He was also wearing an enormous watch encrusted with diamonds and a big old diamond ring on his right hand. I remember thinking, Jeez, if I could cut that hand off and make a run for it, I'd never have to work again.

He was pleasant, if a bit preoccupied. He had a very good sense of humor; when we talked about the Pray and Weigh girls he of course got the campy-ness of it all.

A former fatty and very kind man who has dedicated his life to helping others. He is from New Orleans and it would not surprise me if he donated a bunch of money on the sly to help down there.

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Shoe bomber, shoe thrower, now shoe kisser. It’s a trend! Simmons is a terrorist!

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