Former Miss Delaware Teen USA Melissa King Offered $250k Contract with YouPorn as She Compares Herself to Kim Kardashian on Twitter

It may have taken an unusually long time (over 24 hours!), but former Miss Delaware Teen USA Melissa King, who abdicated her throne this week following the emergence of a porn film allegedly starring her, has finally received her very first contract offer from an adult entertainment website.
Miss Delaware Teen USA Resigns After Porn Video Surfaces
Melissa King, who was crowned Miss Delaware Teen USA in November, reportedly resigned from her post today amid claims that she appeared in a pornographic movie shortly after her 18th birthday last year.
Rick Perry Partied with Reality Stars at Fashion Week
Far-right presidential candidate Rick Perry dined with self-appointed "godfather of politics" Donald Trump last night. What did they do afterwards? Partied with pageant queens, Kardashians, and Kathie Lee Gifford at the Sheri Hill fashion show in the Trump Tower. Update: Page Six reports that Perry "made a beeline…
Miss South Carolina Adjusting Nicely To Life As America's Most Instantly Recognizable Incoherent Pageant Queen
For an early afternoon Britney palate cleanser, we thought we'd offer you this Tyra clip of South Carolinian Miss Teen U.S.A. 2007 candidate Caitlin Upton, who has secured herself a lasting place in the Annals of American Density for her now-legendary 91-word response to a question about the scourge of geographical…
The inevitable Miss Teen South Carolina T-Shirts: Not the obvious choices, such as "Team Miss Teen S.C.," or "Free U.S. Americans," but a handsome effort nonetheless. [dreamdogsart]
