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#boxoffice Click here to read Bible-Toting Holy Man Named Washington Unable to Defeat Colored, Tree-Hugging Animists

Bible-Toting Holy Man Named Washington Unable to Defeat Colored, Tree-Hugging Animists

Now that the long weekend is over, box office receipts are in and, unsurprisingly, Avatar conquers yet again. But Denzel Washington can still open movies, while Peter Jackson's latest is something of a bust. More »
01/19/10
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By Richard Lawson
#mondaymorningboxoffice Click here to read Who Wants a Ride on James Cameron's Space Banshee of Dreams?

Who Wants a Ride on James Cameron's Space Banshee of Dreams?

This weekend saw more huge numbers for the little chamber piece Avatar, an unsurprisingly British runner-up, and three debuts that didn't go huge but did a-OK. Did you see any of these this weekend? More »
01/11/10
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By Richard Lawson
#boxofficereport Click here to read Dumbledore's Corpse Eaten by Guinea Pigs, Potter Enslaved and Forced to Run On Giant Wheel

Dumbledore's Corpse Eaten by Guinea Pigs, Potter Enslaved and Forced to Run On Giant Wheel

Monday morning means box office. And a hot Monday morning means summer box office. Which means big, depressing numbers for big, depressing movies. Like G-Force, a Jerry Bruckheimer-produced sorta-animated movie about guinea pigs. Yes, guinea pigs. More »
07/27/09
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By Richard Lawson
#boxofficereport Click here to read How Many Mean Parents Made Their Kids Go See Ice Age This Weekend?

How Many Mean Parents Made Their Kids Go See Ice Age This Weekend?

Sure, sure, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince raked in a gazillion dollars this weekend. But who are these people who went to Ice Age? Our guess: creationist parents who wanted their kids to watch a nature documentary. More »
07/20/09
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By Natasha VC
#boxofficereport Click here to read <i>Brüno</i>'s Package Disappointingly Small

Brüno's Package Disappointingly Small

If a gay Austrian falls in the middle of his opening weekend, and lots of people are around to see it, does it mean America hates gay people? Probably yes. More »
07/13/09
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By Richard Lawson
#boxofficereport Click here to read Unfrozen Dinosaurs and Manic, Raging Robots Broker Tentative Peace Accord

Unfrozen Dinosaurs and Manic, Raging Robots Broker Tentative Peace Accord

We have a tie! For now. The actuals will come out soon and one film will beat the other. But now! Ambivalence or equality or peace or something. How perfect, as we stand in the smoky ashes of Freedom's birthday. More »
07/06/09
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By Richard Lawson
#boxofficereport Click here to read Nobody Puts Sandra Bullock In a Corner

Nobody Puts Sandra Bullock In a Corner

Sandy Bullock is back in the game, folks! At a lean, mean 45 the actress has pulled off a huge opening. Some credit should go, we suppose, to costars Ryan Reynolds and Betty White. But mostly, yeah, this is Sandy's. More »
06/22/09
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By Richard Lawson
#boxofficereport Click here to read No Amount of John Travolta-Brand Gatorade Can Cure This <i>Hangover</i>

No Amount of John Travolta-Brand Gatorade Can Cure This Hangover

The movie about drunks and their drunken ways keeps hitting the big time. As does the movie about white people in the jungle. Meanwhile, Eddie Murphy and John Travolta have both seen better days. More »
06/15/09
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By Richard Lawson
#boxofficereport Click here to read Surly Old Man <strike>Nearly</strike> Defeated by Three Drunks In Epic Battle Royale

Surly Old Man Nearly Defeated by Three Drunks In Epic Battle Royale

Up barely floated past the boffo success story of the summer, The Hangover, while some other films struggled for traction in a loud, crowded summertime cinemascape. More »
06/08/09
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By Richard Lawson
#boxoffice Click here to read All Pixar Has Left to Do Is Become Self-Aware and Nuclear Bomb Us All

All Pixar Has Left to Do Is Become Self-Aware and Nuclear Bomb Us All

Pixar continues its eerily strong success streak with its latest picture, about a floating house. Terminator is in trouble, while the Ben Stiller bubble has yet to pop. It probably never will. More »
06/01/09
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By Richard Lawson
#mondaymorningboxoffice Click here to read The Force Is Strong in <i>Star Trek</i>!

The Force Is Strong in Star Trek!

To Infinity, and Beyond! I mean... um... Frak! Wait. No. I am... your father... Greedo... Bespin... Um... Oh, right! Star Trek prospered this weekend and will likely live long in theaters. More »
05/11/09
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By Richard Lawson
#mondaymorningboxoffice

After Conquering Box Office, Blood-Soaked Beyoncé Declares Prima Nocte

04/27/09
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Newspaper Industry Destroyed by Ageless Gay Elf

04/20/09
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Hannah Montana and Cowboy Ride Rocket Horses Past Speeding Toyota

04/13/09
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Souped-Up Toyota Runs Over Sweetly Earnest Man-Boy, Keeps On Driving

04/06/09
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Monsters, Aliens Destroy Connecticut, Thousands of Sweaters Lost

03/30/09
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Alien Witches Team Up With Giant Squid to Further Devour Watchmen Audience

03/16/09
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Enraged at Being Cut Out of the Movie, Giant Squid Devours Would-Be Watchmen Ticket Buyers

03/09/09
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Gun-Wielding Madea Bravely Fends Off Be-Hotpanted Jonas Brothers

03/02/09
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#mondaymorningboxoffice

Coming In 2010: 'Jason Vs. Liam'

Click here to read Coming In 2010: 'Jason Vs. Liam'
Happy President's Day! What better way to honor the legacy of America's bold leaders than to sacrifice our own day off, starting with an historic Monday Morning Box Office? More »
02/16/09
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By STV
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We're Really That Into 'You'

Click here to read We're Really That Into 'You'
Not yet recovered from M.I.A.'s 9-months-pregnant body dressed to resemble a Minnie Mouse head? Coldplay in colorful, matching melody-pirate outfits? You have a Grammy hangover. Take some box office numbers and go back to bed: More »
02/09/09
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By Seth
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