Man Finds Cozy Spot Between Semis to Wait Out 26-Car Pileup
For most of the 100 or so people involved in Saturday's massive highway accident in Eastern Oregon, the 26-car pileup was surely a harrowing ordeal, but one man found a cute new place amidst all the chaos, wedged safely between two big rigs.
Two Boys Buried in Snowbank Miraculously Survive in Small Air Bubble
Two young boys who were buried alive under five feet of snow survived close to seven hours thanks to an air bubble that formed around them.
Mother Miraculously Wakes Up After Not Having a Pulse For 45 Minutes
After giving birth via cesarian section at Boca Raton Regional Hospital in September, Ruby Graupera-Cassimiro fell unconscious from a rare amniotic fluid embolism. Doctors attempted to revive her for three hours, and after 45 minutes without a pulse, her family was called into the operating room to say their goodbyes.…
NYU Student Stuck Between Two Buildings Saved by James Franco
19-year-old NYU student Asher Vongtau is counting his blessings. Over the weekend, the Pittsburgh native fell from the roof of his Tribeca dorm, where he had been drinking, into the terrifyingly narrow space between the dorm and the adjacent building on Lafayette Street—and wasn’t discovered, thankfully alive, until…
Five More Myths About Jesus
In the Washington Post today, Reza Aslan debunks five myths about Jesus—he wasn't born in Bethlehem, he was not an only child, etc. But what is this mythbuster not telling you? Scholars say there are at least five more myths about Jesus.
Pat Robertson Blames Ivy League Schools for Lack of Miracles in America
It may have been April 1st yesterday, but televangelist Pat Robertson wasn't kidding when he told a viewer that Americans aren't experiencing God's miracles because they are too "sophisticated."
After 100 LSD-Fueled Sex Encounters, Man with No Penis to Build New one Out of Arm Skin
Today, in very interesting human beings: Andrew Wardle, a 39-year-old British man who was a) born with no penis and yet nevertheless managed to, with the help of LSD and ecstasy, b) sleep with over 100 women and is now about to c) undergo surgery to turn skin from his arm into a functioning penis in the proper place.
Ohio Man Sees Jesus in Bird Droppings on Car Windshield
Christ has finally chosen to reveal himself in the form of bird droppings on an Ohio man's windshield. From ABC's local news bureau:
Naked Drunk North Korean Man Washes Ashore In South Korea
A North Korean man may have had the best luck—and hangover—of any drunk person in history. He was discovered last Sunday morning on the South Korean Island of Gangwha, near the border with North Korea, having apparently floated to the South on a piece of wood while trashed.
Woman Finds Bike She Lost 40 Years Ago and, Oh Yeah, SHE’S A LESBIAN
Big news out of Cape Cod today last June, where a woman who lost her first childhood bike in a river 42 years ago has been reacquainted with it.
Jill Zarin's Menorah Performs Hannukah Miracle
During a power outage at the Aruba Surf Club, a quick-thinking Jill Zarin lit her Hanukkah menorah, saving her kin from darkness with the light of nine small candles that lasted three long hours. Just like the Maccabees, running out of oil and threatened by darkness at a five-star Caribbean resort.
Jesus Returns as Lamb
They put up a nativity scene there, in the Holy Land, Ohio, and can you guess what happened? The resurrection, of Jesus, of course.

