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    Peanut Butter and Jelly Is the Body and Blood of Union-Busting Jesus

    Santa Gives Up on America, and Vice Versa

    Good Luck at Your Crappy Thanksgiving With No Tasty Pumpkins or Eggo Sandwiches

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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/20/09

    In reply to Peanut Butter and Jelly Is the Body and Blood of Union-Busting Jesus
    I was always disappointed when my grandmother gave me Smuckers stock for birthdays and Christmas, but now I come to find out it's recession-proof and then some. Thanks, Gram! Sorry I was such a little ingrate.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    11/20/09

    In reply to Peanut Butter and Jelly Is the Body and Blood of Union-Busting Jesus
    It is peanut butter jelly time.

    If only we had an ear-wormy little jingle to celebrate this fact....
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    11/20/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: ahh! you beat me to this comment! :-)
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    11/20/09

    In reply to Peanut Butter and Jelly Is the Body and Blood of Union-Busting Jesus
    As Gawker's token, heterosexual, Southern Baptist hillbilly, I have to say, "God damn, I love me some peanut butter. It's like manna from Cleveland."
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    11/21/09

    @Brad Brown: I eat peanut butter on toast every single day. Every day.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/20/09

    In reply to Peanut Butter and Jelly Is the Body and Blood of Union-Busting Jesus
    The 40 year de-industrialization of this country is almost complete
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/19/09

    In reply to Santa Gives Up on America, and Vice Versa
    Meanwhile, the Canadian Santa is still going strong. (insert socialized medicine joke here)

    [www.canadapost.ca]
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    Image of themediatrix themediatrix
    11/19/09

    In reply to Santa Gives Up on America, and Vice Versa

    Happy Holidays everyone! Well, off to make orphan stew.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/19/09

    In reply to Santa Gives Up on America, and Vice Versa
    Reading that AP-wire story about Santa's letters is lot like putting together a puzzle. Because the author didn't go in a straight line or due to poor editing, you're forced to think about the way the program works and then, you can't be certain that you're getting it right.
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    11/19/09

    @Magister: AP is just being passive-aggressive and doing shitty reader-mean editing for a few days.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/19/09

    @Rozelle’s Bagman: It must be the layoffs.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/19/09

    @Magister: Phew, I thought it was only me.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    11/18/09

    In reply to Good Luck at Your Crappy Thanksgiving With No Tasty Pumpkins or Eggo Sandwiches
    Clearly I'm not the only one who's virtually wetting my pants with excitement to see the film adaptation of The Road.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    11/18/09

    In reply to Good Luck at Your Crappy Thanksgiving With No Tasty Pumpkins or Eggo Sandwiches
    I got a pumpkin. I got a big-ass, who's-yer-Daddy kind of pumpkin, right here in my house.

    I would consider letting it go for the right offer.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    11/18/09

    In reply to Good Luck at Your Crappy Thanksgiving With No Tasty Pumpkins or Eggo Sandwiches
    Eggos? Real America runs on cereal. Delicious, delicious breakfast cereal.

    I can do without Eggos. If General Mills goes out of business, however, we're gonna have problems!
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    11/18/09

    In reply to Good Luck at Your Crappy Thanksgiving With No Tasty Pumpkins or Eggo Sandwiches
    WTF is a Christmas pumpkin?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/18/09

    In reply to Good Luck at Your Crappy Thanksgiving With No Tasty Pumpkins or Eggo Sandwiches
    Bah. Eggo waffles taste like syrup covered sink sponges. Who can ever get the damn things cooked right? Either they're burnt to a tree bark consistency or they're half frozen in the middle. And no matter how much syrup you slather on 'em after two minutes you might as well eat a sugary flip-flop. I'm not registering the alarm here.

    However, if IHOP could no longer operate and serve to the masses demonic fried cake, rolled in sugar, jellied fruit, and stuffed with everything from cream cheese and cinnamon, to cured meats and possibly shellfish given the promotion of the week, most of middle America would just up and walk into the ocean.

    Also, pumpkin. ew. No true Southerner would dare use pumpkin when there is so obviously sweet potato available. You Yankees with your high-falutin food stuffs.
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    11/18/09

    In reply to Good Luck at Your Crappy Thanksgiving With No Tasty Pumpkins or Eggo Sandwiches
    That pumpkin looks like another hoax from Colorado. Does it fly?
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    Image of El_Gato El_Gato
    11/18/09

    In reply to Good Luck at Your Crappy Thanksgiving With No Tasty Pumpkins or Eggo Sandwiches
    Great photo. I love how someone felt the need to identify the enormous pumpkin, as if there were people out there too stupid to figure it out. Well, actually ...
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    11/18/09

    @El_Gato: It could conceivably be some type of marketing-and-promotion-related noun that ends with "-mobile."
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/18/09

    In reply to Good Luck at Your Crappy Thanksgiving With No Tasty Pumpkins or Eggo Sandwiches
    If swear if I don't get pumpkin pie this season I'm gonna be shivving mofos left and right.
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