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Guantanamo Bay: The Video Game

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gawkimo
06/03/09

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It is the duty of everyone in the computer gaming industry to only make war games that stimulates my sense of patriotic hubris as I wipe the Cheeto dust from my plump and pale fingers onto my filthy sweatshirt.
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depardoo
06/03/09

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Don't forget "Dresden Flyover" with heated seats.
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Mymoustache
06/03/09

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This frees up time and resources to work on their new game - Auschwitz Guard Duty
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Pope John Peeps II
06/03/09

@Mymoustache: The baton swinging action is really great with the Wiimote.
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Mount_Prion
06/03/09

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It would have come with special wired nipple-clamps for the Wii.
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Pope John Peeps II
06/02/09

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This looks like garbage, and that music was in a pretty famous flash game. Where's it from?

[www.kongregate.com]
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comedydude
06/02/09

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Other upcoming titles: Decapitation Hero and 3D Adultress Stoning
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Pope John Peeps II
06/02/09

@comedydude: By using the new Crysis software, the makers ensure that you can really FEEL like you're stoning a filthy cow woman whore bitch fucker to death.
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PrincessKashmir
06/02/09

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"The player is a terror detainee at Guantanamo Bay and has to escape and kill a bunch of 'mercenaries.'

Though once you click through it's obvious you mean the player is a prison guard, not a detainee, you may want to change that sentence.
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gawkimo
06/02/09

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What I think is a good idea is a computer game where special ops people take out Arabs or Venezuelans or, you know. . . Why can't computer game makers explore that option? Freedom haters.
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SaraRueful
06/02/09

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This game is very uncool, but I also find it very uncool that you felt the need to put up pictures of the founders to show "where they're coming from." Right! Because all brownish men with beards and brownish women with scarves HATE AMERICA and ARE TERRORISTS!!!11!
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Pope John Peeps II
06/02/09

@SaraRueful: Well, not showing who's making this game is obfuscating some interesting information, isn't it? In an editorial decision, I'd always go for releasing more information. Especially when you don't even have to connect the dots yourself.

Oh Jezeborgs. Always the contrarians.
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Cicada
06/02/09

@Pope John Peeps II: Oh Gawktards, always so smug and self-congratulatory.
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Cicada
06/02/09

@Pope John Peeps II: See, you're not the only one who can make up "clever" nicknames and make broad generalizations about an entire group.

Neener, neener.
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Pope John Peeps II
06/02/09

@Cicada: You know, if your whole group of broads weren't so generalized into one homogeneous mash of silly self-congratulation, this wouldn't ever happen.
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Cicada
06/02/09

@Pope John Peeps II: It's the vaginas, they make us all silly and stuff. And you know menstruation makes us all hysterical and self-congratulatory.

*sigh* I try sooooo much to overcome my inborn deficiencies, but its hard. Like math.

Heehee.
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SaraRueful
06/03/09

@Pope John Peeps II: What "information"? That they tan easily, that she prefers to keep her head covered? That doesn't tell me shit about the people, but the fact that John Cook thinks it does tells me a lot about him. It's not like they're wielding Uzis and waving around burning American flags. If their pictures had been shown innocuously just as many news figures' photos are shown to go with news stories, I wouldn't have had a problem with it. But that "show where they're coming from" is what pissed me off. It's racist.

And while I've been a Gawker commenter longer, and much much more frequently, than I've been on Jezebel, if thinking racial stereotyping is wrong makes me a Jeze-whatever, then I'll take that label.

What has happened to you in the last couple months, Peeps? You used to be one of the most consistently funny people on here. But recently you have been hostile and nasty almost across the board to everyone on here.
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Pope John Peeps II
06/03/09

@SaraRueful: It's what I've always been, you just haven't noticed. And I was always funny.

What makes you a Jez is the automatic leaping to the conclusion that most makes you feel like a warrior for righteousness, regardless of what the actual situation is. That's basically the business model of Jezebel.
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jasonelias
06/02/09

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Maybe they can have Mancow shitting himself over that Kool-Aid pitcher of water as a mini-game.
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