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    Image of SuchAndSuch SuchAndSuch
    12/12/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Gets a Fist Bump in the Ratings
    Your renewal will come in the form of "Jerseylicious" which is basically "The Hills" crossed with "Jersey Shore," except 100x better....and of course by "better" I actually mean "trashier." More tans, more fightin', more fuckin', and more trash-bags-as-luggage.

    Coming to the STYLE network shortly...already announced in HR, VAR, etc...
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    metoometoo promoted this comment SuchAndSuch was starred SuchAndSuch was unstarred
    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    12/12/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore: Mating Rituals
    I know your day job Brian or should i call you J.W.

    [www.anthro.ucdavis.edu]
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/11/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Gets a Fist Bump in the Ratings
    Please, Brian, tell me there are more photos like this one that you can use to illustrate certain new developments on the show. Like one of SHAMWOWWW using her nesty-wig to repel from the shore house terrace and onto the boardwalk like a ham-bloated Repunzel. Maybe a reenactment of the day Snoopers-Pickle-Brown-Betty got bested by a duck and a flying porn punch. A shot of "The Situation" with sausages on his abs and lonely hatred (with peppers!) in his soul, with a before and after shot of Sammie and Ronnie "vibing" on the dance floor while suffering a contorted seizure, playing bocce ball in Mazatlan, having two babies named "Joanie and Chachi," or "Laverne De Fazio and Carmine Ragusa" and eventually in couples counseling after 4 hours on the show! And maybe one last shot of VinniePaulie using gel and maybe glittery cotton to fight disease from the Gonorrhea-tub of whores and Snooki's left over pickled lesbian desperation.

    Fun!

    You have this, right? Or you can create this, yes?
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/11/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Gets a Fist Bump in the Ratings
    I read that headline as "Fisted in the Ratings."
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    Image of manchops manchops
    12/11/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Gets a Fist Bump in the Ratings
    Poor trashbags. Talk about the worst timing to walk off a show. At least she hooked up with the situation!
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    Image of pollyannacowgirl pollyannacowgirl
    12/11/09

    @manchops: She had a suitcase when she was packing! I know because as soon as I figured out she was leaving, I started praying for a chance to see her "luggage". She totally had a baby blue hardshell suitcase. Like my late grandmother used when she went to Hawaii.
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    manchops promoted this comment pollyannacowgirl was starred pollyannacowgirl was unstarred
    Image of manchops manchops
    12/11/09

    @pollyannacowgirl: i'm guessing she found it on the street in sea shore. She needed more luggage other than the trash bags to fit all the t-shirts and hooker skirts she had accumulated in her short time there
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    12/11/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Gets a Fist Bump in the Ratings
    That's such great news that I want to slip into a pleather mini-skirt, smear skank-gloss across my plumped lips, steal liquor from my cabinet then punch MYSELF in the face!
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    Image of manchops manchops
    12/11/09

    @Trai_Dep: damn, you are the guidette of my dreams!
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    Image of Muggs Bigglesworth Muggs Bigglesworth
    12/11/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Gets a Fist Bump in the Ratings
    Well, you guys are bloggers.

    You do great things.
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    sweet_communist promoted this comment Muggs Bigglesworth was starred Muggs Bigglesworth was unstarred
    Image of cpjones cpjones
    12/11/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Gets a Fist Bump in the Ratings
    Season 2 will be awful, but not in a good way. All the wannabe guido/guidettes will be triple time worse than anything left to air in the rest of this season. Just the thought of someone so orange that they turn purple and possibly melt on the Jersey Shore would be frighteni...wait, that would be kind of cool to the many haters of this show as they'd love that.
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    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    12/11/09

    @cpjones: I'm actually surprised at how tame this cast is. If season 2's cast is three times worse than these guys, they will be pretty much in line with typical guidos.
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    Image of cpjones cpjones
    12/11/09

    @FitnessMadeSimple: There's still plenty more episodes for them to shine. I remember seeing previews of Ronnie with a bloody nose and JWoww smacking around the Situation as the useless Vinnie.

