I don't like when crazykins, conservative yahoo's i.e. The Man, use slang like "getting the props."
I don't go into his living room and say, "Screw healthcare! Die in the streets you vagabond taxpayers!" or "Stop monkeying around with killin' babies on Sundays, you abortion activist lady-lovers!"
See? It's so easy to send the wrong message. #mikehuckabee
I've often wished for a younger, slimmer, prettier version of myself to do the spotlight stuff. In fact, I think there may be a promising new career here for an unemployed hipster... #mikehuckabee
Gawker you let me down. Anytime you do a Huckabee item I DEMAND you include that amazing fat fat fat family photo of the Huckabees. I live for it. #mikehuckabee
@meechybee: In 1990? We can never know for sure until Glen finally breaks his silence. There will be much weeping and gnashing of chalk, on that day. #mikehuckabee
@moifauxmail: These are the people, when one runs into them unexpectedly, cause one to rear back and let out an expletive, then sloooowly back away. #mikehuckabee
Whenever I read about Sarah Palin, I think of those plastic beanie baby cases. The little clear coffins that crazy collectors in the 90's would seal up their stuffed animals in, hoping they'd age like fine wine.
Palin is in her old little plastic case. She tweets, leaves awkward facebook messages and has people write books by her, but she never seems to leave the case, not for a second. The hardest interview she ever did was with Katie Couric. Which is about as terrifying as being chased by buttterflies.
I give Huckabee this, he's gone on "The Daily Show". He's stood by his crazy religious nuttery under hard questioning in interviews with actual journalists. He's wrong and vile and believes things that are terrifying, but he's willing to make that point and argue.
Sarah Palin is up on a shelf, tag still intact, slumping against the side of a little plastic box. #mikehuckabee
The car of Lynda Farley, a Kentucky activist who attended the conference. The poisonous effects of smoking, she said, are "a hoax, just like global warming." Dios los crÃa y ellos se juntan."
I'm pretty sure Huck, while pandering to his base of crazies, just knocked himself out of serious contention for the 2012 nomination by promising to take the US out of the UN.
That's about as extreme a foreign policy position as you can muster. Way to go, LaDouche.
@Btwbfdimho: Can't the oldest one just go out in the neighborhood and torture and kill some more dogs for the family stew? I can't believe this guy is a viable candidate. Oh wait, he's a Republican. Yes, I can.
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I don't go into his living room and say, "Screw healthcare! Die in the streets you vagabond taxpayers!" or "Stop monkeying around with killin' babies on Sundays, you abortion activist lady-lovers!"
See? It's so easy to send the wrong message. #mikehuckabee
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@manchops: It comes from the GODDAMN cache at Gawker. And it is beautiful.
I think just after they took this, they ate the fucking dog.
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Palin is in her old little plastic case. She tweets, leaves awkward facebook messages and has people write books by her, but she never seems to leave the case, not for a second. The hardest interview she ever did was with Katie Couric. Which is about as terrifying as being chased by buttterflies.
I give Huckabee this, he's gone on "The Daily Show". He's stood by his crazy religious nuttery under hard questioning in interviews with actual journalists. He's wrong and vile and believes things that are terrifying, but he's willing to make that point and argue.
Sarah Palin is up on a shelf, tag still intact, slumping against the side of a little plastic box. #mikehuckabee
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The car of Lynda Farley, a Kentucky activist who attended the conference. The poisonous effects of smoking, she said, are "a hoax, just like global warming." Dios los crÃa y ellos se juntan."
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I imagine her grandchildren even turn down ice cream because they don't want to be seen in that monstrosity.
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This just writes itself.
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Well, except for the guys in the cheese hats.
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That's about as extreme a foreign policy position as you can muster. Way to go, LaDouche.
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@Mediahohoho: He was probably pitching a speech contract in Hong Kong. Look, he has a big family to feed.
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Three; one to eat it and two to watch for traffic.
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I'm a Republican, and I can only hope that he really did knock himself out of serious contention.
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