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PhiCancri
05/18/09

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I have some bad news- We're going to have to sell you all for scientific experimentation.
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ChillbearLatrigue
05/18/09

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I've only seen Star Trek. I honestly thought that I was one of the cool people that didn't give a fuck about the revisions, only to find that I'm a pissed off Star Trek nerd.

THE NEXT PART CONTAINS SPOILERS

Billions of Vulcans die and they don't even make an attempt to go back and fix the time line? They disrupt the time line all of the time in this series.

On a side note, if I was visited by my future self and I looked like Leonard Nimoy currently looks, I would have some serious questions about my health habits.
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HurtsSoGood
05/18/09

@ChillbearLatrigue: I've been calling it the new New Coke.

I mean, what if we redid Star Wars as a Woody Allen film? Do you think more than a few lightsaber-wielding 45 year old virgins would have something to say about that? Yeah, it's a nice piece of art and all, but it's nothing without the Star Trek brand attached to it, and it seriously screws with the brand, thus the New Coke comparison.
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CodePink
05/18/09

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Angels and Demons is like eating McDonald's, throwing it up, and then searching through it for whole pieces of food to eat again, eating it, then throwing it up again, and then finding out you have Cancer, and then stubbing your toe on a dead person, and then pooping your pants, and then waking up to find out that it was all a dream, but then all of it really happens to you anyway, except it also happened to your daughter, and she hates you, and is addicted to meth, and you're in a wheelchair.
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CodePink
05/18/09

@CodePink: and have papercuts on your butthole.
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Richard Lawson
05/18/09

@CodePink: Had a good weekend then, I trust?
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CodePink
05/18/09

@Richard Lawson: it was sewious!
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thetalkinghand
05/18/09

@CodePink: I ain't going to see the film, because I thought the book was *awful*. A shitty, trite, cliched piece of crap.
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belltolls
05/18/09

@CodePink: That's what I was afraid of.
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
05/18/09

@CodePink:

Would you like to grab some coffee sometime?
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mmstk101
05/18/09

@CodePink: I really wish I could heart you more than once.
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CodePink
05/18/09

@thetalkinghand: yeah, i'd heard the book was bad. i have no good reason for seeing it except that it was a $6 matinee and i'm currently sans a job.@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: sure!
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DahlELama
05/18/09

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Mean Girls 2: Toaster Strudels' Revenge=Gretchen finally gets to wear her white gold hoops!
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dado
05/18/09

@DahlELama: That's so fetch.
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EleanorRigby
05/18/09

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This report leaves off the all-important number 6 spot. You know what it was.
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belltolls
05/18/09

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Catholic churches around the world are asking Tom Hanks to send them a tiny scrap of the One True Script.
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