norris $23,570 for His Endorsement
    Charter Texas Ranger #mikehuckabee
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    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis

    The car of Lynda Farley, a Kentucky activist who attended the conference. The poisonous effects of smoking, she said, are "a hoax, just like global warming." Dios los cría y ellos se juntan."
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    09/28/09

    @Btwbfdimho: "Amerika?"

    I imagine her grandchildren even turn down ice cream because they don't want to be seen in that monstrosity.
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    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    The entertainment was a singer named Rick Heil.
    This just writes itself.
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    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    What's funny is that my wife and I were there for the Packers/Rams game, and I didn't even notice an influx of crazies.

    Well, except for the guys in the cheese hats.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    Also, it's kind of disappointing this event didn't feature the most desperately needed seminar of all: how to tell your ass from a hole in the ground.
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    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    I'm pretty sure Huck, while pandering to his base of crazies, just knocked himself out of serious contention for the 2012 nomination by promising to take the US out of the UN.

    That's about as extreme a foreign policy position as you can muster. Way to go, LaDouche.
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    09/28/09


    @Mediahohoho: He was probably pitching a speech contract in Hong Kong. Look, he has a big family to feed.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    09/28/09

    @Btwbfdimho: How many Huckabees does it take to eat a raccoon?

    Three; one to eat it and two to watch for traffic.
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    09/28/09

    @Btwbfdimho: Can't the oldest one just go out in the neighborhood and torture and kill some more dogs for the family stew? I can't believe this guy is a viable candidate. Oh wait, he's a Republican. Yes, I can.
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    09/28/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Maybe they could just eat the UN building.
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    09/28/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: They don't eat raccoons, only squirrels.

    [www.rawstory.com]
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    09/28/09

    @Mediahohoho: It's not really pandering if you actually believe it, is it?

    I'm a Republican, and I can only hope that he really did knock himself out of serious contention.
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    09/28/09

    @FitnessMadeSimple: That depends entirely on Republicans. Huck isn't the only one who believes that sort of extremism.
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