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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/02/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Vanity Fair Staffers Can Clean Graydon Carter's Stockroom
    At least nobody expects barbacks to do unpaid internships. Maybe for some, it'll be a raise? #graydoncarter
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    Image of PontiusPirate PontiusPirate
    10/30/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Vanity Fair Staffers Can Clean Graydon Carter's Stockroom

    Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
    If you're not greedy you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa
    Oompa Loompa doompadee do #graydoncarter
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    10/30/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Vanity Fair Staffers Can Clean Graydon Carter's Stockroom
    Why must he always have that smug little queef face on? #graydoncarter
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    10/30/09

    @Airvault: "Maam, I have seen scones, and these are NOT scones! At best, these could be called pastries" #graydoncarter
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/30/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Vanity Fair Staffers Can Clean Graydon Carter's Stockroom
    Oh, c'mon, Graydon Carter is to George Washington as Velveeta is to Pecorino Tartufo truffled cheese. I get that they sport a vaguely similar coiffure, but beyond that..

    Washington was an entitled rich who championed the plebes; Carter is the precise opposite.

    Washington led his troops in battle and didn't (allegedly) bleep off to Bermuda when the going got tough.

    And lastly, after militarily strategizing during the day, Washington would settle down at night to compose detailed letters to his wife indicating the precise color scheme and pattern of the wallpaper she was to select while remodeling Mount Vernon. By contrast, when I picture Carter multitasking these days, I see him barking party RSVP orders to three personal assistants while the fourth buffs his nails. #graydoncarter
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    Image of Betty Draper Betty Draper
    10/30/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Vanity Fair Staffers Can Clean Graydon Carter's Stockroom
    What an ugly, ugly man. I will chop my hand off if he is the lothario Rupert Everett claims him to be. #graydoncarter
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    10/30/09

    @Betty Draper: Far better were you to chop his hand off, dear. Channel that aggression outward! #graydoncarter
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    Image of intime intime
    10/30/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Vanity Fair Staffers Can Clean Graydon Carter's Stockroom
    What? Can't they just suck his big cucumber for money? #graydoncarter
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    Image of Adrian Chen Adrian Chen
    10/30/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Vanity Fair Staffers Can Clean Graydon Carter's Stockroom

    Graydon Carter = Bob Fossil #graydoncarter
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    10/30/09

    @Adrian Chen: Ha! Yes! #graydoncarter
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    07/31/09

    In reply to Vanity Fair Lukewarm on Graydon Carter's Joints
    If they had a sense of humor, the Go to Jail square would say Go to the Waverly. And inside the jail would be a photo of a $55 plate of macaroni and cheese topped with truffle shavings.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    07/31/09

    In reply to Vanity Fair Lukewarm on Graydon Carter's Joints
    Oh puh-leze. They've let me past the velvet at Rose Bar sans reservation on a Thursday evening so I'd say it's an orange property at best. Also, to the nice businessman who bought my girlfriends and I those bottles of Dom, you're a saint. And a drunk.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/31/09

    @misslinda:

    Your not welcome. A couple of grand on you ladies, and not even a "How's Your Father". Disappointing.
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    07/31/09

    @resipsaloquacious: That's only because a "How's your father" often leads to a "Who's your daddy."
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    07/31/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Honey, we would've been happy with Moet. You were overcompensating for something, and we really didn't want to find out what it was.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/31/09

    @misslinda: Moet!? Please. Next time, Asti-Spumante in paper cups and I won't be wearing pants.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    07/31/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Fantastic. We'll be able to see what you were overcompensating for.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/31/09

    In reply to Vanity Fair Lukewarm on Graydon Carter's Joints
    Ironically, the only one of these places I've been is 740 Park. I feel so...I don't know, what am I supposed to feel again?
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    07/31/09

    In reply to Vanity Fair Lukewarm on Graydon Carter's Joints
    Can we just email this to the terrorists now? Maybe along with a map?
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    Image of SeaBassTian SeaBassTian
    07/27/09

    In reply to Is Levi Johnston The Missing Link Between Graydon Carter and Mere Monkey (Bar)?
    Perhaps Graydon simply recognized the sheer publicity value of having a minor player from the farcical election of 2008 sitting in those infamous back booths. GC probably called Richard Johnson himself to deliver the scoop.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07/25/09

    In reply to Is Levi Johnston The Missing Link Between Graydon Carter and Mere Monkey (Bar)?
    it would be awesome if carter offers levi a job as, oh, his personal assistant
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    07/25/09

    In reply to Is Levi Johnston The Missing Link Between Graydon Carter and Mere Monkey (Bar)?
    Can you hire someone to do that? To hold your dick while you piss? Because I really have some important texts to send out on my iPhone, and I need to adjust my sunglasses with my other hand, and don’t want to get any piss on my FUCKING STRIPED SHIRT.
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    Image of wundersmack wundersmack
    07/25/09

    @iplaudius: Yes, dear, we are called the Legion of Pissoir, and I'll have you know the union will be in touch with you to discuss this hideous defamation right away.
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    Image of dotorg greg dotorg greg
    07/27/09

    @iplaudius: whoa, for a second there I thought I'd woken up in 2005:

    http://www.lookatmystripedshirt.com/articleLAMSS.asp

    Don't forget that for all his meatheadedness, Levi still holds the key to the Secret of The Baby Trig. I'm sure Graydon would want to be the one to break that--or any myriad of Crazy Palin stories--when/if it'll get him the most publicity.
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    Image of Caius Caius
    07/25/09

    In reply to Is Levi Johnston The Missing Link Between Graydon Carter and Mere Monkey (Bar)?
    The bodyguards are there to make sure he doesn't accidentally impregnate any more young republicans.
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