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DeniseL
09/20/09

In reply to Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here
Your heading regarding Robert Pattison was disrespectful to Rob and absurd. Leave the guy alone for cryin outloud. I actually go online and look for news on Rob to slam wnat to be reporters like you.
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secretagentman
09/20/09

@DeniseL: You actually go online and look for news on 'Rob'? Are you in prison? Is that you Tyler Lautner, you sexy he-wolf?
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Foster Kamer
09/21/09

@DeniseL: You're a moron.
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PandoraSpocks
09/20/09

In reply to Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here
What? Sunday morning and nobody's dead?
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snugbug
09/20/09

@PandoraSpocks: Except for the English language.
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snugbug
09/20/09

@snugbug: Har, har, stupid joke ↑.

Excuse me, I need to introduce some bad-assery here for the sake of us all--everyone seems soooo frightened of losing their precious stars and as such shun any hint of dissent. Lame. What's the fun of Gawker if you stifle intelligent polemic?
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snugbug
09/20/09

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Happy Sunday to you too, pet. Ding-ding-ding + ca-ching:
*"Get your Canadian visas ready..," not "Get your Candian visas ready.."
*"winter soup," not "Winter soup"
* "As the sole proprieter of Jackson's only assassination attempt, I wouldn't expect Jackson to be anything but a Coke fan, either."
*"proprietor," not "proprieter," though it doesn’t matter since the sentence jumped ‘em rails by the time you got to the period.
*Mike Myers, not "Meyers"
*Leven Rambin," not "Levin Rambin"
*Lukas Haas, not "Lucas Haas"
* "the shit? blow?" not "the shit? Blow?" (Jerze housewives item)
*You get a pass on Ashley Dupre (it’s "Dupré") because she’s a foxymoron.
*"..on her man," not "..on her mans." (Chris Rock item, 2nd sentence)
*Cut xtra apostrophe in "Lil' "Lipgloss" Mama," + she spelled the title of the song "Lip Gloss"
* "..during her first day on the job," not "..in her first day on the job.." (Sienna Miller item)
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snugbug
09/20/09

@snugbug: PS: That being said, your Rosh Hashanah fundraiser is a very nice and clever idea. Too bad a-holes like me who used to fact-check for a living caught wind of it.
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mexiback
09/20/09

@snugbug: It's sunday morning, man. Just chill!
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snugbug
09/20/09

@mexiback: It's all in good fun + for a good cause!

Because he's a nice Jewish boy, FK issued a fund-raising challenge in honor of the Rosh Hashanah weekend; he'll donate $5 to a NYC charity for every typo/error pointed out to him.
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snugbug
09/20/09

@mexiback: "Sunday," not "sunday." You owe $5 too.
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WackoJacko
09/20/09

@snugbug: I've been banned from Gawker for FAR less than this in the past. But that being said, this is all servicey + 1.
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Foster Kamer
09/20/09

@snugbug: JESUS. 8, 9, and 11 are all style choices ("mans" is slang). Still: $35. Christ. We're at $55 total.
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labyrinthine IS DOING THIS
09/20/09

@snugbug: former proofreader checking in, and I'm having to restrain myself on the site lately. they really must not have any editors doing actual *editing* at all.

(nothin' but love, Foster!)
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saralapua
09/20/09

@snugbug: Proofreading a gossip roundup that is headlined with Robert Pattinson's sparkling bowel movements? Really? Go to brunch, dude.
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snugbug
09/20/09

@saralapua: Brunch is for bourgeois olds with 401Ks. We're all play-jostling in the sandbox, and sipping Bloody Marys while at it. And you're not invited. Ciao, caro!
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DeniseL
09/20/09

@snugbug: GOOD JOB correcting the journalism on this Foster Kramer. I really hope he did not waste his money on a journalism degree...he writes like my 10 year old nephew.
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snugbug
09/20/09

@labyrinthine IS DOING THIS: Eh, typos and fact-check errors are to be expected when you oughtta churn out two posts per hour, like a manic squirrel. But FK preemptively deflated criticism with humor and sass. Smart move, boosts traffic, comes across as endearing. Keep him on, Denton.
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Foster Kamer
09/20/09

@DeniseL: Have your 10 year-old nephew give me a call. We're always looking for up-and-coming talent.
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