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    Lindsay Has Her Eye on Jessica Alba's Man

    Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!

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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    10:15 AM

    In reply to Lindsay Has Her Eye on Jessica Alba's Man
    Looks like Ms. Uchitel is concerned that her slice of the publicity/financial pie is shrinking now that other women have spoken about sleeping with Tiger.

    I expect a major change-of-heart about her previous denials. She just couldn't continue to be so dishonest. Her mom brought her up better than that. Oh, and she was also taken advantage of. By Tiger and the media.

    And I also expect the my-fiance-died-in-911 sympathy card to be played.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    10:34 AM

    @Island of Misfit Toys: And you know Allred is dying to sue someone, anyone.
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    12:41 PM

    @secretagentman: I think she's dying to talk about suing someone. I think she's gotten to that level of superlawyer-ness where you don't actually sue anyone anymore...way too messy. You just hold press conferences and threaten to do it.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    09:58 AM

    In reply to Lindsay Has Her Eye on Jessica Alba's Man
    My best friend shot a movie with Kidman about 7 years ago, several scenes together, and said she could not have been nicer and more down to earth.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    09:12 AM

    In reply to Lindsay Has Her Eye on Jessica Alba's Man
    Nicole Kidman is about as down-home as R2D2.
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    08:05 AM

    In reply to Lindsay Has Her Eye on Jessica Alba's Man
    I would LOVE to have been there when Orlando ripped off his shirt. In my mind, it's a very Harlequin/Fabio moment!
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    07:45 AM

    In reply to Lindsay Has Her Eye on Jessica Alba's Man
    I would just like to take this opportunity to thank Nicole Kidman for letting me stand behind her at the supermarket a decade ago.
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    08:45 AM

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Did you get to dry hump her or anything?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    09:00 AM

    @sanyucat:

    Her aura precluded baser thoughts. She was very tall with heels... it was more... thank you... thank you for just standing there.
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    09:20 AM

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: What, like dry humping is disrespectful?

    Seriously, though -- I feel like famous "beautiful" people are always a little off-looking in person. I am pleased this is not the case with Nicole, as I have always thought she was lovely.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    09:23 AM

    @sanyucat:

    Statuesque, glowing, magnificent (and a really nice quick "god I hope you're not a stalker" smile)
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    Image of Robespierre Robespierre
    11/19/09


    Lance bass @ starrett lehigh building. Is pocket sized. Kat deluna and miranda kerr there yest. Nov. 18th, 601 W. 26th Street.

    #stalker #lancebass #katdeluna #starrettlehigh #mirandakerr
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    10/16/09

    In reply to Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!
    There's one thing you can count on with Donald Trump: Projecting his attention whore tendencies onto his foes in sound bytes. #jenniferaniston
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    Image of kissmyapp kissmyapp
    10/16/09

    In reply to Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!
    I have a sneaking suspicion that Tony Parker will make sure Jesse Metcalfe never gets another erection again. #jenniferaniston
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    10/16/09

    In reply to Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!
    The lesson from the Kanye/Swift debacle was that they are both despicable. #jenniferaniston
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    10/16/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: Why is that poor 19yo girl despicable? Because she beat out Sasha Fierce for a lame-ass video award? #jenniferaniston
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    10/16/09

    @bytememehard: I just thought she was lame when she was finally given a chance to accept her award. And now, don't mean to be rude, I'm excusing myself from caring about this. #jenniferaniston
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    10/16/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: Lame isn't the same as despicable. And she's only 19! #jenniferaniston
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    10/19/09

    @bytememehard: 19 is old enough to be held accountable for annoying me on my television.

    Also, hyperbole -- it's the greatest thing since autotune! #jenniferaniston
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/16/09

    In reply to Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!
    The Billy Mays second autopsy was a sham. Wow. #jenniferaniston
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/16/09

    @scroll_lock: $10 says the insurance policy doesn't pay out unless there is no evidence of drugs in his system. #jenniferaniston
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    10/16/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: The upside is, if the insurance won't pay they do receive a lifetime supply of Mighty Putty. #jenniferaniston
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10/16/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: Was his bloodstream Oxycleaned? #jenniferaniston
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    10/16/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: but they did find cocaine in his system, but the mays family-funded autopsy found that the cocaine had an "isolated" (or some such ridiculous, non-medical term) presence in his body in the days leading up to his death. but it didn't cause anything, as far as they want us/insurers to know. #jenniferaniston
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/16/09

    In reply to Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!
    I'll never understand the appeal of ginormous-headed, lazy-eyed scuzzy John Mayer. Is it his irritating warbling that makes them want to kiss him so he'll shut up? #jenniferaniston
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    10/16/09

    @scroll_lock: Clearly, I have spent my entire life expecting kisses at the wrong times.
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    Edited by skahammer at 10/16/09 2:23 PM skahammer was starred skahammer was unstarred
    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/16/09

    @skahammer: Evidently your caterwauling skills aren't what they should be. #jenniferaniston
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    10/16/09

    @scroll_lock: But people always want to shut me up -- they just never do it with a kiss.

    I should just learn to pick the git-tar, I guess. #jenniferaniston
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/16/09

    @skahammer: Oh, it's usually the ball gag, right? #jenniferaniston
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    10/16/09

    @scroll_lock: Well, I prefer a lacy underthing...but, yes, it's usually the ball-gag. That's been quite a trend you started, there.

