Donald Trump Loved Miley Cyrus' Infamous VMA Performance

Miley Cyrus is hosting this year’s MTV Video Music Awards, which, you may or may not be aware, airs this Sunday. In honor of the event, she did an interview with the New York Times, in which she reveals that future two-term president Donald Trump personally called her up to say how much he loved her much-derided 2013…
Miley Cyrus Didn't Mean to Submit Her Bondage Video to That Pornfest
Miley Cyrus, budding contemporary S&M artist, won't be displaying her short film "Tongue Tied," which touches on themes including tongues and tying, at the NYC Porn Film Festival after all. Her representatives pulled the film, claiming they'd been misled about what it would be used for, but the festival's organizer…
This Miley Cyrus Bondage Porn Is Now a Film Festival Entry
Miley Cyrus's short, light-bondage video "Tongue Tied"—Get it? Because you see her tongue, and she's tied up? It's subtle—is now an official entry in the NYC Porn Film Festival, the New York Post reports.
Miley Cyrus Frees Her Nipples in Topless Instagram Photo
Mystical bong fairy Miley Cyrus is the latest celebrity to post a topless photo on Instagram to protest the site's censorship of ladynipples. Her contribution to the #FreeTheNipple movement survived for nearly an hour yesterday before "some lame ass" "def" ":flag emoji:" "dat shit."
Kennedys Break Silence Re: Miley Cyrus Banging Patrick Schwarzenegger
We finally have an official decree from America's royal family on the matter of one Miley Cyrus dating and partying at Art Basel with 21-year-old sort-of Kennedy Patrick Schwarzenegger. The formal word came from Rory Kennedy, daughter of the late Bobby Kennedy and first cousin of Patrick's mother, Maria Shriver.
Maria Shriver Is Deeply Worried About Miley Cyrus Dating Her Son: Report
The former first lady of both California and Arnold Schwarzenegger is reportedly withholding her approval due to troubling concerns over the blessed union between her son and known penis aficionado Miley Ray Cyrus.
Report: Miley Cyrus' Ex-Fiancé Sent Jennifer Lawrence a Love Koala
If you felt a rattling last night as you slept off your weekend hangover, don't worry: that was just the stars aligning for one Jennifer Lawrence, who is destined to be loved by all for eternity. According to a report in The Independent, J-Law's got a new suitor now that she's done with Gwyneth Paltrow's estranged…
Miley Cyrus' New Schwarzenegger Boyfriend Likes to Film Their Hookups
Alert siren alert: lovable rascal Miley Cyrus has an official new pseudo-Kennedy boyfriend. Arnold Schwarzenegger's son Patrick, 21, brought the pop star under the lights of the L.A. Memorial Coliseum last night to watch his college football game (USC beat Cal 38-30). He also took a selfie of them making out.
Topless Miley Cyrus Has a New Job: Dentures Salesman
That crazy girl Miley Cyrus (she's crazy!) revealed on Instagram yesterday that she has a new business venture: Billy-Bob dentures. You know, those gross-looking fake teeth that people wear for laughs and fun. Miley modeled the line in the nude with illustrated chicken wings affixed to her breasts.
Report: Miley Cyrus Is Dating Arnold Schwarzenegger's Son
Do you know where your Miley Cyrus is? According to E! News, she's with Arnold Schwarzenegger's pizza king son, 21-year-old Patrick. The two were seen riding Universal Studios' haunted hayride and skulking through the corn maze together last Thursday, which is how you know it's on.
"Heartbroken" Ariana Grande Consoled By Miley Cyrus After Diva Rumors
Back when prissy lil' peanut Ariana Grande's life coach quit because Ariana was such a diva—allegedly—Ariana called Miley Cyrus for advice. According to Ariana, Miley told her, "It will blow over and tomorrow they'll be talking about something else." Huh, well.
Handsome Hobo Traded His Freedom for a Date With Miley Cyrus
Jesse Helt, the 22-year-old homeless man who accepted an award on Miley Cyrus' behalf at this year's Video Music Awards, was sentenced to six months in prison on Tuesday for violating terms of his probation in Oregon.
Miley's Mexican Ass-Slap Flag Flap
Lots going on in Miley Cyrus' life right now. She's become a visual artist (gluing weed to vibrators). She's got these unicorn pajamas. And she's being investigated by the Mexican interior ministry after her dancers whipped her fake ass with the country's flag during a concert in Monterrey.
Miley Cyrus Wore Ice Cream Cone Pasties to Alexander Wang's NYFW Party
Life's all no shirt, no problems when you're Miley Cyrus. Last night, the pop star-cum-provocateur arrived at Alexander Wang's super secret New York Fashion Week after-party in Bushwick naked from the waist up, save for a set of tasseled ice cream cone pasties and a pair of plastic pill covered cat-eye sunglasses (see…
Principal Fed Up With Twerking Cancels Homecoming Dance, Blames Miley
Teens these days: they're watching this Miley Cyrus person, they're becoming interested in sexual activity, they're ... they're twerking. One high school principal has had enough. Mount Anthony Union High School's fearless leader Sue Maguire canceled this fall's homecoming dance because of this "highly sexualized form…
Miley Cyrus' Homeless VMA Runaway Is Wanted By Police
In a staggering turn of events, the story of Miley Cyrus and the homeless runaway who accepted the 2014 VMA for Best Video on her behalf may not go down as smoothly as it seemed. It turns out that the man, 22-year-old Jesse Helt, is wanted on a probation violation in his home state of Oregon.
Miley Cyrus Honors Dead Dog With Mammoth Light-Up Bong
Miley Cyrus has been in mourning for her dog, Floyd, ever since he passed away back in April. She's built shrines to him, she's gotten Floyd tattoos with her fans, and now her ultimate tribute has nearly been realized. It's a light-up bong the size of a sixth grader, just like Floyd undoubtedly would have wanted.
Miley Cyrus Peed On a Tree This Weekend
America's foremost public intellectual Miley Cyrus may be running out of ways to shock and awe, but at least she's hiding her public urination away in the woods—for now at least.
