Pen Recovered From Woman's Stomach 25 Years Later Still Writes

I have a cup on my desk filled with approximately two dozen pens, which at any given time yields a total of maybe one working writing instrument whenever I need it — usually a dull pencil or crayon. That's just my crappy luck. So you'll forgive me if I experience just a twinge of envy when relaying the tale of the…
The Great K-Mart Layaway Payoff Miracle
Are you hard-hearted cynic who hates Christmas? Perhaps you have not heard about the Christmas Miracle of 2011: The K-Mart Mystery Christmas Layaway Payoffs.
Just Another 'Dog Rescues Half-Smooshed Bag of Kittens' Story
For your daily dose of internet uplift, we bring you the amazing story of Regan — a friendly Yellow Lab who happened to notice a bag lying on the side of an Iowa highway, and proceeded to drag it all the way home. Regan plopped his gruesome delivery — a Meow Mix bag covered in blood and guts with something moving…
African Famine Baby Makes Miracle Recovery
Three months ago, new images of a skeletal Somali baby named Minhaj Gedi Farah shocked the world. When taken by the International Rescue Committee from Dadaab, the world's largest refugee camp and a severe famine zone, to a safer and better-equipped camp in neighboring Kenya, the seven-month-old weighed just 7 pounds.…
Beagle Survives Gas Chamber, Seeks Loving Home
On October 4th, a stray Beagle mix in an overcrowded animal shelter in Florence, Ala., was loaded into a gas chamber with 18 other dogs marked for death. 21-year-old Cody Berry, the worker assigned this awful task, locked the door, turned a key and pressed a button that releases carbon monoxide into the chamber. He…
Chilean Miners Unemployed and Depressed, Like the Rest of Us
The NY Times has a follow-up on the 33 rescued Chilean miners, most of whom are unable to find jobs and find themselves poorer than a year ago, when their 69-day ordeal began. The sponsored trips to Israel, the U.K. and Disney World have all but dried up. What's left is a group of men suffering from severe…
Old Timer Takes Pruning Shears-to-Eye Socket in Stride
They just don't make 'em like this anymore:
95-Year-Old Man Survives Over 400 Bee Stings
A pissed off swarm of Africanized honey bees attacked a 95-year-old man in California yesterday, stinging him hundreds of times. A police sergeant told the LAT, "Most men would have died, but he's taking it in stride."
Earthquake Cures Man of Deafness
The Great East Coast Rumbler of 2011 has, for the most part, produced a lot of bad news. Not terrible news, mind you — just mildly inconvenient, bummer-type news. Cracked monuments. Missed golf putts. Random stabbings. Belching orangutans. That kind of thing. But what's this? Not just a story of earthquake uplift —…
Telephone Pole Jesus Died For Your Landline Abandoning Sins
Colorado native Don Taylor, who describes himself as "a nonreligious individual," was stopped dead in his tracks when he stumbled upon this divine apparition on his daily routine. Yes, a creeping vine on a telephone pole had taken on the unmistakable form of a crucified Jesus Christ. Local authorities warn potential…
Paralyzed Man Walks
Today is the future you heard about yesterday, and it's here: a paralyzed man can now stand up and walk. Thanks to science!
America's First Face Transplant Recipient Looks Pretty Good
Dallas Wiens, who was given the country's first full face transplant surgery back in March, unveiled his new look at a news conference. Know what? He looks pretty damn good!
