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    Monte Carlo Welcomes Illiterate Savages
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    06/17/09

    In reply to Monte Carlo Welcomes Illiterate Savages
    they're looking at all the picassos over at the bellagio. eyyyyyy.
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    Image of xyzpdq xyzpdq
    06/17/09

    In reply to Monte Carlo Welcomes Illiterate Savages
    WTF? The pic of the guys eating wings could have been taken at the bar right up the road from me.


    (Of course, everyone in the photo would have to be WAY fatter, though.)


    Regardless, I'm confused. Why, oh why, would you jet to Monte Carlo for wings and beer, when you can get that shit in any dive bar in the U.S.?

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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    06/17/09

    @xyzpdq: hi! as the new chief of the monte carlo tourism bureau, i'd like to take this moment to ask you to kindly SHU DEE FAH KP
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    06/17/09

    In reply to Monte Carlo Welcomes Illiterate Savages
    I would totally DUH BOTCH OR EE that hunk lying on the floor in the first photo. Kinda creeped out by the dead-looking feet peeking out of the bathroom, however.
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    Image of nirreskeya nirreskeya
    06/17/09

    @DeltaGuy: Wow, I didn't even notice those.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/17/09

    In reply to Monte Carlo Welcomes Illiterate Savages
    It's just niche marketing to high-rolling LOLcats.
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    Image of ZemarGeseavie ZemarGeseavie
    06/17/09

    In reply to Monte Carlo Welcomes Illiterate Savages
    Debauchery is only pronounced that way in the midwest.
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    Image of nirreskeya nirreskeya
    06/17/09

    @ZemarGeseavie: That's their target market here.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    06/17/09

    In reply to Monte Carlo Welcomes Illiterate Savages
    They lost me at "unpretentiously luxurious". I thought the whole point of luxury was to rub it in everyone else's face and pretend you were better than them.
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    Image of blix blix
    06/17/09

    @Wrapitup: It is if you're doing it right.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    06/17/09

    @blix: True. But isn't it way more fun to feel temporarily superior to everyone else for very flimsy reasons?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/17/09

    @Wrapitup:


    Sometimes.


    "Can you see through this dress?"

    "Yes, miss, I'm afraid you can."

    "I'll take it."

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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    06/17/09

    In reply to Monte Carlo Welcomes Illiterate Savages
    French, fried.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    06/17/09

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    She has a sleeping mask on her head and her panties are wrapped around her foot? Man, duh botch or ree sex looks awful.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    06/17/09

    In reply to Monte Carlo Welcomes Illiterate Savages


    CAN COON

    IN YUR UP
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    06/17/09

    In reply to Monte Carlo Welcomes Illiterate Savages
    when will vegas embrace the fact that the 9/11 terrorists went there for a bachelor party before they eternally married satan?
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