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Perhaps Not
06/29/09

In reply to Mark Sanford's Argentine Mystery Woman Speaks
"stick his conservative Republican wee-wee in Chapur's ladybox?" There ya go, Cajun! Way to avoid the use of the verb "to bone" in any, even participial form. We salute you.
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BookishLookish
06/29/09

@Perhaps Not: Our Cajun Boy couldn't control the venom and just go with "ladyflower," lulz.
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Mediahohoho
06/29/09

In reply to Mark Sanford's Argentine Mystery Woman Speaks
Also, Maria: the hacker didn't ruin anyone's life. That was you and your hypocrite/lover.
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BookishLookish
06/29/09

In reply to Mark Sanford's Argentine Mystery Woman Speaks
Is anyone else getting the vibe of that scene in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" where Paul/Fred is reading the kiss-off letter from José da Silva Pereira, delivered to Holly by "a cousin"?
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DoctorNine's D9 Cat
06/29/09

In reply to Mark Sanford's Argentine Mystery Woman Speaks
I once had a gorgeous white wolf/german shepherd dog, which was strong willed and too active for his own good. He once dug a hole into the foundation of my house. Another time, he actually chewed the eaves under all the windows OFF. In a weekend. He was eventually killed, after digging under the fence, and then getting hit by a car. He was crossing the road to get to a bitch in heat.

Further explanation regarding the moral of the story is redundant.
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atlasfugged
06/29/09

In reply to Mark Sanford's Argentine Mystery Woman Speaks
Why does a pill-popping, sedentary, morbidly- obese limpdick like Rush Limbaugh get to continue roaming the earth tormenting civilization, while the King of Pop and the OxiClean yeller are taken away? Why cruel universe, why?
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DoctorNine's D9 Cat
06/29/09

@atlasfugged: "..Why cruel universe, why..?"

It's a well known karmic principle that mean people live forever. Freaks however, are harvested as soon as they are ripe. Which of course means I am close to the inevitable curtain call. But I can't be bothered about that.

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Pope John Peeps II
06/29/09

In reply to Mark Sanford's Argentine Mystery Woman Speaks
1. I won't speak about my private life as it just belongs to me. It has already been made too public during these last days, bringing to me even more pain.

TRANSLATION: I'M SORRY I GOT CAUGHT.

(p.s. to argentine idiot: if you don't want things to be public, DON'T FUCK A GOVERNOR. What a dumb bitch).
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nellicat
06/29/09

@Pope John Peeps II: A MARRIED governor. Can't feel sorry for her. Maybe she should have thought of her two kids before this (and by "this," I mean "she") went down?
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Mediahohoho
06/29/09

@Pope John Peeps II: To be fair, the governor of South Carolina is ordinarily a low-key position involving ribbon cuttings at local Piggly Wigglys and taking kickbacks for yet another mammonth industrial hog farming operation.
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El Matardillo
06/29/09

In reply to Mark Sanford's Argentine Mystery Woman Speaks
It's always good to see another satisfied Microsoft customer.
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tmp00
04/30/09

In reply to Mel Gibson and Mistress' Public Debut
While I have to chide him for his "morals" (such a good Catholic he is) I do have to point out that first wife has the best revenge: she gets half his money and had sex with him when he was Mad Max. Octo-wannabe gets the dried-up, boozy duffer version.
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DoctorEcks
04/29/09

In reply to Mel Gibson and Mistress' Public Debut
It's kinda funny that his favorite comedians, The "3 Stooges" are jewish, and that he is beginning to look a bit like one of them...er, actually 2 of them. I see a touch of Larry and a smidgen of Shemp in that photo. He just needs a little hair grease to make the transformation complete. I'm not very religious, but to quote Psalms 94....
O God of vengeance, let your glorious justice shine forth!
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FormerEnglishMajor
04/29/09

In reply to Mel Gibson and Mistress' Public Debut
Consuming hatred for Mel Gibson. If there was ever a time to bring back the blacklist, it would be for him. That whole "evil in the guise of handsome" thing. He must be an awfully good Catholic, because I can think of no other reason someone so ugly inside has been so ridiculously successful, plus ends up with hot young babe at the end.