    I mean from having Pink Eye to showing up on time for work, he is now the least interesting person on the show now that Trash Bags quit.
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    Image of Omitofo Omitofo
    12/11/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Gets a Fist Bump in the Ratings
    I also want a Snooki spin-off show called "The Citaaay"
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    FitnessMadeSimple promoted this comment Omitofo was starred Omitofo was unstarred
    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    12/11/09

    @Omitofo: That show would obviously be called "Real Princesses of Poughkeepsie."
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    Image of Omitofo Omitofo
    12/11/09

    @FitnessMadeSimple: However, as interesting as Snookers' original breeding grounds are, I like the idea of Snooki being snatched out of her natural habitat and placed in upper west side Manhatten....kind of like Working Girl, but on acid.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    12/11/09

    @Omitofo: not meth, grain alcohol, menthol cigarettes and crabs
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/11/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Gets a Fist Bump in the Ratings
    The approach / avoidance positioning of Ronnie's left hand tells a tale... a tale of a child who made his GI Joe 'bust moves', of a young man who watched The Golden Girls with Nonna on rainy Bensonhurst afternoons, and now, of a man, whose waxed and 'roidy chest, fauxhawk, and cryptic Celtic cross back tat bespeak a yearning, a yearning so deep and powerful it may burst like a roidy pimple on the shoulderblade of the world.
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    Image of sfBirdie sfBirdie
    12/11/09

    @BettyCrocker: I wish I could heart you all over again, or at least give you some ham.
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    12/11/09

    @BettyCrocker: This is, like, fucking poetry 'n' shit.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/11/09

    @Conchie Birdie: We love ham!
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    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/11/09

    @sweet_communist: Awww!
     Reply
    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of belltolls belltolls
    12/11/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Gets a Fist Bump in the Ratings
    Ham, water and pickles for everyone!
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    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    12/11/09

    @belltolls: And Ron-Ron Juice. Can't forget that. I don't understand why MTV hasn't already started mass producing a drink by that name.
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    Image of sfBirdie sfBirdie
    12/11/09

    @belltolls: Don't forget the jager and Ron Ron Juice!
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    sfBirdie was starred sfBirdie was unstarred
    Image of doctorzizmor doctorzizmor
    12/11/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Gets a Fist Bump in the Ratings
    O-M-G. I'm so excited. I think I'll suck on a pickle.
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    BettyCrocker promoted this comment doctorzizmor was starred doctorzizmor was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/11/09

    @doctorzizmor: Can we all watch?
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    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of doctorzizmor doctorzizmor
    12/11/09

    @BettyCrocker: Pervs!
     Reply
    doctorzizmor was starred doctorzizmor was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/11/09

    @doctorzizmor: I yam what I yam.
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    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of Zira Zira
    12/11/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Gets a Fist Bump in the Ratings
    This crew is gonna be biggah than Springsteen. Hell they are gonna be biggah than Bon Jovi!
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    FitnessMadeSimple promoted this comment Zira was starred Zira was unstarred
    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    12/11/09

    @Zira: Possibly even bigger than Gigi D'Agostino or Ian Van Dahl.
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    FitnessMadeSimple was starred FitnessMadeSimple was unstarred
    Image of Zira Zira
    12/11/09

    @FitnessMadeSimple: If they play Cascada's Evacuate the Dancefloor next week I'm gonna have a situation right heah in my parent's basement.
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    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    12/11/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Gets a Fist Bump in the Ratings
    Vinny's upside-down fleur-de-lis looks like a metallic, guido sad face.

    ...much like the sad face I have on right now due to the realization that I not only have met Ronnie many times, but have also been to Bamboo, the club in the above photo :(
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    FitnessMadeSimple was starred FitnessMadeSimple was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/11/09

    @FitnessMadeSimple: HA!

    Ronnie - hot in person or not?
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    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/11/09

    @FitnessMadeSimple: If it makes you feel any better, I once vomited in Headliners.
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    Richard Petty Bourgeoisie was starred Richard Petty Bourgeoisie was unstarred
    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    12/11/09

    @BettyCrocker: I'm not a good judge of that sort of thing, but he does look exactly the same in person as he does on TV. Although he seemed much more fond of shirts whenever I saw him.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/11/09

    @FitnessMadeSimple: Mm. Ok, we'll take it.
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    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of squeakel squeakel
    12/11/09

    @FitnessMadeSimple: He looks super short in that photo up there. Is he?

    Not that I mind. I like a bite sized man. Not him, just in general.
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    FitnessMadeSimple promoted this comment squeakel was starred squeakel was unstarred
    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    12/14/09

    @squeakel: Nope, he's pretty normal-sized. Not tall, but not short either.
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    Image of friend_of_a_friend friend_of_a_friend
    12/11/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore Gets a Fist Bump in the Ratings
    They should've photoshopped a tan on that girl's pasty white legs. The horrah!
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    12/11/09

    @friend_of_a_friend: What is she wearing on the bottom? Latex shortie shorts?
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