What does a down out sports writer do when the repo men come knocking? Get a little help from his (hot female) friends! Coming soon a new series on HBO.
Why on earth would you use your real name? For $1600 a day, cash, you would think you could cook up a better system than a mariott rewards card under your real name.
My mother-in-law was of the opinion the cops wouldn't chase after perps unless they were guilty. It was a most pragmatic philosophy, as she was never selected for jury duty.
Always be wary of a sports writer who seems to take a sudden interest in talking on the phone about the WNBA.
"She's got a good ball-control offense, isn't afraid to play above the rim, and will totally drain it before the clock goes off. But you can totally drunk on her and her dribble is easy to penetrate."
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/Apologies to the UNH hockey team
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On the upside, once he gets out of jail he can launch a career as a "spiritual advisor" to rap stars.
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In all seriousness, I suppose it's the not getting caught part that's more difficult.
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He looks a bit like Aldo Valletti, doesn't he? I'm having Salo flashbacks.
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"She's got a good ball-control offense, isn't afraid to play above the rim, and will totally drain it before the clock goes off. But you can totally drunk on her and her dribble is easy to penetrate."
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@MrInBetween: Why would Michael Keaton play Bill Paxton?