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GOP Wonderboy Is First Millennial Member of Congress
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GOP Wonderboy Is First Millennial Member of Congress |
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Listen up, you callow whippersnappers. You used to have to wait TWENTY YEARS before you could assign a new generational identity to yourself. Nowadays the changeover seems to take place every two or three years. I had barely gotten used to Gen X before someone changed it to Y.
"Oh, but we don't have anything in common with those creaky old Blair Witch Flavor Flavs," I hear you whine. Hey, greenhorns, I was born in 1961, but they still call me a Baby Boomer. Do you think I feel anything in common with the Woodstock Nation? But back then, when the popular culture stuck you with a title you swallowed hard and wore it. AND WORE IT WITH PRIDE.
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Hey, remember how the older boomers used to tell us '60s born kids how we'd never amount to anything because we weren't participants in the glorious '60s themselves, not having protested and all that shit? Yeah, Obama is real in-your-face to them.
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Also, in addition to totally being "that student council guy" he's also "that guy who started his IRA at 14 and invested in real estate at 18." So he's doubly twerpy.
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