[People paddle a boat at the flooded street in village of Rijeka Crnojevica, Montenegro, where hundreds of people have been evacuated from their homes because of floods caused by heavy rains. Photo via AP.]

With the Facebook Fugitive back in jail, what runaway rapscallion should we cheer for next? How about this two-ton hippopotamus, which escaped from a zoo and now wanders Montenegro with a pair of armed bodyguards.

In a move that nearly makes up for ".biz," ICANN officially phased out the .yu domain of the now-dead nation of Yugoslavia, replacing it with .rs for Serbia and .me for Montenegro (which should go on sale early next year). Maybe .me can do for Montenegro what .tv did for the island nation of Tuvalu; for those who…