"There's a new Star Wars movie, and no one cares," announced New York Times Opinionator blogger Chris Sullentrop in a Friday afternoon post, about which we would not have cared if it hadn't been closely followed by sixteen ominous words: "(Warning: if you click through the link there will be language that The Times…
ABC News' Investigative Unit has very important BREAKING news about how so-called change agent Hillary Clinton is such a part of the Washington establishment that she actually slept in the White House on the night her husband got a blowjob from Monica Lewinsky 11 years ago. She was in the same building within hours of…
Has it really been a whole decade since a plucky young intern stole the President's—and the nation's—heart with her devil-may-care attitude about workplace sex and that irresistible smile? Thanks, Matt, for reminding us of a simpler time. We appreciate also your placement of the story beneath the Hillary nonsense and…
You have to love the two eagle-eyed guys behind Bill Clinton keeping an extra-careful watch on that handshake as the former president greeted college students this week in Hanover, N.H.. You never can be too careful, you know. Hey! Girl whose face we can only see half of! Don't look into his eyes! [The Dartmouth]
While we're feeling nostalgicThe Smoking Gun has the transcript of a 1998 debriefing on Monica Lewinsky's encounter with then-President Bill Clinton. An excerpt: "A ray of sunshine was shining directly on Lewinsky's face while she performed oral sex to completion on the President. The President remarked about…
"Handbag designer" Monica Lewinsky will soon be hosting a reality TV show wherein "a female contestant is courted by men whose looks are kept hidden," and "the men 'must rely strictly on their personalities to captivate' the woman." (Novel idea, this dating-based-on-personality concept!) UPDATE: A reader points out…
· Jeff Gossett, who closed the New York Moomba, to open Moomba LA, is now closing the West Coast club as well. [Page Six]
· Kathy Griffin can't tell the difference between Stephen Baldwin and Billy Baldwin. Neither can the Page Six photo editors, apparently. At the moment, a raven-haired, smiling Billy is captioned as…
· Page Six's list of NY's "Most Eligible Bachelorettes" includes Chloe Sevigny, Monica Lewinsky, and Martha Stewart. [Page Six]
· Gov. Pataki was out dancing and bar-hopping 'til 3AM the night before his inauguration. [Cindy Adams]
· President Bush's nickname for Karl Rove is "Turd Blossom;" Ivana Trump spotted in…
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