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    Image of Aatom Aatom
    11/30/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    We are all aware that we're using the term "dating" in some sort of perverse postmodern way that means anything but actually dating, right?
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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/30/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    I'm guessin this guy is seriously packin
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    11/30/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    Perhaps Madonna should branch out into gospel.
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    11/30/09

    @ShawnP: Shit. Embedding disabled.
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    Image of BooWahBabe BooWahBabe
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    Salkin has the best job. Ever.
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment BooWahBabe was starred BooWahBabe was unstarred
    Image of sfBirdie sfBirdie
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    Wouldn't those Kabbalah people frown upon this? For shame, Madge, FOR SHAME!
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    I hear he's nervous about his upcoming PhD dissertation in DJoreagraphy and throwing style-faces over the turntables. Bitch is living some sort of Zoolander dream.

    What must life mean for an unbright young man to aspire to become Samantha Ronson's iPod? Pretending to play trite music for horrible people night after night, and having to go home to that vortex of dominatricism.. fuck, the comedy writes itself.
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    Image of hughman hughman
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    Zhay-ZOOSE wept.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    Obligatory.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    The NYT was really really really late on this, no? Or is this what we called in the old days, "Turkey Copy" -- the evergreen feature story laid in months in advance for the looooong weekend.
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    Edited by If_I_Had_a_Poodle at 11/29/09 9:19 PM If_I_Had_a_Poodle was starred If_I_Had_a_Poodle was unstarred
    Image of Zira Zira
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    He'll be shopping around sex tapes of Madonna by next year.
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    If_I_Had_a_Poodle promoted this comment Zira was starred Zira was unstarred
    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/29/09

    @Zira: I'd watch that
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    Image of Zira Zira
    11/29/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle:

    Just make sure you don't watch it on a full stomach. (Remember Madonna will be in it.)
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    11/29/09

    @Zira: Other than her frighteningly sculpted and scarily veined arms, I thinks she's pretty hot. If she'd wear opera length gloves in the sex tape I'd definitely purchase it.
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    ShawnP promoted this comment ParahSalin was starred ParahSalin was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    The narcissistic/blasphemous "Jesus Loves You" shirt should win him the support of the Catholic community.

    Related: is the Times aiming for "barely" or "no" shred of dignity left?
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    Edited by Lysergic Asset at 11/29/09 9:10 PM Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    Sure is pretty though.
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    Image of CheetoBurrito CheetoBurrito
    11/29/09

    @BookishLookish: He does have a nice rack, eh?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/29/09

    @CheetoBurrito: Gadgeous.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    11/29/09

    @BookishLookish: I can't imagine what she sees in him. When you strip away the square jaw, the rippling abs, the piercing blue eyes, the thick head of tousled bed head hair, the perfect teeth, the tawny skin, the lush kissable lips, a 22 year old's sexual stamina combined with hot Latin blood that probably creates insatiable sexual desires, what does he really have to offer?
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    BookishLookish promoted this comment Edited by ParahSalin at 11/29/09 9:51 PM ParahSalin was starred ParahSalin was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/29/09

    @ParahSalin: Hmm. I bet he is very good at simple, amusing games and he can probably cook a bit, too. And I have never met a Brazilian who did not like to dance.
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    Image of La Mareada La Mareada
    11/29/09

    @ParahSalin: Madonna is only interested in him for his deep Kaballah energy.

    Kind of the way Irish Priests feel the holy spirit of their young charges or evangelical mega-church youth pastors enjoy the praise singing of the teen group.
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    BookishLookish promoted this comment La Mareada was starred La Mareada was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/29/09

    @La Mareada: Ah, but get right up close to him, he smells like cachaça and deep, deep consent.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    11/29/09

    @La Mareada: I have no doubt they are doing it religiously and with fervor!!!! Probably a few times a day.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/29/09

    @BookishLookish: I mistrust his wolfish blue eyes. They freak me . He must embody some Dolce Vita gigolo fantasy of Madonna's, I suppose. Which I can only applaud, though he's far from my type.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/29/09

    @Baroness: I am really much more partial to the blonds these days, but still, I am very inclined to maintain a Good Neighbor Policy with Jesus.
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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    11/29/09

    @Baroness: He works for my Dolce Vita gigolo fantasy too!
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    But, we still don't know if he was born in a manger.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    11/29/09

    @momof3wildkids: I don't think it is a coincidence that she is dating a guy named Jesus. Though I think that was a matter of P.R. rather divine intervention.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/24/09

    In reply to Nudity Legal Here in NYC!
    Bust out the olive oil... nude wrestling in the park!
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/24/09

    In reply to Nudity Legal Here in NYC!
    But in NYC, you really don't want to do that. With all the fucked up, grab-happy people slithering around the cityscape, maybe a shirt is not such a bad idea.
     Reply
    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
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