    And might I point out that the cherry flavoring on that thing petered out a looooong time ago.
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    Edited by skahammer at 10/16/09 4:09 PM skahammer was starred skahammer was unstarred
    Image of DeniseL DeniseL
    09/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here
    Your heading regarding Robert Pattison was disrespectful to Rob and absurd. Leave the guy alone for cryin outloud. I actually go online and look for news on Rob to slam wnat to be reporters like you.
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    secretagentman promoted this comment DeniseL was starred DeniseL was unstarred
    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    09/20/09

    @DeniseL: You actually go online and look for news on 'Rob'? Are you in prison? Is that you Tyler Lautner, you sexy he-wolf?
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    09/21/09

    @DeniseL: You're a moron.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    09/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here
    What? Sunday morning and nobody's dead?
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/20/09

    @PandoraSpocks: Except for the English language.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/20/09

    @snugbug: Har, har, stupid joke ↑.

    Excuse me, I need to introduce some bad-assery here for the sake of us all--everyone seems soooo frightened of losing their precious stars and as such shun any hint of dissent. Lame. What's the fun of Gawker if you stifle intelligent polemic?
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    Edited by snugbug at 09/20/09 3:49 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/20/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here
    Happy Sunday to you too, pet. Ding-ding-ding + ca-ching:
    *"Get your Canadian visas ready..," not "Get your Candian visas ready.."
    *"winter soup," not "Winter soup"
    * "As the sole proprieter of Jackson's only assassination attempt, I wouldn't expect Jackson to be anything but a Coke fan, either."
    *"proprietor," not "proprieter," though it doesn’t matter since the sentence jumped ‘em rails by the time you got to the period.
    *Mike Myers, not "Meyers"
    *Leven Rambin," not "Levin Rambin"
    *Lukas Haas, not "Lucas Haas"
    * "the shit? blow?" not "the shit? Blow?" (Jerze housewives item)
    *You get a pass on Ashley Dupre (it’s "Dupré") because she’s a foxymoron.
    *"..on her man," not "..on her mans." (Chris Rock item, 2nd sentence)
    *Cut xtra apostrophe in "Lil' "Lipgloss" Mama," + she spelled the title of the song "Lip Gloss"
    * "..during her first day on the job," not "..in her first day on the job.." (Sienna Miller item)
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/20/09

    @snugbug: PS: That being said, your Rosh Hashanah fundraiser is a very nice and clever idea. Too bad a-holes like me who used to fact-check for a living caught wind of it.
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    Image of mexiback mexiback
    09/20/09

    @snugbug: It's sunday morning, man. Just chill!
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    mexiback was starred mexiback was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/20/09

    @mexiback: It's all in good fun + for a good cause!

    Because he's a nice Jewish boy, FK issued a fund-raising challenge in honor of the Rosh Hashanah weekend; he'll donate $5 to a NYC charity for every typo/error pointed out to him.
     Reply
    snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/20/09

    @mexiback: "Sunday," not "sunday." You owe $5 too.
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    Image of WackoJacko WackoJacko
    09/20/09

    @snugbug: I've been banned from Gawker for FAR less than this in the past. But that being said, this is all servicey + 1.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    09/20/09

    @snugbug: JESUS. 8, 9, and 11 are all style choices ("mans" is slang). Still: $35. Christ. We're at $55 total.
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    Edited by Foster Kamer at 09/20/09 12:37 PM Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of labyrinthine IS DOING THIS labyrinthine IS DOING THIS
    09/20/09

    @snugbug: former proofreader checking in, and I'm having to restrain myself on the site lately. they really must not have any editors doing actual *editing* at all.

    (nothin' but love, Foster!)
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    snugbug promoted this comment labyrinthine IS DOING THIS was starred labyrinthine IS DOING THIS was unstarred
    Image of saralapua saralapua
    09/20/09

    @snugbug: Proofreading a gossip roundup that is headlined with Robert Pattinson's sparkling bowel movements? Really? Go to brunch, dude.
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    snugbug promoted this comment saralapua was starred saralapua was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/20/09

    @saralapua: Brunch is for bourgeois olds with 401Ks. We're all play-jostling in the sandbox, and sipping Bloody Marys while at it. And you're not invited. Ciao, caro!
     Reply
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    Image of DeniseL DeniseL
    09/20/09

    @snugbug: GOOD JOB correcting the journalism on this Foster Kramer. I really hope he did not waste his money on a journalism degree...he writes like my 10 year old nephew.
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment DeniseL was starred DeniseL was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/20/09

    @labyrinthine IS DOING THIS: Eh, typos and fact-check errors are to be expected when you oughtta churn out two posts per hour, like a manic squirrel. But FK preemptively deflated criticism with humor and sass. Smart move, boosts traffic, comes across as endearing. Keep him on, Denton.
     Reply
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    09/20/09

    @DeniseL: Have your 10 year-old nephew give me a call. We're always looking for up-and-coming talent.
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    08/31/09

    In reply to Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
    If memory serves, Ken and Barbie don't have sex organs so we're all safe from Speidi spawn.
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