Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
According to Mitt Romney’s decisively grim Twitter bio, he is simply “Former Governor of Massachusetts”—no more, no less. But it’s time to stop dwelling on the past. Because today, Mitt Romney has found love in former World Champion boxer Evander Holyfield—and that love is the sweetest victory of all.
EXCLUSIVE: A Bunch of People Fucked Up the Mitt Romney News
Mitt Romney just told America that he will not run for president in 2016, which is confusing, because the Daily Beast and friends were just yelling the opposite.
Trump: Romney Choked, You Can't Have Bush, I Would've Beaten Obama
This weekend, sentient rotting pumpkin time-lapse Donald Trump visited Iowa for the Freedom Summit, "a launch point for conservative ideas as we head towards 2016." There he spoke on a variety of topics, chief among them why the Republicans who might run for president are shit and he's great.
Mitt Romney, Bad Comedian
Politics is often comedy. The fact that the robotic and unloveable Mitt Romney may run for president again is funny enough. But Mitt Romney running for president on an anti-poverty platform is truly a comic masterpiece.
Report: Secret Service Agent Leaked Obama Info to Romney Campaign
The Secret Service might need a new name. According to the policy website InsideSources, an unnamed Secret Service agent shared several campaign itineraries, detailing the movements and whereabouts of President Obama, with campaign staff of Republican nominee Mitt Romney in late 2012.
Should Mitt Romney Run for President?
Slate’s resident neoconservative Reihan Salam thinks so!
Mitt Romney Can't Tell Famous Black Women Apart
Buried in a New York Times piece about Rand Paul's efforts to woo black voters is the story of the most Mitt Romney thing Mitt Romney has ever done: confuse two famous black women in media. According to Donna Brazile, Romney called her "Gwen" during the 2012 campaign.
This Is Mitt Romney Trying to Do the "Gangnam Dance"
On Saturday, Mitt Romney spoke at a conference for young, single Mormons. Who cares, right? But he also tried to dance.
MSNBC Host: ‘Sorry For Joking About Romney’s Black Grandkid!’
Liberal cable network MSNBC has a way of offending conservatives in the least productive manner possible. Case in point: On Sunday Melissa Harris-Perry invited a roundtable of comedians to dissect a family photograph of failed GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney, who in the photo is holding on his right lap his…
Which Stupid Millionaire Lost a Fortune Betting on Mitt Romney?
Jacob Fischler at BuzzFeed reports that in the autumn of 2012, a single (unknown) millionaire staked, and lost, “at least $4 million” on Mitt Romney trouncing Barack Obama on November 6. Fischler cites a working paper by Microsoft’s David Rothschild and Columbia’s Rajiv Sethi, who studied trading patterns on the …
Mitt Romney Lost Count of How Many Grandchildren He Has
On the left: Mitt Romney, tweeting in July about grandchild "#22." On the right: Romney, today, welcoming his "22nd grandchild." Does the adopted one not count, or something?
Mitt Romney Bubble Still Intact
BuzzFeed's McKay Coppins has a wonderfully viral-distribution-ready piece of political analysis today: "Was Mitt Romney Right About Everything?"
The Romney Family Voted on Mitt's Run, and Decided 10-2 Against
Over Christmas holidays in 2010, Adam Sandler movie bad guy Mitt Romney polled his family and held a vote as to whether he should run for president. The result: Two said yes. The other ten—Romney himself included—said no.
The Man Who Filmed Romney's 47 Percent Video Was Inspired By Bill Clinton's Generosity and Mitt Romney's Awful Speech
The man who secretly filmed Romney's infamous 47% video during a campaign fundraiser last September has finally agreed to reveal himself tomorrow night on MSNBC. The Huffington Post interviewed the man several times over the past few months and, while they won't reveal his name until after MSNBC's big interview, they…
In First Post-Election Interview, Mitt Romney Says Presidential Race was Like a Roller Coaster That You Can Lose
In Mitt and Ann Romney's first interview since losing the bid for presidency in November, the former candidate likens the Presidential race to a theme park ride. The most soul-sucking, disheartening theme park ride ever:
What Were Ann and Mitt Romney Watching on TV Instead of the Inauguration Today?
Among those absent from today's inauguration was Mitt Romney, the man who almost was. NBC News' Peter Alexander also reports that a former aide of Romney's says it's "doubtful" that the Romneys were watching. What's your problem with Beyoncé, Mittens?
