Ever SEEN an Englishman naked? I went to a punk rock strip revue once, Punkindales, and it was like that. It's as thrilling as being a doctor in a TB ward.
"Disrobe, please. JESUS, EAT A FUCKING SANDWICH WOULDJA!!" #miloyiannopoulos
As TellMeLies pointed out in the Tila Tequila thread, please include these wise and wonderful tidbits in the next update of Twitterati:
twitter.com/shitmydadsays
"Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say." #tilatequila#wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
@NoelleBlue: Honestly, if that guy is as funny as his tweets -- that is a reality show of real life, humor and a father/son relationship that would be a hit. His comment about dogs is now going to be my signature line, with credit, of course! #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
Hurray, Milo Yiannopoulos aka the Oscar Wilde of tweeting made it on Twitterati! I srsly recommend following him. And stalking his ridiculously hot ass.
Dan Abrams: I saw you on television recently and it looked like you have recently been sleeping on a park bench. Scraggly, unshaved face; rumply clothes. People at Gawker I would bet don't sleep on park benches--at least most of them don't.
Milo Tweetosopolous, you gave me my first laugh-out-loud today. Thank you. Ambulance Man: We, who are about to suffer mild to moderate pain that could be relieved with ibuprofen, salute you.
@Pinekatz: Milo, I thought about my comment. Gosh, what if its serious? What if a thromboembolic event is happening? What if your kneecap isn't where its suppose to be? I'm sorry to make light of your pain. But still, you made me laugh. Feel better soon!
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"Disrobe, please. JESUS, EAT A FUCKING SANDWICH WOULDJA!!" #miloyiannopoulos
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Except, you know, like, nerds. #miloyiannopoulos
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Also, I love Busy Phillips. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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"Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say." #tilatequila #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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