His daughter and his girlfriend can go clothes-shopping together. Robin, you earned every penny of that $400 mil.
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AuntPenny
04/29/09

@FormerEnglishMajor: I don't know what his being an "awfully good Catholic" has to to with it. Anybody who is an awfully good Catholic is a total failure in the eyes of the world.
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FormerEnglishMajor
04/29/09

@AuntPenny: that was complete & total sarcasm. I have a very old-school Catholic mother-in-law who believes I am destined for hell (being a Jew) and have corrupted her totally-being-led-to-the-flames... son, and had we not met, he would of course also be worth $900 mil and be world-famous, yadda yadda. The whole "traditional Catholic" irrational crap that Mel espouses is an insult to the Catholics I do know who are normal, kind, and reasonable.
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AuntPenny
04/29/09

@FormerEnglishMajor: Ah, I gotcha. I'm a Catholic (semi-practicing, agnostic Catholic, critical of the church), and while I think there are HUGE problems in with the church, I also will never fully leave it.

ANYWAY! Apologies all around.

Mel's just plain messed up, period. I know a lot of people who really admired him and thought he was the bee's knees. They were also staunch Catholics. I used to warn them that nobody is perfect and Mel is hardly a saint. That was years ago. Ha ha.
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skahammer
04/29/09

@AuntPenny: After the ecclesiastical incidents of the last several years, your assertion kind of raises the question of what would cause you to leave the church.

A thought experiment: Just how bad would it have to get before you said, "Okay, enough. You know what, maybe the Methodists are on to something over there"?
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FormerEnglishMajor
04/29/09

@skahammer: I ask my husband this ALL THE TIME. Like all the Catholics I know (save my MIL), he is basically an Episcopalian (if that) but of course after a couple of decades in Catholic school he finds it hard to call himself anything else. Despite the fact that he rarely goes to church, believes in birth control, etc. etc.
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BxgrlJeri
04/29/09

In reply to Mel Gibson and Mistress' Public Debut
I'm glad he's not doing hair dye and other crap but his brain could use some fine tuning.
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skahammer
04/29/09

In reply to Mel Gibson and Mistress' Public Debut
Just want to make sure I have this correct; on the matter of the "jaunt in Costa Rica," the world finest gossip journalists were scooped by...the Russians?

Hmph. Well, maybe that's where all the good KGB vets went: for that sweet, sweet gossip-trade money.
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skahammer
04/29/09

@skahammer: I'll bet Spiegelman would have something to say about this.
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DennyCrane
04/29/09

@skahammer: IN SOVIET RUSSIA GOSSIP SCOOPS YOU!
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Werrick
04/29/09

In reply to Mel Gibson and Mistress' Public Debut
Wow, he's kinda looking a little worse for wear, huh? He's starting to look conspicuously like Ian McShane.
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TriedandTrue
04/29/09

@Good news everyone! I have terrible news! (Werrick): You say that as if that was a bad thing
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bayktdin
04/29/09

In reply to Mel Gibson and Mistress' Public Debut
"I know she's a douche Oksana, but there is something I find so familiar about Octomom."
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rustneversleeps
04/29/09

@bayktdin: I noticed the same thing. I think it's primarily due to the DSL lips, but she also has that "I'm ready for my 15 minutes" look about her.
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DorothyMantooth
04/29/09

@rustneversleeps: Plastic surgery is a terrible, terrible thing.
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OprahBabb
04/29/09

In reply to Mel Gibson and Mistress' Public Debut
Oh Mel, what happened hon? Aren't Capricorns supposed to look younger as they age?
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Trulymadlyme
04/29/09

@OprahBabb: Is he sick?
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