I don't like when crazykins, conservative yahoo's i.e. The Man, use slang like "getting the props."
I don't go into his living room and say, "Screw healthcare! Die in the streets you vagabond taxpayers!" or "Stop monkeying around with killin' babies on Sundays, you abortion activist lady-lovers!"
See? It's so easy to send the wrong message. #mikehuckabee
I've often wished for a younger, slimmer, prettier version of myself to do the spotlight stuff. In fact, I think there may be a promising new career here for an unemployed hipster... #mikehuckabee
Gawker you let me down. Anytime you do a Huckabee item I DEMAND you include that amazing fat fat fat family photo of the Huckabees. I live for it. #mikehuckabee
@meechybee: In 1990? We can never know for sure until Glen finally breaks his silence. There will be much weeping and gnashing of chalk, on that day. #mikehuckabee
@moifauxmail: These are the people, when one runs into them unexpectedly, cause one to rear back and let out an expletive, then sloooowly back away. #mikehuckabee
Whenever I read about Sarah Palin, I think of those plastic beanie baby cases. The little clear coffins that crazy collectors in the 90's would seal up their stuffed animals in, hoping they'd age like fine wine.
Palin is in her old little plastic case. She tweets, leaves awkward facebook messages and has people write books by her, but she never seems to leave the case, not for a second. The hardest interview she ever did was with Katie Couric. Which is about as terrifying as being chased by buttterflies.
I give Huckabee this, he's gone on "The Daily Show". He's stood by his crazy religious nuttery under hard questioning in interviews with actual journalists. He's wrong and vile and believes things that are terrifying, but he's willing to make that point and argue.
Sarah Palin is up on a shelf, tag still intact, slumping against the side of a little plastic box. #mikehuckabee
Well I can tell you Playboy is certainly responsible for turning me gay. All those gorgeous models! I couldn't stop thinking how fabulous they'd look in a chiffon Oscar de la Renta evening gown, or perhaps a snappy Marc Jacobs pantsuit. The possibilities were endless - it just drove my little 10 year old imagination wild!
@skahammer: No, it's just that Okie boys jack off to goat fucking, and that's OK because jacking off to goat fucking doens't make you a gay in Oklahoma.
Well, I tend to agree that porn is bad for society, for a variety of reasons.
However, that has not stopped me from viewing it on every possible occasion.
Despite my best efforts, my collection of Stacy Valentine clips has not succeeded in making me a homo. It has however, made me a fan of unreasonably big tits.
@Bipolar-Cop: Idle curiousity made me google Stacy Valentine with safe-search off. She does not have unreasonably big tits. She has a pair of Hippity-Hops on her chest.
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I don't go into his living room and say, "Screw healthcare! Die in the streets you vagabond taxpayers!" or "Stop monkeying around with killin' babies on Sundays, you abortion activist lady-lovers!"
See? It's so easy to send the wrong message. #mikehuckabee
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@manchops: It comes from the GODDAMN cache at Gawker. And it is beautiful.
I think just after they took this, they ate the fucking dog.
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Palin is in her old little plastic case. She tweets, leaves awkward facebook messages and has people write books by her, but she never seems to leave the case, not for a second. The hardest interview she ever did was with Katie Couric. Which is about as terrifying as being chased by buttterflies.
I give Huckabee this, he's gone on "The Daily Show". He's stood by his crazy religious nuttery under hard questioning in interviews with actual journalists. He's wrong and vile and believes things that are terrifying, but he's willing to make that point and argue.
Sarah Palin is up on a shelf, tag still intact, slumping against the side of a little plastic box. #mikehuckabee
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Except for all the dudes being "forced" to make out...<_<
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However, that has not stopped me from viewing it on every possible occasion.
Despite my best efforts, my collection of Stacy Valentine clips has not succeeded in making me a homo. It has however, made me a fan of unreasonably big tits.
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@Bipolar-Cop: Idle curiousity made me google Stacy Valentine with safe-search off. She does not have unreasonably big tits. She has a pair of Hippity-Hops on her chest.