Unlikely Celebrity Supermarket Run-In Entertains Twitterati
LeVar Burton saw another famous face at Ralph's; Alyssa Milano saw her authorship challenged; and Jolie O'Dell saw her job sail away. The Twitterati watched ruefully.
Further Down The Rabbit Hole: Everyone Is Still Addicted to ChatRoulette
ChatRoulette is, if you don't already know, a simple, supposedly revolutionary outlet for out-and-out internet voyeurism. It's a two-way looking glass allowing users to instantly video chat/see the dicks of complete strangers. And people can't. Stop. Doing it. Addicts!
Stop Being 'Retarded,' Twitterati Implore
Chris Lehmann traded place with his wife Ana Marie Cox; Molly McAleer traded places with Rahm Emanuel; and Alex Payne's messages to Twitter.com traded places with Twitter.com's messages to Alex Payne. The Twitterati got the old switcheroo.
Netflix Guilt Hobbles the Twitterati
Alex Blagg can't let go of unwatched movies; Molly McAleer wants to smack some kids; and Susan Orlean transmitted some liberal schadenfreude, via retweet. The Twitterati were feeling guilty about their feelings.
You Know Who Else Was a Grammar Nazi?
Jake Tapper needled the White House over word usage; one blog company taunted another over font usage; and an editor got heckled over link usage. The Twitterati forgot their history.
And Then There Was Molls
Here she is: my final Defamer baby, ready to be consumed by you, Death Star Employees and plebes alike. I took a slightly different approach than you are used to, and I'm loosely referring to this piece as my Love Letter to Hollywood, a city that I have learned to be totally flippin' bananas about while working at…
Molls Explains How She's Exactly Like Madonna
In this, your third-to-last encounter with Defamer videographer and ToDoLogist extraordinaire Molly McAleer, Molls digests today's news that
Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing. (She also digests some Ben and Jerry's. We always admired her for being one of the most lactose-tolerant people we know.) But wait! Just…
Is It Live, or is It Molls?
At first we were alarmed to espy the predicament in today's To Do video, in which Molls appears to have fallen prey to a sadist whose taste for bondage comes second only to the imposition of his/her cruel fashion torture. Soon, however, the peril gave way to a baffled fetish trance, and Wagandstuff came to her rescue…
Michelle Rodriguez Holds Vibrator Hostage!
So recidivist actress Michelle Rodriguez apparently
held a vibrator hostage recently, and Molls—a longtime proponent of personal pleasuring devices and a Pleasure Chest Platinum MasterCard holder—has a lot to say on the subject. Have at it, Molls! And once you're done with that, here's some things to do for the…
The Song Of The Summer Is A Little Late
Molls's ongoing love affair with Beyonce isn't exactly a secret—she can regularly be found crab-walking along the Third St. Promenade, a dutiful member of her entourage holding a boombox aloft behind her blaring "Ring the Alarm." Still, that's no reason to think the former Destiny's Child frontdiva's new single, "Put…
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: If You Want To See 32, Listen To Molls
Let's face it: Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the anti-Christ, a yippity Right Wing parrot, a docking pod hardwired to broadcast every vermiculate talking point hatched in Karl Rove's sinister mind. But she also seems like a nice girl, doesn't she? Molls thinks so, at least—maybe it's because they're both Boston College…
Molls Urges You To Vote No On 8, Yes On Double-Double Animal Style
We were just remarking at the lack of star-wattage speaking up on behalf of overturning the evil Prop 8—but here to fill that void is Defamer videographer Molly McAleer (and her gay husband Ed testifying via speakerphone), offering a stirring condemnation of those who would grinchily rescind gay Californians' right to…
Through The Vagina, To The Limit, To The Molls
To paraphrase an old Mel Brooks joke, the people are revolting. ("You said it. They stink on ice.") Their cause, of course, is the unjust and untimely departure of our beloved Molly McAleer, the first and only Defamer-minted microcelebrity. Without Molls...there's just so many ways that sentence could end. Without…
Glen, The Coffee Bean Guy, Weighs In On Tonight's Vice Presidential Debate
Tonight's the night that the shrill harpies who populate
The View have been carping about since late August. Yes, that's right, it's the first time the citizens of the United States get to see Sarah Palin in a completely unedited (and mostly unscripted) setting. Being the politically savvy site that we are, we…
Molls Has Some Friendly Advice For Anne Hathaway
If a
Family Feud pollster approached you in the street and asked you to name which actress has had the most turbulent 2008 thus far, many of you would likely respond with Anne Hathaway. Heck, just in the last 24 hours, she's had to fend off a from David Letterman and a nasty bit of internet gossip about her . Well,…
Would You Punch A Shark In The Face To Save Your Dog?
Yeah yeah yeah, we know most people around the country are either talking about the failed bailout plan, Sarah Palin or those
Somali pirates holding a ship for a $20 million ransom. However, around Defamer HQ, the only thing we've been talking about is that guy to save his beloved rat terrier. As you might expect,…
Putting The Icing On The 'Ace Of Cakes'
Have you been losing sleep trying to figure out why the blogosphere isn't paying
Ace Of Cakes any attention? Well, put that 'scrip for Ambien away because tonight you're gonna sleep the sleep of the dead after you watch our very own Molly McAleer give the much-heralded Food Network program some overdue love. Tonight's…
Welcome Clay and Lindsay, Your 2008 Gay Homecoming Royalty!
Forget it — we're not even bothering with happy hour tonight. We're going straight for our Dirt Sandwich, a heaving helping of all the entertainment news and scandal that's fit to consume from the busy week behind us. This episode features the uniquely robust flavor of Clay Aiken's truth and consequences, the savory…
Hugh Hefner's Search For A 'Girl Next Door' Ends Here
Hugh Hefner has had better weeks. In the span of three days, Hef managed to lose not
one, not , but of his . But don't feel bad for the doddering old coozehound. After all, we think that we may have found a replacement girl that can quickly step into Holly, Kendra and Bridget's high-heeled shoes. Yes, that's right,…
