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    Tinsley Mortimer Headed for Divorce??

    Vh1's Biggest Celebreality Star Desperately Seeks Manager, Pooper Scooper
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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    01/12/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Headed for Divorce??
    New York patricians and 'Hood project folk always have the colorful names. I think it's time that the middle class started claiming some color of its own. Let me know if any of you womenfolk would like to contribute an egg and a womb to the Cause.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    01/12/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Headed for Divorce??
    Thank you.
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    01/11/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Headed for Divorce??
    This would be especially fun from a journalistic standpoint if Topper was cheating with Minsley Tortimer but she isn't a ditzy floozy.
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    Image of Lorem Ipsum Lorem Ipsum
    01/11/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Headed for Divorce??
    I haz a momentary sad.
    But more importantly, what's up with his gigantic lycanthropic hand?!?
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    01/11/09

    @Lorem Ipsum: I like how he's holding her back with his hand, presumably to keep her from darting into traffic again.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    01/11/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Headed for Divorce??
    I generally avoid effusiveness because I have a shriveled, withholding soul, but that was gorgeous.
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    01/11/09

    @Private Hangnail: Richard = Amazing.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/11/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Headed for Divorce??
    TINSREEEEEEE !!! NUOOOOOOO !!! no-one wants to see tinsree sad... somewhere, her legions of japanese fans are sobbing on a corner, just waiting for her to reappear, a glowing ballgown clad vision... tinsree !!! come back to us !!!


    (and richard: pretty much everyone thinks you're the funniest guy on this site)

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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    01/11/09

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: We should start something similar to the "Find Padama a Husband" campaign. I am totally willing to do my best to make either Padama or Tinsley happy (though I feel that my negative net worth may be a limiting factor).
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    Image of RoyJagabat RoyJagabat
    01/11/09

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: Funniest guy on this site? That's a given. I think Richard is the funniest writer I've come across anywhere. I rarely laugh out loud at the written word, but Richard's posts make me do that alot!
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/11/09

    @RoyJagabat: seriously. richard, I know you're reading this, and people who may or may not be on gawker today discuss you positively in your absence. for real.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/11/09

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: if you suck up any harder, we're going to have to have you surgically removed from him.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/12/09

    @Hydroceph: twat.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    01/11/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Headed for Divorce??
    Topper and Tinsley Tipple, Totter, and Tumble


    O wait, it's not an open caption

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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    01/11/09

    @Weegee's bored: Excellent alliteration (my personal favorite form of open capition)!
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    01/11/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Headed for Divorce??
    Still STARtled this person is even relevant, but her man could fit right in with the circus-freakish, highly entertaining Palin family. Or he's a Dave Chapelle brain child.


    Tripp
    Trig
    Track
    Topper
    Trollop
    Trapper
    Triceratops
    Tron (I'm getting ahead of myself)


    or........

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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    01/11/09

    @Fallenstar SpiritFingers: Oh no! Don't even start with the Palin family. They're better off forgotten.


    Chappelle, on the other hand, is hilarious.

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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    01/12/09

    @Fallenstar SpiritFingers: There is no 'happy endings' to this story.
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    01/11/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Headed for Divorce??
    I was right there until "veranda."
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    01/11/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Headed for Divorce??
    Wait, someone married Tinsley Mortimer?
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    01/11/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Headed for Divorce??
    What else could you expect to happen once a certain undead, bloated corpse that walked amongst us was executed for the second time? You can't Ketch a zombie without consequences.


    But seriously, Topper is the one cheating too much!? And the timing of the separation has nothing to do with the sudden demise of the hedge fund industry?! I guess every day brings new suprises.

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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/11/09

    @Iceland_Spar: !!!
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    01/11/09

    @Iceland_Spar: Only the GOOD die YOUNG! Sniff.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    01/11/09

    @Iceland_Spar: I would guess that Topper is old money (seriously, those names only appear on social registers or trailer parks, nothing in between). So, his hedge fund gig probably was more of a hobby, so I'm sure they'll still be living pretty comfortably, no matter what the economy is doing.


    Unless...they got Madoff'ed. Muahhhhahaha!!!


    (Sorry for the evil laugh - I sorta hate rich people and like seeing them have bad financial luck for a change.)

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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/11/09

    @oyvehisyou: don't be so sure


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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    01/11/09

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache:OOH! Do tell. Make it a good story. Entertain me. Sundays are good days for reincarnations.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    01/11/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Headed for Divorce??
    The song goes "Ohhhhh place where Guadalupe is from! / What a land you are! / Sometimes you're mountains / Other times, you're sand / Ohhhh country faraway! / What have you become? / Sometimes you're high schools / Other times you're storms."


    I can't even explain how much I love this.

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/11/09

    @hortense: I picture Guadalupe as Fez from That 70's show.
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    Image of randomnessish randomnessish
    01/11/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I picture her Cher's maid Maria(?) from Clueless.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    01/11/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: No, she's totally Rosario from Will and Grace, Members Only jacket and all.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/11/09

    @VoxPopuli: HA !
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    01/11/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer Headed for Divorce??
    His name is Topper Mortimer????!?!?


    Or is she one of them modern gals who keep their name after marriage?

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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    01/11/09

    @Xylo: His name is Topper Mortimer. Which gives me hope that she'll date someone with a name like Iceland Spar as a rebound/transitional relationship towards meeting someone with a name that doesn't sound like a Bond villian.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    01/11/09

    @Xylo: Eh.. Given my real name (which is right in line with Topper Mortimer unfortunately) I tend to be reluctant to make fun of other's names.
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