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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Was Joe married to Michael Jackson? He's talking alimony numbers, it's the take Khloe Kardishan's going for when she divorces that guy she's not married to. #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Oh, big ups to McDonaugh's. You could walk in there at 4:30 (AM) after even Starvin' Marvin wouldn't sell you beer and they would serve up a six pack with the caps popped and you could march back out into the early morning light feeling like a very clever hobo. And they told Durtiz he was too late? Total snub. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/07/09

    @ninety_nine: I knew you'd know where that was. Savannah snubbed Duritz because of late hours? Unlikely. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/07/09

    @ninety_nine: Perhaps only in Savannah could a girl get away with "Does my napkin smell like chloroform?"

    Oh, and others have theorized about Durtiz "abilities". It's about the only way to come to grips with his impressive list of former lovers. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Penis. [Edit: I have resisted randomly and puckishly posting that word in the comments here for ages now. Thank you, Foster, for providing a perfectly legitimate opportunity for me to finally do so.]#slumdogmillionare
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    I do not think Arsenio likes Paula like that, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Also, he has a very large penis. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    I heard Swisher was dating Joanna Garcia from Gossip Girl. I would've thought she, at least, would have better taste than the Murray Hill Brother Jimmy's. The UES one, maybe. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Guggenheimlich Guggenheimlich
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Please don't let Foster Kamer do any more of these because then I will have to read them all.[/swoon] #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/07/09

    @Guggenheimlich: If I do any more of these, I'm going to lose my job. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Statistically speaking, odds are against Dev Patel having a huge schlong. The average penis length in India is the smallest of any country that studies the size of its dicks. This information comes from "Manswers" on Spike TV, which is no Discovery Channel, but clearly has lots of dickpertise. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/07/09

    @lionboy: Which is why he's the One and Only. Literally. #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    @Foster Kamer: If so, she really does need to keep a close eye on him because there will be a billion deprived Indian women wanting to get a piece of it. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    If Joe Jackson gets even one penny from that estate, I will lose all faith in the American Justice System, the US Constitution and the American Revolution. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    josh duhamel must have a thing for butter faces?!?!?
    also hamno, i don't know how folks are going to take not having some gangsta ass shit via the post this morning! #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    I actually find Counting Crows songs to be more palatable when they are sung by staggeringly drunk 40 year old men who you just know walked around campus 15 years ago in a goatie and those hgrrid hemp-weave hoodies. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    09/15/09

    In reply to NYC Considering New Front in Smoking War
    Er, children don't give you cancer?
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    Image of divinationjones divinationjones
    09/15/09

    @Perhaps Not: that remains to be seen... almost all the people I've known who have had cancer ALSO had children. COINCEDENCE?? I think not!
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    09/15/09

    @divinationjones: Hmm... Now that you mention it, every single person I've ever known who had cancer was also a child at one point. I've changed my mind. Kill the demons!
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    09/15/09

    In reply to NYC Considering New Front in Smoking War
    To all the smokers bitching that cigarettes are legal and should therefore be allowed in parks: alcohol is legal, but it's not allowed in parks.

    Banning substances or behaviors that degrade the quality of public spaces is one of the principles behind civilized shared space. Suck it up, or go start your own country where everyone's a dick to each other because of freedom or whatever.
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    09/15/09

    @kimsama: Good point: let's bring back smoking where they serve alcohol!
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    Image of BBooms BBooms
    09/15/09

    In reply to NYC Considering New Front in Smoking War
    Wow, it's amazing how puritanical most of you are.
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    09/15/09

    In reply to NYC Considering New Front in Smoking War
    i cannot smoke them in the bar
    i cannot smoke then in my car
    i cannot smoke them in the park
    i cannot smoke them in the dark
    i cannot smoke them in the square
    i cannot fucking smoke them anywhere.
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    Image of Alexa Elizabeth Ann Alexa Elizabeth Ann
    09/15/09

    In reply to NYC Considering New Front in Smoking War
    When I can fart in public and have people inhale and claim, "Damn, that's good," I will support smoke in my face.
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