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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Fox Business Network Band
Hey, it's Mike Huckabee and "The Fox Business Network Band" playing "Learn to Fly." We're pretty sure we saw these guys play after GB Leighton on TC Muzique back in '96.
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By PareeneComment by saythatscool: They are Fabulous Stains. Good reference Pareene. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Republican 'We're Not Racist' Thing Lasts Just One News Cycle
This guy named "Chip" who is friends with Mike Huckabee mailed a CD to some friends with a terrible song called "Barack the Magic Negro" on it, and now he will lead the Republican party. More »
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By PareeneComment by Andy Matter: God, will the Confederacy please secede again so we can properly bomb it this time? 16 Responses | Other threads
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Fox Newser Illustrates How Not To Get Laid In A Bar
"Dude, I just talked to Karl Rove on my fucking phone. You think I’m fucking with you? Mike Huckabee called me, like, three hours ago." [Observer]
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By Ryan TateComment by llamalash★: Speaking of Mike Huckabee, did anyone see Jon Stewart's debate with him last night re: gay marriage? "People choose to... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Geniuses Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris Compare Depression Conspiracies
Don't be a sucker. Those complicated, long-winded explanations of the worldwide financial crisis are just a lot of big city hokum. Fortunately, your good buddies Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris are here to set the record straight: It's a dark, shadowy conspiracy between the fat cats on Wall Street, the elitists in Washington, and the nefarious Red Chinese who are secretly stealing our oil off the Florida coast! Huffpo's Rachel Sklar learned the awful truth from Huckabee's new talk show on Fox last night. More »
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Comment by Midwesterner in NYC: Is it weird that I don't hate Mike Huckabee? I mean, he is pretty much the opposite of everything I... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Mike Huckabee: Ha Ha, Remember When We Thought Welfare Moms Were The Enemy?
Over the weekend Arkansas governor and minister and former fat person Mike Huckabee's new variety show premiered on Fox News. "We may have the first election in history where it's the winner who demands the recount!" he joked. No kidding. Huckabee went on to excoriate Wall Street and the bailout package congressional Republicans just sabotaged in a strikingly hard-to-dispute monologue that not only only foreshadowed the Nay that just sunk our stock market but also, one suspects, what will emerge as a new populist tone to the network's news coverage. Here's a partial transcript. More » -
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Mike Huckabee's Hilarious Joke About Assassinating Barack Obama
Former presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is a slick, smooth, charming guy. He would've been a dangerous nominee, because he's TV-friendly and quick-witted in a folksy, unthreatening way. But he's actually a rar-right nutcase. And sometimes his jokes fall flat. As in the clip above. If you can't get a laugh from telling a "someone is going to shoot Barack Obama" joke in a talk at the NRA then your delivery needs work, we say. Oh, also we say: wtf.
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By PareeneComment by TheBigLewinski: @if_i_only_had_a_heart: also -- it looks like obama IS bringing it: "If George Bush and John McCain want to have a debate... more » | Other threads
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the lady bunch
William Shatner Keeps O Magazine In The Shitter
Last week, Joy Behar said that they don't want men as panelists on The View, because people don't care what men have to say when they tune in to watch that show. And that's so true. But what's great about women's daytime talk shows is that when men actually do go on, they behave so much differently than they do on other shows, and we learn something new about them that we wouldn't have otherwise known. For instance, William Shatner is a huge Oprah fan, and looks to Dr. Oz's advice on poop shape. And we learned that presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee—who bonded with Tyra over food issues—doesn't like carrots. Hmm, interesting. Maybe 'cause it's phallus shaped and he doesn't want to put it in his mouth because God did not intend for that type of union? Anyway, all that and weaves in the clip above and more after the jump. [Jezebel] -
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Tyra Grills Roly-Poly GOP Also-Ran
Mike Huckabee, who is still going around pretending to run for President, who also used to be fat, got skinny, and is now getting fat again, and who is also a crazy religious nut who hides his paleolithic views behind a delightful sense of self-deprecating humor and convincing charm, was on Tyra today. Because Tyra is America's Official Ambassador To the Gays, and because she's not afraid of the tough questions, she asked him to explain his position on the Homosexual Agenda. Huckabee responded with impressive candor while saying absolutely nothing (except that homosexuality is a choice and a sin). Maybe this is why Tim Gunn was sad! (Also we kind of want Tyra to moderate the next presidential debate! She's... more reasonable and serious than Tim Russert, and asks more pertinent questions. What a country!) Video below. Also: most important photograph ever, attached. More » -
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Tyra Banks Convinces Loser Huckabee To Swallow Gay Agenda And Like It
The last time we checked in with conservative Republican Mike Huckabee, he was sensibly skipping the big annual conservative donors conference to help Tyra Banks tape an episode of her stripper-friendly talk show. In the course of the show, the loser presidential candidate was of course converted into a gay-loving liberal, by Tyra Banks, in New York, and he's forgotten all about how he was going to persecute Mexican gay abortionists. Here's what he told Tyra Banks about why he loves the homosexual agenda: More »
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By Ryan TateComment by HiredGoons: The great thing about this country is that ANYONE can be President. Right? more » | Other threads
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Loser Huckabee Can't Even Demagogue Properly
Sure, Republican Mike Huckabee says he still wants to be the President Of Stopping Gay Heathen Mexicans. But when the big conservative conference pitches its tent, and even liberal John "Juan" McCain braves booing and possible stoning to speak there, where is Huckabee? In Failuretown, that's where, attending a taping of the Tyra Banks show, which is a "talk" show where a stripper encourages everyone to strip. After the jump, MSNBC is shocked at Huckabee's decision, and Tyra strips. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by trojanhorse: @Michael Jahn: Actually, abortion is allowed in cases of rape, incest, and gay heathen Mexicans. more » | Other threads
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9,388 in Santa Clara disappointed to learn Edwards no longer running
The top ten employers in California congressional District 15 include Cisco, Stanford, HP, Lockheed Martin, IBM, Intel and Google. Here's a hearty congratulations to the 9,388 of you voted for John Edwards. Good job. Too bad he isn't running for president anymore. Absentee voting by mail, a popular option in California, likely explains their votes. Another 8,104 of you voted for a guy — Mike Huckabee — who thinks Noah coaxed a T-Rex on board the Ark. Next time, if you want to participate in civic affairs, why not spend the afternoon editing Wikipedia? Here's how the rest of Santa Clara County voted, according to the Mercury News. More » -
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Huckabee to speak in San Francisco Thursday
There are, improbably, 25 self-avowed San Franciscans for Mike Huckabee. How the Bible Belt's favored candidate attracted even that many, I'm not sure. Huckabee himself, a known disbeliever in evolution, is coming to speak in the heartland of the biotech industry on Thursday. The Commonwealth Club is hosting the Republican presidential candidate at the Fairmont Hotel at noon. Tickets for nonmembers are $65. Cheap for feeding a Christian to the lions. -
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A Gay Liberal New York Jew Rests Easy
Videographer Alex Goldberg's roommate-harassing (in the name of science!) continues. Last week, we watched Alex's poor roommate respond with violent gay rage to Mike Huckabee's Iowa win. But in New Hampshire, Huckabee vied for third with the rest of the losers (except for losers John McCain and Mitt Romney, who came in first and second, respectively), and everyone's favorite roommate slept like a child awaiting Santa. Except Jewish. [Previously]
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By PareeneComment by slinkimalinki: educational. i had no idea that "cute" and "vincent gallo" shared a borderline. more » | Other threads
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Chuck Norris And Scarlett Johansson The Celebrity Face, Rack Of Political Change
For anyone with even a remotely legitimate interest in yesterday's historic Iowa caucus, we refer you to our Beltway brothers' coverage over at Wonkette. We, on the other hand, are purely fixated on how the celebrity factor figures into Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee being handed such landslide mandates for change from voters in the corn-shucking state. Huckabee's acceptance speech—capped by a funky improvisational jazz bass performance loosely inspired by the Barney Miller theme—was greeted by longtime kung-fu sparring companion Chuck Norris, hovering over his shoulder with the kind of warmly proud look one typically associates with future First Ladies. The Democratic side, meanwhile, benefited from a far bustier and less hirsute celebrity endorsement: More » -
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The Huckabees
Fat-hating coastal elites: meet the First Family of your nightmares. Here's the classic political portrait: surrounded by his family, in cute matching outfits, Mike Huckabee, the once-corpulent Arkansas governor, now slimline victor of the Iowa caucuses. That is: slimline by the standards of the fly-over states, and his own sons, for that matter. And they all believe in Jeebus.
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By Nick DentonComment by HiredGoons: Basically they embody every stereotype of Americans that the rest of the World finds frightening and atavistic; I think I... more » | Other threads
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By Joshua SteinComment by GingerVitis: @Fritzpeterson: They may not care for us personally, but a Union is a Union, pardner. And they sure as shit... more » | Other threads
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Digg selects the next president, Hillary not in running
The online news-voting site Digg has added a page tracking the Democratic and Republican candidates for president. Digg's a virtual unknown inside the Beltway, so the page's geek-skewed results aren't a true barometer of candidate popularity. They're more a gimmick by Digg founders Jay Adelson and Kevin Rose to guilt candidates into participating on their site. Predictably, the Internet's unlikely favorites lead: Barack Obama, Dennis Kucinich, and Mike Gravel on the Democratic side, Ron Paul and Mike Huckabee on the Republican side. You can view the candidates' favorite Digg stories — or rather, some anonymous campaign staffers' favorite stories. The lone holdout among candidates with a real shot at the nomination? Hillary Clinton. Her lack of participation shows she understands the true value of Web 2.0 in today's presidential election: none. An image of the current "Digg the President" leaders after the jump. More »
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By Tim FaulknerComment by OrangeAlert: massive web support...cult following...great at money raising...i'll bet a lot of paultards were deantards a few years back. so all we... more » | Other threads
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Despite a surfeit of youth-oriented clothes for young people being youthful from nearly all the Presidential candidate's official stores, Mike Huckabee is apparently the only candidate to offer his face on an American Apparel shirt. Because all the rest of them have crazy ideas about "unions" or something. Or is Huckabee just that hip? If you're wearing the AA Huckabee tank top and you put on a "Wellesley Women For Hillary" button would the universe collapse in on itself? [NYT]
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